Nicky With A Peen
Nicole Kidman will play the world's first post-op tranny who is married to Charlize Theron in old timey Copenhagen. File this under: Greedy bitches want another Oscar!
The Hollywood Reporter says that Nicky will produce and act in "The Danish Girl," based on a true story about two married Danish artists who gained international attention in the 1930s after the dude (Nicky) gets the world's first sex change.
It all started in the 1920s when Greta Wegener (Charlize) asked her husband Einar to stand in for a chick model she was supposed to paint. The portraits became the fucking shit in Denmark, so Greta asked her husband to keep up the charade. This leads to Einar deciding that he wants a vagina instead of a peen, so he gets it chopped off. This of course causes drama in their marriage.
Anand Tucker, who directed "Shopgirl," will direct this tranny mess. Pre-production is going on right now, but it's not known when shooting will start.
This shit is like a reversal of "Victor/Victoria" with the cheery singing and dancing numbers getting replaced with raw emotion and a sullen musical score.
I hope they're going to throw in a scene early on where Einar gets some fucking plastic shit injected into his face. That will explain why his mug doesn't move.
And riddle me this, can't they get a fucking man to do this shit?! Or better yet, Tilda Swinton! That hot piece was born to play this role! They are going to ruin a perfectly hot tranny story by making Nicole the lead. Not only does the bitch kill her own facial expressions, but she kills movies too!
make her go away too please ... Charlize can stay, Nikky is just plain well ... boring
you are so right! tilda is perfect for that role...she is perfectly androgenous. nicole just sucks in general & charlize is way overrated.
Dear Charlize,
first you pushed me on the edge with the Scientology-fag in "Hancock", now with the Scientology-reject ... it's just too much for me.
This time the love has positively left the building. I am done with you.
nice.
Hmmm, I hate those stupid ass scripts that aim to be so fucking original. Give me more of regular life drama shit. I loved 6 feet under.
I hope Nicole WARNED Charlize about starring in a movie with the mini sciencreeptology demigod... DON'T DO IT CHARLIZE!!!!! It will be death to your career!!
Kidman has always looked like a Tranny Maybe she'll have some chemistry with Charlize.She sure as hell never has any with any of her male co-stars. Or her husbands.
I could see Jessica Biel or Bulk(Brooke) Hogan playing Nicky's part.
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Nicky is gorgeous, she has so many fans from *^*^^**SUGARBAbymeet.c o m ^***^^* they created some blogs for her....love her so much
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:07pm.
Char is one beautifoil woman. I cannot deny.
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But so is Keith Urban. (IMHO)
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Submitted by kites_are_fun on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:35pm.
I couldn't agree more...Nicole Kidman is a BAD actress and she is almost unwatchable! Why any studio hires this overpaid sugered almond is beyond me. Yuck!
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I totally agree with you except for one thing. That almond is blanched, not sugared.
I couldn't agree more...Nicole Kidman is a BAD actress and she is almost unwatchable! Why any studio hires this overpaid sugered almond is beyond me. Yuck!
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Submitted by Incognito on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 5:37pm.
do they ever just do a film because they like it? i feel like sometimes they just fish for the script with the most oscar potential. ugh.
I wonder about this too. People like Nicole And Charlize seem to always be choosing oscar bait roles.
That came off more judgmental than I had hoped for, but really, that's not meant that way. I truly wish to know what makes these people choose to play certain characters.
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wow! that's pretty hot news.
i thought charlize was touring with tc though.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/charlize-to--tour--with-tom-cr...
I can only hope this casting is true, simply cos it may mean that Charlize won't do that film with Tom Cruise. As a fan of hers I'd far rather she be in a film with Kidman than Cruise.
Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 5:48pm.
She's also attached to play Dusty Springfield in another movie (a biopic). Go Nicole!
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oh fuck it NO!!!!
There are so many good actresses in the world why do we get stuck with this twat all the time??
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
She's also attached to play Dusty Springfield in another movie (a biopic). Go Nicole!
So I googled Einar Wegener and Nikki is either going to have to majorly fug it up or this film will not work. They should have picked a man for this part.
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"Anand Tucker, who directed "Shopgirl," will direct this tranny mess."
I don't know if anyone mentioned it already, but I love the irony.
do they ever just do a film because they like it? i feel like sometimes they just fish for the script with the most oscar potential. ugh.
with that said, i'd see the movie. and i agree tilda would have been a better choice for nikky kidman's part.
