And Who Said They Wouldn't Last?
Whoever guessed around 96 days in the "When Will Peaches' Marriage Fail?" pool, might come out a winner! 19-year-old Peaches Geldof, daughter of Bob, wants to divorce her new husband after 96 days of marriage.
Peaches got hitched to 24-year-old Max Drummey in Las Vegas back in August after meeting his ass on MySpace. That's the problem. If they met on Friendster, they would still be together. Wait. Does Friendster still exist? That used to be the shit back in the day (like 6 years ago). I digress.....
According to The News of the World, Peaches, who has been living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is flying her ass of to London this week to start the divorce process. A source said that the two have been fighting all the time and Peaches wants to quit that bitch after 96 days of marriage.
A source said, "She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on. To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams."
Max, turn that frown upside down, hire Larry H. Parker as your attorney and get PAID! Any judge will gladly rule in your favor against a cokey head named Peaches. And you know her shit is rotten.
It's also nice to see that the sanctity of marriage of still alive and well!
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Stupid, stupid girl. She and her sister, Pixie are the Olsen Trolls of England.
Who will get to keep the crackpipe?
"Any judge will gladly rule in your favor against a cokey head named Peaches. And you know her shit is rotten." <--- hahhahahahahahah i love u mk!
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
Peaches is a hateful, evil bitch.
This skank could have at least given him 120 days of wedded bliss.!
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seriously young man get some of that Sir Geldof cash.stat
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wha? who r these ppl?
I want a DNA test done on Pixie. She's got a wicked case of Kelly Osborne face. I think she's Ozzy's.
I simply can't believe that a 19 year old trust fund baby named Peaches would enter into such a sacred union such as marriage and end it so quickly. I think heterosexual marriage should be outlawed.
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Now the reports are that Peaches is denying the divorce rumors and trying to save her marriage.
Supposedly her father was supportive of the marriage after the fact, which I always presumed was because it meant she probably wouldn't be sleeping around with a new guy every week, at least for awhile.
I wouldn't leave a stuffed animal in the care of Michael's mother, let alone a living child. Poor Tiger Lily is the one who found her dead mother, when she was only 4.
I don't think Bob is that bad of a father as his out of control teenagers suggest. With such a messed up mother and losing her so young, it's no surprise that Peaches is struggling to find her own identity. Peaches has always been trying to act out. She used to write a column and take ultra-conservative stands like supporting George Bush and the war in Iraq.
Paula Yates would hit on anything with a dick. It didn't matter, on her show the Big Breakfast my ex's band were being interviewed and she started asking questions about their penis size the whole band started to get pissed insulted and left.
They couldn't air that episode, ha ha.
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Forgot to add: It may not have been in Tiger's best interest to have lived with her paternal grandmother. The woman sold a story about 2 years ago to the tabs claiming Tiger said she wanted to live with her.
Er, yeah. . . This was like the first time the kid had seen her in years. If that is the case, then why not consult a lawyer? Why go to the tabs and make a buck?
I truly think that poor kid would have been in a lose-lose situation regardless.
Ugh! Paula Yates and Bob Geldof were both awful parents. Yates exposed those kids to drink, drugs and God-only-knows-what-else while Geldof appears to have let them do whatever the fuck they wanted.
Fifi is the only one who turned out half-way normal. Apparently, she works for a PR company and keeps a low profile. Like others mentioned, she is a big girl but IMO at least, prettier than Peaches and Pixie.
I feel so bad for poor little Tiger who is now 11. Kid is probably going to grow up to be just as fucked up as her older half-sisters.
Saltypretzel wrote: We are on the same page regarding Geldof though...he is Satan...imagine losing BOTH your parents and then being denied access to your biological grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc...
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The other side of that story is that Michael Hutchence's mom was a self absorbed evil woman who dumped her kids and left her husband for another man. SHe's a very angry woman and said horrific things about Paula in the press, and continues to rip apart Geldof. If anyone is angling for money, she's the one with motive. Bob is very wealthy already.
Michael's father and brother are fine with Bob raising Tiger Lily and have been all along.
