Sienna Miller Is Back On The Prowl
Dig out the chastity belt from the attic and strap it onto your husband immediately, because Sienna Miller's bulldozer vagina is back in business! Sienna told UsWeekly that she finally detached Balthazar Getty's hair peen (I'm assuming) from her snatch after only a few months together and she's single now. Single and ready to mingle...with your husband's dick.
At the Hollywood Dominoes event in London, the happy homewrecker said, "I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that. It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own."
And the slutty angels in heaven are singing "Whore-a-lujah!"
Balthazar's dick was getting stale and too complicated, so this shit was long overdue. Let the man with the cartoon villain name go back to his wife and let Sienna go back to doing what she does best: sluttin'! I'm really fucking happy to hear this, because I was starting to think that she was actually...um...dickmatized. Note to sluts of the world: The minute you get dickmatized, immediately put your genitals into rehab and cease all contact with said dick. Dickmatization + a shameless slut = DISASTER!
Below is Sienna in her "dick huntin'" dress at that Domino event on Friday night. If you put your ear to the monitor, you can actually hear her vagina crying tears of joy at the fact that it's getting new peen!
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But unfortunately she looks now worse than used to(
Miller is hot and very talented
This Skank is FOREVER on the prowl!
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:39pm.
Impertinent Vixen, you should start your own blog based on these awesome stories you invent! They're fucking hilarious!
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yeah, IP were you the sick bitch that wrote those hilarious porn stories?
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Thanks guys! I love to make people laugh. Alas, no, I did not come up with the porn stories. I wish I had!
@Jan and Aunt Bea:
And she, quite likely, acts like a 12 year old too. Ick.
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:52pm.
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Well said, Jan! Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snatch of Doom has reentered the building!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Or it might be as simple as them liking a woman who looks like a twelve-year-old girl. All the pedophilia, none of the prison time.
She is built like a twelve year old girl. Her box must sing cause she gets them to leave their women for her.
I don't think she's unattractive but stunning is way too generous, IMO. There's something incredibly generic about her. Not that there's anything wrong with vanilla...but...it's vanilla. Nothing to get too excited about.
Would I rather look like her than me? Sure. Would that make me drop dead gorgeous? Nope.
I think she's very pretty but she needs to quit pouting her lips! She looks ridic.
I still think she totally ruined whatever career she had and even if they are over, it doesn't change the fact that no one wants to hire her. She's like the British LezLo.
Honey, you need an ass to fill out that dress. I've got one, you do not. Gimme.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:59pm.
not with this outfit, she´s not.
**whatever**
Submitted by Dea on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:27pm.
btw, i yhink sienna is stunning. seriously, say whatever u want about her (i hardly agree she´s a slut, but thats not the point), but don´t say she´s ugly.
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and let us not forget...she is a fashion icon
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
btw, i yhink sienna is stunning. seriously, say whatever u want about her (i hardly agree she´s a slut, but thats not the point), but don´t say she´s ugly.
**whatever**
She´s so beautiful! I saw her profile on... bwaaahahahahahahha gotcha!
anyway, go sienna!or not... dont´really care
**whatever**
Klassy.
get ready...sienna's on the prowl for somebody else's man again...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:39pm.
Impertinent Vixen, you should start your own blog based on these awesome stories you invent! They're fucking hilarious!
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yeah, IP were you the sick bitch that wrote those hilarious porn stories?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:27pm.
I'm constructing an Evil Plan, one that features Sienna Miller shooting a romantic caper movie in a remote location with Brad Pitt while Angie Jo graces a small third world village with her presence. Sienna's hypnotic snatch will lure Ball-less Brad away, and then her snatch and Angie Jo's snatch can have a Godzilla versus Megagodzilla smackdown. Who will win!!!????
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Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:39pm.
Impertinent Vixen, you should start your own blog based on these awesome stories you invent! They're fucking hilarious!
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Holy sh*t! That sounds brilliant!
I thought about another thing that hasn't occurred to me before: Sienna and Angelina could totally be besties given their similarities.
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Can't wait to see who her next victim/boyfriend is.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
DIAF HATERS!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:05pm.
Pearl_necklace you know Sluttiena has already got between the Craig and his poor long-suffering girlfriend right? She had a fling with him while making Layer Cake then again when she split with Jude Law. He was definitely with the girlfriend the second time, not sure about the first.
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HOLY CACA, no way :O
DAMN, she moves FAAAST. Well, at least he's been-there-done-that coochie now. LOL! Sienna must be kicking herself for not biding her time until he hit the Hollywood bigtime with 007. I think that's what she was aiming for besides married dick with Balthball Getty. Just that her career was so blah after Jude Law that that's the best married dick she could get at the time to rustle up publicity.
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Pearl_necklace you know Sluttiena has already got between the Craig and his poor long-suffering girlfriend right? She had a fling with him while making Layer Cake then again when she split with Jude Law. He was definitely with the girlfriend the second time, not sure about the first.