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Datura - I think there's some nasty $cientology shit in there. That's what I'm really interested in.
They record and store peoples inner most confessions and threaten them with it should they try to make a run for it. I want to know how NK escaped.
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Submitted by Datura on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:47pm.
@Sandbitch - i'd love to here all the details of her marriage to tommygirl.
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Nicky finally snapped after walking in on Tom wearing her knickers and shoes one too many times. She then demanded a divorce.
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Na, nada, no way Jose. He dumped her arse and would've paid any price to be free. In fact, I think she got preggers at the end on purpose, prolly snuck into Tom's room and jumped on when he was sleep. Desperation measures.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:47pm.
@Sandbitch - i'd love to here all the details of her marriage to tommygirl.
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Nicky finally snapped after walking in on Tom wearing her knickers and shoes one too many times. She then demanded a divorce.
She got loads of money in a settlement and freedom from Scientology, but lost the kids and her former red-headed hotness.
Atleast, that's how I presume it went down.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Nic looks hot in the photo for once but I would not watch this mess.I find both of these chicks boring as hell and they have no sexual appeal.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:47pm.
@Sandbitch - i'd love to here all the details of her marriage to tommygirl.
===oooh yeah - give us the juicy ginger!
I think her marriage to TC consisted of her toiling to be beautiful and having her hair bleached and straightened.
I also think Tom just tired of it and told her so. Then she hid the painful truth behind "we have two children together", how convenient! She ain't over that rejection, no effing way.
Urban settled on her because she had own money, then he dun got shackled by her emotional desperation. I bet he misses the Bourbon.
Googled Gerda Wegener (not Greta Wegener, I discovered) and she was an excellent artist! Did some erotic stuff as well. :0 I'll probably see the movie, if it's free, lol. :)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:42pm.
I think Tilda and Keith Urban would have been better casting.
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Haha! how about Tilda and Mick Jagger?! Sexay!
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@Sandbitch - i'd love to here all the details of her marriage to tommygirl.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I think Tilda and Keith Urban would have been better casting.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Watching 2 big . . . umm . . . blonde? women . . . smooching for 2 hours. this is called, straight man's boner time
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Milla/Tilda/Swank/Huffman: all good androgynous choices.
"And riddle me this, can't they get a fucking man to do this shit?!"
I know! Well, this logic got a lot of attention for Cate Blanchett in I'm Not There.
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Tilda Swinton or uh, what's her name that's married to Willam H. Macy can play that shit better. Why is Charlize Theron always in these obvious Oscar-pandering shit movies? With Nicole Kidman?? She sucks! Actually, she's not that bad an actress, but her face never moves and I swear she was perfect in the Golden Compass for that very reason!
Your face!
..That just might be the one Oscar-pandering flick I must see.
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Kidman makes me ill: I cannot watch her in anything - she's an outright liar and phoney.
"Golden handcuffs" indeed.
anony54321, it's because otherwise people assume, "Oh, they're standing so far apart. They must hate each other."
Submitted by Regina on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:24pm.
Of course it would be easier for a man to play the part, but of course, they want to be controversial!
A la Hilary Swank? Or do I have that backwards?
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I don't think Nicole Kidman kills movies. Post-botox, she's given some great performances in Margot at the Wedding, Birth and Dogville.
Of course it would be easier for a man to play the part, but of course, they want to be controversial!
Kidman gets on my last over dramatic nerve. Bitch gave an interview last week claiming she "cowered" in her marriage to Tommy. It was her "job" to put on a pretty dress and shut up...or some such bollocks. Great work if you can get it, eh?
"I can't bear to be separated from Sunday Rose," she said.
"That's why I haven't yet gotten a daytime nanny, but at some stage I probably will have one."
Obviously they already got a night nanny so granny K doesn't break a hip getting up during the night. Motherhood is such a breeze.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24615613-7485,00.html
Loved Shopgirl...but what else is there to say about this mess?
I'm stunned, actually. ?????????????
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Nicky with a peen. This is something new?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:24pm.
Well, you know, it's okay for two women to fuck, as long as they're hot and they don't get married to each other.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:22pm.
In a topsy-turvy way, his play time followed nap time.
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Ugh. Now you just grossed me out:S
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:24pm.
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Agreed. I am in no mood for this either.
I'm sorry, but the whole thing sounds stupid. But it will probably win an Oscar.
Tilda Swinton would have been great. Nicole is a bad choice.