What a total loser.A spoiled rotten mess of a girl.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just couldn't care a less about this story or any story at all that involves her. I have no idea why they even get reported, let alone make the cover - yes the cover(!) - of national newspapers. Well actually I do - I would imagine its to fill the void left by the likes of Britney, Kate Moss, Kerry Katona etc being a bit quiet as of late. I guess nothing sells like a celebrity fuck-up. What a truly shallow, meaningless, pointless world we live in these days.
Who? Whatever.
I'm sure if she was taking the right pills, she would never have thought of doing this! They both need a good strong dose of happy pills!
Your face!
This just gives the total, fucking absurdity that just passed out in CA all the more reason to fight it.
And they say it'll be gay people who will ruin the sanctity of marriage. Fuckin' ingrates.
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Pathetic.
What a sad life it must be to look like Bob Geldof in drag. And to have a name like 'Peaches'.
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What a shock. Rich, spoiled brat used to getting whatever she wants from daddy (you think she pays that Williamsburg rent herself at 19? In Williamsburg you can't get a studio for less than $2000 a month) gets married and discovers marriage is actually WORK. People like Peaches should all be put into a spaceship and flown to I don't give a fuck where.
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@Putas: Yeah, I guess Fifi is the lesser of the three evils (Peaches, Pixie) but she still ain't no fucking prize.
We are on the same page regarding Geldof though...he is Satan...imagine losing BOTH your parents and then being denied access to your biological grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc...
The bastard even wanted to legally change her name to Geldof in order to erase all ties to Michael...poor Tiger Lily...
Well, color me SHOCKED!
I, for one, really thought those two crazy kids would make it work.
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Just went and googled some images. Tigerlily is cute and really looks like her father. Wow, what a difference a good looking daddy can make, eh?
Of the others, Pixie and Peaches are pugs. Fifi is fluffy but much, much better looking than the pugs.
This fugly idiot with her sense of entitlement annoys me no end. But the real baddy here is "Sir" Bob who obviously did a shit job as a father. @ other posters here regarding Micks offspring: first I thought it was a good idea bringing up Tiger with her halfsisters in a surrounding she knows but these days I fear she would have been better off as far away from this mess as possible. Paula was talented and original if at times quite irritating. Peeshes is only irritating without any talent apart from hooking up with C-rockers. FREE TIGER!!!! Hutch and Yates are turning in their graves.
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These two fucktards can get married on a whim but yet gay couples just had marriage ripped from them in California.
...he's kinda hot.
I'm probably the only one who thinks that XD
Gay marriage won't change nuthin', people. There are enough gay sluts on the Britney/Peaches level that there would be plenty of Vegas weddings disgracing their sexuality too. :)
Frankly I think before ANYBODY gets married, it should be legally mandatory to have a year's premarital counseling beforehand (unless, like, one of you is terminally ill). That way the flaky sluts will get bored with their partner before the year is up.
Course, how will celebutards keep in the headlines then, poor things?!
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by putas on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:52pm.
Geldof is a cunt for not letting Hutchence's family see her at all- they already lost their son. For that I think he should pay serious karmic debt.
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Seriously? He won't let them see her? What a prick!
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I always thought it was his revenge for being left. He's a bossy horror and I have no time for him at all. BTW This girl is ugly- how? Hardly anyone is ugly at 19.
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Submitted by putas on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:52pm.
@saltypretzel- Fifi Trixiebelle (I know..) is actually pretty normal and has her shit together. She's pretty big (chubby) but I think she is pretty and I like her.. in her 20s. The Pixie one sucks but is more tolerable than Peaches from what I have read. She's younger so she has time to become worse. The little one, Tigerlilly is cute and I feel sorry for her caught in the awful custody dispute. Geldof is a cunt for not letting Hutchence's family see her at all- they already lost their son. For that I think he should pay serious karmic debt.
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Seriously? He won't let them see her? What a prick!
MK, you totally read my mind. I was going to mention the "sanctity of marriage" bs.
Maybe someone ought to point this little gem out to the fucktards who voted Yes on Prop 8.
