A Perfect Gift For The Jennifer Aniston In Your Life
It's the Boyfriend Arm Pillow! Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so fucking loney and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, "Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas." This shit will save you and your ear drums hours of having to listen to the Aniston in your life's bitches and moans.
Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam.
It's only $19.95! And she won't have to worry about it only using her for sex, because he it doesn't have a dick! Wait.....or does it? Somebody call Maury, because I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
Thanks Faye
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:34am.
Submitted by meadowgirl on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:26am.
i'm so totally getting my fat ass one for my berfday. i'll be 37 in less than 2 weeks. dating is lame, men are lame, boys are lame. i'm over it. i'd rather hang out with a fake b/f pillow. shiiiiiit!
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Boys are the new girls. And looking at those Jackass peen pics MK posted, evolution has done the penis no favours whatsoever. If I never see another one, I will die happy.
Pass the pillow.
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i know, right? i'd be a lesbian except bitches are MORE drama than a damn stupid ass man. pfft. i'm just so over it all already. *LOL*
Awww - poor Jen.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:30am.
Good morning. I went out early too, but this morning is a very good morning. Even if it is Monday and cold as shit.
Doea this arm pillow come with stank already in the pits? Arm pit hair or deoderant dingle berries?
What about a model with a fuller belly and an alarm clock that simulates morning wood on your butt when its time to wake up?
What about the sounds of a strugle to digest chilli?
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Why the hell does everyone NEED to see Aniston with another man, husband, boyfriend? No one is giving Pitt a hard time about NOT marrying Jolie, and they have 6 kids together! Get over it already. Really f*cking tired of hearing about how desperate Jen is. If she gets married and divorced again (like Jolie has) will that make everyone happy? Or will she become even more desperate because she has 2 failed marriages? I just don't understand the hypocrisy.
I bet most of you women in your 30's are tired of dating too. That pillow looks like a brilliant idea... where was it 10 years ago?!
The pocket is a nice place to put the remote. It needs another arm to hold a beer to make it more realistic...
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Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:44pm.
If you're out there this morning, Diego: sorry, Boo, I passed out on ya.
Aveda rocks, ain't no shame.
*smooches*
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by meadowgirl on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:26am.
i'm so totally getting my fat ass one for my berfday. i'll be 37 in less than 2 weeks. dating is lame, men are lame, boys are lame. i'm over it. i'd rather hang out with a fake b/f pillow. shiiiiiit!
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Boys are the new girls. And looking at those Jackass peen pics MK posted, evolution has done the penis no favours whatsoever. If I never see another one, I will die happy.
Pass the pillow.
i'm so totally getting my fat ass one for my berfday. i'll be 37 in less than 2 weeks. dating is lame, men are lame, boys are lame. i'm over it. i'd rather hang out with a fake b/f pillow. shiiiiiit!
Oompa Loompas are the biggity bomb. love that shit.
love this whole thread. i'm laughing so hard i'm wiping tears.
kickass!!!
Submitted by miso-horny on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:36am.
Yay you came through for me LOL! Lovin that avie ^_^
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O yeah, babay:) and you gotta check back at the beginning - there's a bunch of really good linked up bigger pics:) It's like a PRIVATE PHOTO ALBUM of their time together LOL.
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I should not jest. I am getting to a point where Pillow Bf is not looking too shabby. Dating sucks.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:36am.
Yay you came through for me LOL! Lovin that avie ^_^
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 11:17pm.
Angel_i is too damned brilliant - I'm presuming you made up that poem.
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O*giggle* Xtina and Oompa Loompas are just TOO inspiring is all:)
Yeah - you get that TITS - she tryna make a fool outta me!
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This guy I know named Dexter can make those organically. They don't hold up well, though.
At least he won't bug you for sex
...artificial pit stench sold separately....
She scares me - looks too content.
It scares me - god, that hand!! Looks as if it will strangle her, very soon.
The insanity of all these bizarre things being made and sold (I presume) scares me.
Apparently, it's okay to tell TITS to Fuck Off, so Fuck Off.
Angel_i is too damned brilliant - I'm presuming you made up that poem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Thanks TITS!! LMAO
I wonder if this thing asks you to "pull its finger" and then rips a big one.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:29pm.
I think what bothers me is that I don't really miss those days like I should. I mean, I met my other half at an Aveda store. How fucking boring, right? But he always smells amazing.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:06pm.
I know that's right.
With age comes wisdom. I'm glad I'm with somebody now cuz there is too much nasty mess out there in the clubs.
My old motto used to be "I like it filthy."
My new motto is "Please keep my filthy clean."
Know what I'm sayin?
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Someone needs to photoshop Tom Cruise's head onto the girls body, and John Travolta's head onto the dummy.
@Mrs. K:
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:03pm.