Oy...just had a scary thought..Guy has already busted loose from the bonds of marital vows with the Vadge, sooooo, who's the biggest sort-of hooked-up hotness in the UK right now? YES, that's right: Mr. Daniel Craig. His poor longtime-gf with the deer-in-the-headlights eyes won't know what hit her :(
ugh, just hope he prefers brunettes AND is not into the rode-hard-before-her-time look, like my gut tells me.
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Impertinent Vixen, you should start your own blog based on these awesome stories you invent! They're fucking hilarious!
Your face!
Tell Sienna that white slut dresses don't go with black tights...are black tights supposed to be more slutty or something? I notice that these celebs always pair them with the most random outfits and then it just looks like they're trying too hard to be slutty or something?
Your face!
I wonder if Getty went crawling back to the mother of is children?
Fucking dog.
And Sienna is like a bitch in heat 24/7.
man if this happy hooker gets with Guy Ritchie, I just might have to stop playa-hatin' and commence appreciating.
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ImpertinentVixen, I dunno who'd win, but they'd devastate Tokyo before they were finished. Whose vagina dentata would devour Brad alive first?
I'm constructing an Evil Plan, one that features Sienna Miller shooting a romantic caper movie in a remote location with Brad Pitt while Angie Jo graces a small third world village with her presence. Sienna's hypnotic snatch will lure Ball-less Brad away, and then her snatch and Angie Jo's snatch can have a Godzilla versus Megagodzilla smackdown. Who will win!!!????
Gross.
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If You Can Beat Them, Join Them. Then When They Least Expect It, Beat The Crap Out Of Them.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:10pm.
It's over because she didn't want the man. She wanted to get him to leave his wife. Once she wins the game, it's no fun anymore. She's on to the next challenge.
We ALL know someone like that.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
sparkys nemesis, because it's not the first marriage she's helped wreck, and because she's playing the "poor li'l meeeeeee" card when frolicking naked in public with her now-ex-BF.
And I'll shoot the next person who whines, "Leeeeeeaaavvee Sluttyenna AAAALOOOOOOONE! Why do you always blame the woman?!"
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ready.... aim....
she wasn't fucking alone now was she?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
It's over because she didn't want the man. She wanted to get him to leave his wife. Once she wins the game, it's no fun anymore. She's on to the next challenge.
We ALL know someone like that.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Sassy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:52am.
I emailed that old whore MK and he told me to bookmark the puppies.
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old LAZY whore you mean! LOL
I added a bookmark to my toolbar. last I check they were still on slideshow.
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LOL! You bitches got told! ;p
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harrumph.
thumbnail under front teeth - *flick*. ah vaffanculo!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Well, color me SHOCKED!
I, for one, really thought those two crazy kids would make it work.
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
She's dull looking and doesn't have a body...hmmm...why is she famous? Oh yeah being a slut! There's nothing wrong with being a slut but slutting around with married men is just wrong. It should be #2 in the sluts handbook. Number #1 is alway's use protection,#3 make sure your sugardaddy has money or why fuck him, this fine stuff isn't for free, #4...
sparkys nemesis, because it's not the first marriage she's helped wreck, and because she's playing the "poor li'l meeeeeee" card when frolicking naked in public with her now-ex-BF.
And I'll shoot the next person who whines, "Leeeeeeaaavvee Sluttyenna AAAALOOOOOOONE! Why do you always blame the woman?!"
The back of that dress is doing her slutbag image absolutely no favours whatsoever. Seriously she gets worse and worse - is she trying to sabotage her image herself?
I can't stop abusing that chicken. My bf stands behind me telling me what to type, too.
yeah, I got told. MK called me a bitch. Somebody put Devil Juice in the puppies food this morning.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Sassy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:52am.
I emailed that old whore MK and he told me to bookmark the puppies.
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old LAZY whore you mean! LOL
I added a bookmark to my toolbar. last I check they were still on slideshow.
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LOL! You bitches got told! ;p
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Good God MK. I swear you are a genius. I don't know about Sienna's vagina, but mine is crying tears of laughter over your post.
I wonder what kind of woman Sienna will become once she loses her - arguably - good looks?
Seems like her life revolves around men, specially men who are only interested in a piece of ass, so how will she cope with it when her ass is no longer attractive?
Seriously, doesn't she have other goals in life? Doesn't need to be a material goal, seeing as how she obviously already has money. But it would be nice to see her chasing something else other than a man for once.
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oh, whore stewardess told me about one young girl that was canned for basically not doing anything but whoring. First she was taken off international flights then was canned when she partied with some celebs and showed up the next day all hungover.
whore was United stewardess.
Thanks Tits. I may order the bubble buns boyshorts.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Sassy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:34pm.
I axed her about pay and benefits and she said the lifestyle was addicting. I told her to elaborate and then she wouldn't shut up. Told me about bitch fights between the attendants for the good flights. Married dudes that invited her out while she was laid over. Would come back with her to her free room afterwards. Pilots hooking up with attendants. Hooking up with celebs. Basically lots of fucking and not really having anyone around supervising them. Whore was getting me free drinks. She was really cute so I think she was doing lots of whoring.
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Did you happen to ask what airline she worked for? :)
P.S. I had a dress exactly like that back in the 80's, it was yellow.
How does a soggy piece of flat assed white bread like this manage to get laid at all?