As for Peaches, Ummmm...you just got married and want a divorce so you can find someone else to date? Not a rocket scientist, this one.
She MIGHT be pretty...it's kind of difficult to tell since her makeup-gun's been set to "Whore".
"He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams."
- He must be Gay.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@saltypretzel- Fifi Trixiebelle (I know..) is actually pretty normal and has her shit together. She's pretty big (chubby) but I think she is pretty and I like her.. in her 20s. The Pixie one sucks but is more tolerable than Peaches from what I have read. She's younger so she has time to become worse. The little one, Tigerlilly is cute and I feel sorry for her caught in the awful custody dispute. Geldof is a cunt for not letting Hutchence's family see her at all- they already lost their son. For that I think he should pay serious karmic debt.
Peaches is FUCKING UGLY and why is that not acknowledged. She's supposed to be the rudest, most repulsive little pseudo celebutard. It irks me she gets U.S. press at all. She has horrible features and usually I can find something beautiful about someone but not her. Maybe her inner ugly is showing who knows.
What a shock. Who knew that being the famous for being famous daughter of a sanctimonious prick and a dead heroin addict was a recipe for a failed marriage in your teens. I never saw that one coming at all.Peaches is nobody and a bore and I wish she would go away.
I would add though,whilst her mum was an empty headed lightweight who wouldn't leave that bossy horror for Mr Michael and I was actually sorry she died and left her kids, especially Tiger Lily to Mr Bloody- know- it all
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:46am.
Let me get this right, people like these two skanks above, Unfitney and the like can get married and divorced as many times as they like, yet a gay couple that are COMMITTED to each other CAN'T marry?
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lol For reals. You get a gay couple that comes in and says: We've been together for 10 years and we've always wanted to get married. Please Mister - can we get married now? And he's like: NO. Not allowed!
But Peaches can marry out of college and then 3 months later say: O well - it was an idea anyway...
Ahh protecting the sanctity of marriage. It must feel real good:)
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P.S. For a second there, I thought Peaches was an Olsen troll.
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I had to do 'research' about this one in the Wikipedia.
Not impressed at what I found out and not quite surprised at this development in her life.
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What a complete waste of space! All three of Geldof's offspring are gigantic fuck ups.
Instead of worring so much about Africa Bobby, maybe you should concentrate more on cleaning the shit up in your own backyard.
My avie feels sad for Tiger Lily... :{
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:08pm.
That's an understatement, dear Sockie. Don't forget that in that pic she's wearing a shitload of makeup.
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I dunno who did her face, but they didn't accentuate the pretty...if there ever was any. She ugly.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:25pm.
How does she put her makeup on? Clown stencil?
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LOL! I know, right? But I like it! It's weird - its cuz her face is so funny looking...she kinda makes herself look like a doll and I end up thinking it's pretty cute.
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How does she put her makeup on? Clown stencil?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:46am.
Let me get this right, people like these two skanks above, Unfitney and the like can get married and divorced as many times as they like, yet a gay couple that are COMMITTED to each other CAN'T marry?
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lol For reals. You get a gay couple that comes in and says: We've been together for 10 years and we've always wanted to get married. Please Mister - can we get married now? And he's like: NO. Not allowed!
But Peaches can marry out of college and then 3 months later say: O well - it was an idea anyway...
Ahh protecting the sanctity of marriage. It must feel real good:)
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What the hell is that thing on top of her head???
It looks like a steaming pile of dog poop.
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I HATE, hate, hate the name Peaches.
My former BFF was named Paeches and she turned into a raging crackhead who tried to run me over with her car while ahe was jonesing for a rock. Damn, I wonder if that witch is still alive.
As to topic, who gives a flying fuck, the heteros are marrying and divorcing faster than most ppl change undies(well except for Brit of course), yet the gays can't marry. Damn prop 8.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:06pm.
She's unfortunate looking.
That's an understatement, dear Sockie. Don't forget that in that pic she's wearing a shitload of makeup.
She's unfortunate looking.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She's the spitting image of her dad. Unfortunate, no?
I am shocked and dismayed. :0
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