With the first hot piece that comes along. Now that I'm looking the big 3-0 in right in the fucking face . . . well, I'm just not nearly as much fun as I used to be. There used to be this huge bar here where everyone went, but you had to be 21 to get in so all the younger guys would go to this restaurant and find someone over 21 to sign us in. Now, I'm like . . . club? Please. I'll just stay here and let the boy manhandle me. I know where he's been.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:47pm.
Every time I hit enter, it shits itself.
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You know what that sounds like...
*pause*
Nah, too easy.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Angel_i
I am submitting your name to the MacArthur Genius Awards Committee
:)
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:50pm.
True dat. At 19 you can go all night. Good times.
*wipes tear*
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Oompa Loompa Loompadidoo
If you want to be pretty here's what you must do
Oompa Loompa Lommpadidar
Scrape out your face from an orange tan jar.
You might think that a plain skin tone is fine
But your skin should look exactly like mine!
Don't try to leave without painting your face...
You'll just end up in disgrace!
We don't like the look of it...
Oompa Loompa Loompadidar
If you are orange you will go far
Oompa Loompa Loompadidoo
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa, Loompa Loompadidoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPExIvSCvXU
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:38pm.
WTF is an OOMPA LOOMPA!
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cha! Never heard of them either. clearly a yank thing.
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Mmmmmm, if you ladies read the classics you would know what a Oompa Loompa is.
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
Submitted by TT99 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:44pm.
can you change the shirt if you want?
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Right!!
That color so does not go with my decor.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:46pm.
Aha, once upon a time, I just didn't fucking care. Anything works a night or two, right? But I'm much pickier in my old age. At 19 all he needs is a pulse. God, I wish I was 19 still.
Submitted by TT99 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:44pm.
Do they have one that's right handed? Also, can you change the shirt if you want?
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Yeah - I'm totally thinking something bright, stripy...metrosexual....a sensitive guy - with panache! Wait - maybe he should just be gay. Wait - I already have gay friends that do that for me....nevermind.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:37pm.
DAE... HAHAHA!!! I love how you're an Xtinaloonie (is that the right word??), but you can still take the piss. ♥♥
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Yes it is.
How could I not when she willing walks out looking like that?! lol
It's fun to laugh at your fave celeb sometimes. Keeps things intresting. ;0)
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My modem is being a bitch today. Every time I hit enter, it shits itself. I'm so lagging behind on the oompa loompa. In fact, I'm sure oompa loompa did it.
So if I don't reply to y'all, I'll be smashing my modem against my forehead.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:42pm.
Here's the thing, Big D, time is money. If I have suspicions about the "quality," I'ma pull a Mimi/Nick Cannon and "feel things out" during some incomplete intimacy.
If I can't tell the dude's glad to see me, I just take a pass. No harm no foul.
A former boss once told me: Men are like shoes, baby, you damm sure better try em afore you buy em.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
she is so cute, there are a lot of fans of her at ^*^*^*SUGARBABY meet.com *^*^*^* and there are a lot of blogs of her... maybe someone created for her....
Do they have one that's right handed? Also, can you change the shirt if you want? Do they come with penises?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:25pm.
I will have to start checking that out. One thing I know for sure, though, is that a lot of people lie. Which I don't understand because sooner or later, the truth is going to come out.
Ahaha, I'm in the jungle, right? As long as Travis Fimmel is there in his Tarzan costume, we can call him Dora.
DAE... HAHAHA!!! I love how you're an Xtinaloonie (is that the right word??), but you can still take the piss. ♥♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:38pm.
WTF is an OOMPA LOOMPA!
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Ahem...
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=668&pos=3
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=547&pos=1
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 8:08pm.
cha! Never heard of them either. clearly a yank thing.
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I beg your pardon. I am not an American, thankyouverymunch.
Submitted by Diego on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:32pm.
@Diego--There does, however, seem to be a positive correlation with big feet.
Also, in my mind's eye, you are frolicking with Dora.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
LCT
how about a moooning monday? we can all show our asses.
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No doubt that will crash the system, so warn me first pretty please.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:20pm.
Bless you. <3
I'm off to celebrate with Kevin and his Pillsbury Dough Hands. (Don't tell Ziggy.)
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:57pm.
Oh effword this is cute:
http://images.chron.com/blogs/babysteps/oompa%20loompa.jpg
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I'll pass. the trouble with pshop is you have to get REAL close to the picture to work with it.
no fucking way on that one!!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 7:38pm.
WTF is an OOMPA LOOMPA!
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cha! Never heard of them either. clearly a yank thing.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
LCT, the google is a wonderful thing. :)
Oh effword this is cute:
http://images.chron.com/blogs/babysteps/oompa%20loompa.jpg
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IG! BRILLIANT!!
Oh where do i start??? Sandbitch your avie is totally the winner today...go Aussies go. Secondly I wanna know if that thing comes with fingers that move??
Thirdly, imagine what you could do if you bought two of them and glued them together?
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Sandy B, perhaps you can use this as a starting point.
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