Nicky With A Peen
Nicole Kidman will play the world's first post-op tranny who is married to Charlize Theron in old timey Copenhagen. File this under: Greedy bitches want another Oscar!
The Hollywood Reporter says that Nicky will produce and act in "The Danish Girl," based on a true story about two married Danish artists who gained international attention in the 1930s after the dude (Nicky) gets the world's first sex change.
It all started in the 1920s when Greta Wegener (Charlize) asked her husband Einar to stand in for a chick model she was supposed to paint. The portraits became the fucking shit in Denmark, so Greta asked her husband to keep up the charade. This leads to Einar deciding that he wants a vagina instead of a peen, so he gets it chopped off. This of course causes drama in their marriage.
Anand Tucker, who directed "Shopgirl," will direct this tranny mess. Pre-production is going on right now, but it's not known when shooting will start.
This shit is like a reversal of "Victor/Victoria" with the cheery singing and dancing numbers getting replaced with raw emotion and a sullen musical score.
I hope they're going to throw in a scene early on where Einar gets some fucking plastic shit injected into his face. That will explain why his mug doesn't move.
And riddle me this, can't they get a fucking man to do this shit?! Or better yet, Tilda Swinton! That hot piece was born to play this role! They are going to ruin a perfectly hot tranny story by making Nicole the lead. Not only does the bitch kill her own facial expressions, but she kills movies too!
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Tilda Swinton did the man thang when she was in that hot mess Orlando. that book by Virginia Woolf, ya know! *LMAO*
i would so see this hot tranny mess. shit!!!
Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:24pm.
i love how in every picture of two women in the world now, they have to look like they wish they were fucking each other rather than simply standing there. even those fucking troll sisters regularly are bumping bushes in the photos.
what the fuck is wrong with this country?
i am in no mood for this.
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oh yes. absolutely. i agree with you completely. esp on the trolls.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:10pm.
You have a good point about having a man play this role. If the character's pre-op for most of the movie, wouldn't it make more sense to have a man play him? Maybe it's just easier for audiences to watch a woman play a tranny because there's no, you know, tucking and shit.
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Eddie isn't working on a series now, so he's likely available!
Of course, he's a trans sexual, not a trans gender. BIG diff.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
i love how in every picture of two women in the world now, they have to look like they wish they were fucking each other rather than simply standing there. even those fucking troll sisters regularly are bumping bushes in the photos.
what the fuck is wrong with this country?
i am in no mood for this.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:22pm.
In a topsy-turvy way, his play time followed nap time.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
We called it "Jesus" for a reason you know
Dint Jacko serve something similar at play-time?
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"Jesus Juice"
And I'm grossing myself out but wasn't it "nap time"?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
We called it "Jesus" for a reason you know
Dint Jacko serve something similar at play-time?
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:55pm.
We used to make the "Purple Jesus" from "Alcohol" (what?! It's so cheap!) and grape koolaid.
Angel, some cheap joints in Mexico make their margies out of grain alcohol and mix. Bad news for las turistas.
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Why bad news? We called it "Jesus" for a reason you know;p
@Flatsy: O YEAH!
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Sounds like an interesting movie. Potentially disastrous but interesting -- and at least it's not a sequel/spinoff/remake/bad video game adaptation. Nicky wants her another Oscar!
Charlize is pretty awesome, though -- I think she'll bring some real depth to the role. The big question is, who's going to wear the totally unattractive makeup or gain weight in this movie? Decisions! Decisions!
Yeah, I think Tilda was born for this. She's the most androgynous woman I've ever seen... if I didn't know she was a woman, in some pics I'd think she was a femme dude.
Looks like the puppies have pooped themselves out playing. Awwwwww.
Looks like the puppies have pooped themselves out playing. Awwwwww.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:32pm.
ok NitWitty I am from Oz
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Wheeeeee more aussies!!
you're up awfully early aren't you?
morning TITS haven't been to bed yet, the old sand man hasn't bothered to visit yet lousy buggar lol
You have a good point about having a man play this role. If the character's pre-op for most of the movie, wouldn't it make more sense to have a man play him? Maybe it's just easier for audiences to watch a woman play a tranny because there's no, you know, tucking and shit.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:55pm.
We used to make the "Purple Jesus" from "Alcohol" (what?! It's so cheap!) and grape koolaid.
Angel, some cheap joints in Mexico make their margies out of grain alcohol and mix. Bad news for las turistas. Plus they don't tell the tourists, of course, so they're way overpaying.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:32pm.
ok NitWitty I am from Oz
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Wheeeeee more aussies!!
you're up awfully early aren't you?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:01pm.
Thanks for the Kool Aid guy link. He was the best.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:59pm.
@Miffed, very nice. Had a job offer about 2 hours outside of Perth years back. Kinda' the middle of nowhere and I was digging Italy too much to leave at the time.
Nice to meetcha'
right back atcha mate lol. I went to a school reunion in Goulburn a few weeks ago and there were a few ppl from Perth there and they told me you can basically walk into any place and "pick the job you want they are that hard up for workers at the moment. What is italy like?
OT yes Ms Kidman is from Oz so is Hugh Jackman
Green is Good- bf and I were watching them earlier, laughing our asses off at their puppy antics. :)
Have a good day Nitty.
Puppies are awake!!!!
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
BYEEEEEEEEEE, NITTY!
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I know this photo is from '02, but is it me, or has Charlize been smoking the kind?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hey, PSL, Aphid, Angel..everyone I missed this ayem. Gotta' make boot moves. Hope you all have a loverly day.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:55pm.
We used to make the "Purple Jesus" from "Alcohol" (what?! It's so cheap!) and grape koolaid.
ok your turn now "what is koolaid"?
