A Perfect Gift For The Jennifer Aniston In Your Life
It's the Boyfriend Arm Pillow! Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so fucking loney and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, "Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas." This shit will save you and your ear drums hours of having to listen to the Aniston in your life's bitches and moans.
Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam.
It's only $19.95! And she won't have to worry about it only using her for sex, because he it doesn't have a dick! Wait.....or does it? Somebody call Maury, because I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
Thanks Faye
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:13pm.
.. she had a 6 year relationship with one of the best-looking men on the planet
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See, that's the part that boggles my mind. I know many of y'all find Pitt hot, but even at his prime, to me he always was That Mens Wearhouse Model Who Sucked Enough Hollywood Power Peen and Hit the Bigtime.
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Sandbitch - uh no dear - there was an element of irony to it. Try reading some of my other posts.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:10pm.
I hear Summer's Eve is coming out with a John Mayer version.
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hahaaa!
that just never gets old ;))
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help me out cause i doan gets it.
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Hi TITS - It's just that old John-Mayer-is-a-douche joke. Summers Eve = douche maker haha!
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god, tommyboy would love to dive in a pile of these after turning on the moan track.
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:13pm.
Girlfriend, did you want us to proof read that for you before you post it on JustJared or somefink?
Fine to go.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:10pm.
I hear Summer's Eve is coming out with a John Mayer version.
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hahaaa!
that just never gets old ;))
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help me out cause i doan gets it.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I kinda like it that the pillow is a dickless wonder. That way, you can cuddle with it all you want but you never have to give it a blow job or jerk it off.
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I'd dress mine in an old soft worn out t-shirt and put my favorite men's deodorant in its armpit.
LOLZ!! this is just so pathetic...I'm sending it to my neighbor!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Please can we stop using the name Aniston as a byword for single, past-their-best, desperate women? I really feel for the poor girl and I can sympathise with her larger than normal chin issue! Hell she had a 6 year relationship with one of the best-looking men on the planet, cut her some slack - its better than I've ever done. Ok she was punching well above her weight (Brit expression, I'm sure you get the gist) on the looks front, but I'm sure she made up for it with a bit more intelligence, talent (she's a great comedic actress - the hardest type of acting by far) etc. She's not a raving beauty but neither am I and neither are most people on this planet. I'm willing the woman to get a half-decent man, get on with her life and god-willing get a few kids in before its too late. The way she gets villified as this desperate loser has gotta stop!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:10pm.
I hear Summer's Eve is coming out with a John Mayer version.
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hahaaa!
that just never gets old ;))
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:10pm.
I hear Summer's Eve is coming out with a John Mayer version.
Excellent idea for any one who actually "dates" him. John doesn't seem like much of a cuddler.
Excuse me, but isn't this what kittys are for?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
ahahahahahha....
Tommygirl has a few, he named them Gayvolta, Will Smith and Matt Lauer.
(i would name mine MAH BOO)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sassy on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:29pm.
that thing needs a beer gut and Budwiser to be my type of man, oh, I would put a flannel shirt on it, too.
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don't forget the pork rinds. ;-)
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Well, this does avoid the Dinosaur Arm syndrome, whereby when cuddling, someone's arm always ends up awkwardly pulled up and twisted beneath the body, like a T-Rex or McConagay.
that thing needs a beer gut and Budwiser to be my type of man, oh, I would put a flannel shirt on it, too.
Why not go all the way and just order yourself a Living Doll -- a Living Guy? I'm sure with enough demand, they'd be all over it.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:20pm.
Just playin witcha. I know you gotta cute head on your non-shoulders...
Don't ever let my snarkiness hamper you. ha!
*grins at own joke*
*rubs ankle ruefully*
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If You Can Beat Them, Join Them. Then When They Least Expect It, Beat The Crap Out Of Them.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:54pm.
Buying a stuffed 1/2 torso with one arm, no legs or head is fucking...creepy.
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You're so right. Definately hold out for at least half of a leg. Or a partial scrotum. Minimum!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:04pm.
Unlike a sock monkey of course...
