Sunday, November 9th 2008

Courtney Love Is A Refined Woman

Courtney Love blogged about Prop 8 the other day and it sounded like she was thrilled that it passed, but she wasn't. She was just explaining that some bitches were "confuseded" about the confusing language. And in doing so, she confused me. In another friends-only blog, Court explained herself:

prop 8
Current mood: apoplectic

oh you pretty things!
i voted NO against prop 8 !!!! the kids outside were there to clarify that the language was indeed confusing, and so by the way it was, i think its possible alot of people voting YES on prop 8 thought they were voting AGAINST it
I AM NOT ONE OF THEM
and oer the Huffington Post
ARianna knows me, she knows i am an intelligent and refined woman as anyone who knows me knows...

She called me purdy! And it looks like Court has been toking and dictionary reading again. She used the words apoplectic and refined! I had to jump over to the dictionary to look up the word refined to make sure we are all on the same page. Refined: having or showing well-bred feeling, taste, etc.: freed from impurities.

HA! She hasn't been free of impurities since the 60s! But I do like the fact that she used the word. We should all start calling ourselves "refined women." Refined is the new elegant.

Just one blog post on the subject wasn't enough for Court, so she posted another one:

clarity
Current mood: anal plug

i voted AGAINST proposition 8. i want there to be gay marriage rights passionately.
clear?

shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.

I thought I was the only one who had anal plug moods. And Court, I would vote against dressing up as a butt plug unless you want Tommy Girl to swallow you with his hungry hole. Actually, that might not be such a bad thing.

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Posted by: Michael K


jiggywiddit's picture

her actual quote was "Shall I dress up a giant butt plug and march."

She could market a line of giant butt plug costumes and accessories.

Even more disturbing, but whatever.

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kbug's picture

She looks like Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes her in that pic. Creepy!

Tubereuse's picture

Please, Donatella, make this walking disaster a butt plug suit.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Is this pic from an audition for Miss Haversham?

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Gabriela's picture

Hey, we need all the help we can get to fight the discrimination. Don't look a gift whore in the mouth, folks!

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red_hot_kitchen's picture

When did Courtney Love get two glass eyes? That's probably why she stumbles a lot.

jiggywiddit's picture

This photo proves--once and for all-that Court is indeed intelligent and refined. Case closed.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:00pm.

Well, you know, I was a little confused at first about whether I was "for" or "against" Prop 8. Because I'm "FOR" gay marriage, I would assume that I'd be "for" Prop 8. Uh, right?
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Against. But one poster has mentioned that the ballot was much more clearly stated.

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snarkyblondegirl's picture

OMG. Her eyes.

Holy shit Court, step away from the crackpipe!!

Peaches Geldof should take a long, hard look... this is your future, bitch.

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Submitted by 2Di4 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:03pm.

YEAH! What 2di4 said!!!!

(I can't stand this psycho bitch)

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2Di4's picture

Uh-huh. I believe you, Court.
You dumb f*ck. You voted YES and now you're back-pedaling. Please hire a press agent to handle this sort of stuff and quit trying to drunk blog with your toes.
Look, we all know you read this. I'm not quite sure how much of it you can actually comprehend with your fifth grade education (apologies to fifth graders), so I'm going to make this very simple for you:

SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU TALENTLESS HAG. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR TO FLAP YOUR FEVER BLISTER-COVERED LIPS.

Thanks. I needed to get that off my chest.

[Oh, and please do me a personal favor. Quit trying to look like Stevie Nicks dunked in a nuclear waste tank. It's not a good look, and probably pretty insulting to Stevie. Kiss kiss!]

putas's picture

What with the zombie contacts? Fucking hell.

Auntie Mame's picture

Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?

"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."

Hekki's picture

Well, you know, I was a little confused at first about whether I was "for" or "against" Prop 8. Because I'm "FOR" gay marriage, I would assume that I'd be "for" Prop 8. Uh, right?

I'm sure some people voted the wrong way unintentionally...

LA's picture

She's "refined" if you go with the definition as it refers to oil... "processed from a crude source."

Those contacts make her look like a vampire with my apologies to vampires.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.

I really thought this murderous sociopath would be dead by now.
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from your mouth to God's ear, hun.

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NaNoop's picture

I'd like to give a nod to the prankster of an interior decorator who put the fun-house mirrors in her casa! Clearly she does not see what the rest of us see.

chin chin's picture

does she have brown eyes? because she's obviously wearing really bad contacts. ive been trying to find a pic of her when she was younger, but no luck. anyone know?

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NaNoop's picture

Niiiice eyes there freak-a-zoid.

Aphid's picture

Submitted by rubysue on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:33pm.
What's going on with her eyes?? Marilyn Manson contacts, or what?
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Exactly. Why is she still alive and who the hell listens to her?

meadowgirl's picture

what the fucking fuck??? she's retarded. *LMAO*

mike's picture

I really thought this murderous sociopath would be dead by now.

rubysue's picture

What's going on with her eyes?? Marilyn Manson contacts, or what?

I see she has been taking make-up tips from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane...

louise_brooks's picture

Using anal plug as an adjective? That's a new one for me.

Fucking_Classy's picture

What a shame, she used to be pretty before butchering her face and body.

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angel_i's picture

prop 8
Current mood: apoplectic

clarity
Current mood: anal plug

i voted AGAINST proposition 8. i want there to be gay marriage rights passionately.
clear?

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Ok. Thank you. Now please - I would like a hit of that joint and one of those pills. Thank you again:)

PS. Apoplectic? Apologetic? Could she even know what apoplectic means?

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She She peritta's picture

Refined? More like reused. I would say retarded but that would be insulting retarded people who have more sense than this creature. I was going to say whore but that would be insulting whores...oh yeah I could go on.

Flatsy's picture

Please tell me she is wearing a Halloween costume. Anyone?
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She's flat and that's that!

Well, she's more "stepped on" than refined.

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By "refined" does she actually mean "refined shit"?

Seriously, her crazy eyes are gonna give me nightmares. Can we vote to make her shower/shampoo regularly and be kept away from all fillers?

Although I would love to see her dressing up as a buttplug. Not that it's radically different from her usual look.

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I vote for Courtney to shower, shut up and to stay away from the Plastic Surgeon.

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