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KoolAid? Seriously?:
Research!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg
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Hi PSL! xoxox
It's a movie still from Sid & Nancy.
@Miffed, very nice. Had a job offer about 2 hours outside of Perth years back. Kinda' the middle of nowhere and I was digging Italy too much to leave at the time.
Nice to meetcha'
@Anony..yeah, back then you didn't think things that got you loaded had to taste good.
OnT: Nicole's from Oz.
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"The Danish Girl", what about "The Cinnabon Girl" or "The Donut Girl"?
Damn, now I want a Donut.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:55pm.
We used to make the "Purple Jesus" from "Alcohol" (what?! It's so cheap!) and grape koolaid.
ok your turn now "what is koolaid"?
I think Nicole looks nice in this pic
Yehey! I'm so gonna watch this movie!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:51pm.
*pouring Socky a shot of fabric softner* You know she probably is basing the movie on the secret life and times of Tommy Girl. She just has to say it's really someone else or she'll have an accidental suicide like the other sceino haters.
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*downing shot of fabric softener in one big gulp* *wiping mouth with back of hand* Whew! Good one!
If she decides to do a couch-jumping scene in this movie...the bitch's goose is cooked!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
We used to make the "Purple Jesus" from "Alcohol" (what?! It's so cheap!) and grape koolaid.
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shit I keep forgettin' to add an on topic um ok I'd turn gay for Charlize lol
Aphid baby!
WTF is that in your avie?!
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Pffft. Back in my day, we drank our cough syrup straight up. Wussies.
I actually thought "purple drank" was just something MK made up! haha
OT: I can't really picture Nichole as a man...
A sleepy little town called Casino. It's about 2 hours from the Gold Coast.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:44pm.
You know TommyG be hatin' on Nicole cause he would have wanted to play the part of the man who wore the dress & later had his peener cut off.
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*pouring Socky a shot of fabric softner* You know she probably is basing the movie on the secret life and times of Tommy Girl. She just has to say it's really someone else or she'll have an accidental suicide like the other sceino haters.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:44pm.
lol thanks for clearing that up for me. Have you been to Oz before?
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Nope. Bit it's on the list, Baby! It's on the list! Where are you at?
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"He's not trying to embarrass her," the insider says, "but he doesn't think she can handle being out and about by herself yet. He doesn't want to see his daughter get hurt — and he really doesn't want anything to stand in the way of her comeback."
PS. As it turns out, the object of Anne [Hathaway]’s affection thinks the actress has it going on, too.
Now Life & Style can exclusively reveal his identity: 27-year-old actor Adam Shulman.
Or did you do that one already...? I don't see everything, you know!
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You know TommyG be hatin' on Nicole cause he would have wanted to play the part of the man who wore the dress & later had his peener cut off.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:37pm.
Hey, Miffed. Well, not that I've ever enjoyed it..but it's supposed to be a combo of cough syrup, jolly ranchers and 7-up. Here, we just say everyone's on the purple drank, even tho I'm sure it's mostly boxed wine or MD 20/20. And I'd gladly trade living in OZ then not knowing with purple drank is :)
lol thanks for clearing that up for me. Have you been to Oz before?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:37pm.
it's supposed to be a combo of cough syrup, jolly ranchers and 7-up.
OMG that's awful.... Why cut the cough syrup: so you can sip it?
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Sheeps, you know..Kids nowadays. Pfft. Maybe a parent thought this up as an inventive way to make little Johnny take his medicine.. ;)
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Ooh Ooh, MK - Life and Style....Cheeto Report! Britney's breaking down! She doesn't wanna go on tour! On meds for life!? Is it too soon?! Ooh Oooh!
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Nicole looks like she's channeling her husband a bit in this picture, but she looks good.
Do a lot of people really believe she had a pillow baby?
This should be an interesting plot, but somehow it doesn't make me excited.
Could be because of their casting choices, because I just don't find they can pull it off. Sure the botox wonder could sell it to me due to looking the part and all. On the other hand, I know too much about them already.
Someone mentioned about the WW role having to go to an unknown yesterday and I think they're onto something here. Actors/actresses should really attempt their best to keep their private life away for their careers' sake, or every damn part should start going to unknowns from now on.
In that regard, Charlize is a fairly good choice. I don't know much about her real persona - just rumors about her being a major witch - and my 'contact' with her is reduced to films.
Nicole? Well, every other week she's 'revealing' herself to the mags. She's eye roll inducing and her marriage is much too publicized for me to picture her as the first male to receive sex re- assignment op.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:37pm.
it's supposed to be a combo of cough syrup, jolly ranchers and 7-up.
OMG that's awful.... Why cut the cough syrup: so you can sip it?
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Hey, Miffed. Well, not that I've ever enjoyed it..but it's supposed to be a combo of cough syrup, jolly ranchers and 7-up. Here, we just say everyone's on the purple drank, even tho I'm sure it's mostly boxed wine or MD 20/20. And I'd gladly trade living in OZ then not knowing with purple drank is :)
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Lory, Tilda Swinton would def be my first choice for the lead. Pillow baby Kidman *shrugs*, whatever...
Charlize will forever haunt my dreams for her "roll" in Monster. She was amazing.
All of Kidman's movies bomb, I can't understand how she keeps getting parts.
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ok NitWitty I am from Oz and I have to ask seriously "is there really purple drank"? if so what is it? yeah I'm a dick I know lol
Submitted by miffed_33 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 12:21pm.
Thanks NitWitty just wanted to show ya my new avi lol
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Nice, Miffed. Gotta' lurve that purple drank! xoxo
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I noticed in The Invasion that Nicole's forehead movements were CGI'd.