*kiss, kiss*
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Grrrr...*flying leap off top of hamper* *biting ankle* lol I keed. I keed.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yippee!! I'm ordering one for myself right now!! Wait . . . did I just say that aloud??
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
I can totally picture the chin laying there crying her heart and soul out to the pillow about the vein and ending it of with " ya know what I mean? Im right arent I? arent I????"
i never should've gone to the website. NOW i feel nothing but pity for anyone who buys this. "all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend"??? all i can do is shake my head in pity and shame.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:58pm.
Hey at least you can cuddle without the gratuitous grope being thrown in.
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That was my thinking! This pillow guy, a dildo and a bottle of Grand Marnier. not a bad night.
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Our chocolate lab would own that pillow. Should be sold at Petco.
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OBAMALOONIE
Wow has it come to this?! LOL
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Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 3:02pm.
Is it bad that I kinda want one?
I think you're smart--no mouth.
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If You Can Beat Them, Join Them. Then When They Least Expect It, Beat The Crap Out Of Them.
Someone should create the "Cute Puppy Scrum" pillow. Those guys seem to pass out like they've been chloroformed.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
IG and Sheeps!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(((My pillow would have to have a dick...)))
IG,
Might be in Houston on Weds!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:54pm.
Buying a stuffed 1/2 torso with one arm, no legs or head is fucking...creepy.
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Unlike a sock monkey of course...
*kiss, kiss*
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If You Can Beat Them, Join Them. Then When They Least Expect It, Beat The Crap Out Of Them.
I'm getting one, most def.
Is it bad that I kinda want one?
Sheeps... that happens to me NOW!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:49pm.
He should be introduced to this...
http://i35.tinypic.com/2ykxfme.jpg
I bet it would take six months or more not to freak the F out each time you come into the bedroom at night and flip the light on.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
When exactly did being 40, divorced, with no kids become such an evil thing for everyone to poke fun at? I don't get it...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Buying a stuffed 1/2 torso with one arm, no legs or head is fucking...creepy. Made of human skin...well, that would be insane, of course!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:45pm.
Maybe my GF will get me a 'set of tits' pillow.
That's it I'm throwing out all my pillows and buying all body parts.
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where tigerflower when you need her? LOLOL
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
He should be introduced to this...
http://i35.tinypic.com/2ykxfme.jpg
Submitted by de Cosmos on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:32pm.
Another Photoshoppe:
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8559/cuddlepiljaeu3.jpg
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nice neck work. good job on the hair strands too!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
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Ta da!!! =D
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yeah, great job there... BRIDESMAID.
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She's happy, ok? She doesn't NEED to be the bride!
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i was inferring that you were always a bridesmaid, never a bride. i beat you. scroll down to 2.00
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
It looks like she's about to be molested by the Hamburger Helper glove.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:41pm.
Can you imagine if your passive aggressive boyfriend gave that to you for Christmas? lol, harsh dude. "Here - you're gonna need this."
Maybe my GF will get me a 'set of tits' pillow.
That's it I'm throwing out all my pillows and buying all body parts.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
hahaha funny pillow
The model just looks tooo comfy with that thing.
Michael K just doesn't like it because it might make someone feel comfortable. He hates the idea of people even pretending to be close to somebody.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Can you imagine if your passive aggressive boyfriend gave that to you for Christmas? lol, harsh dude. "Here - you're gonna need this."
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by de Cosmos on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:32pm.
Another Photoshoppe:
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8559/cuddlepiljaeu3.jpg
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It's really scary and compelling just how much she looks like she belongs with that thing! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
And they do say that left handed men are more sensitive and nurturing.
Can anything in this world say "I am a pathetic loser who's given up on life" than this? Perfect for Blandistan.
Seriously, I need to buy this for the Xmas gag gift "Secret Santa," after I get rid of that lips-lamp.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:28pm.
And maybe she'll buy this for the baby she is going to conceive any minute now:
Just hands! freaky
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LOL - and they're not even realisitic. I mean - they could be really good bear hands or something!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Another Photoshoppe:
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8559/cuddlepiljaeu3.jpg