A Perfect Gift For The Jennifer Aniston In Your Life
It's the Boyfriend Arm Pillow! Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so fucking loney and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, "Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas." This shit will save you and your ear drums hours of having to listen to the Aniston in your life's bitches and moans.
Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam.
It's only $19.95! And she won't have to worry about it only using her for sex, because he it doesn't have a dick! Wait.....or does it? Somebody call Maury, because I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
Thanks Faye
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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:28pm.
And maybe she'll buy this for the baby she is going to conceive any minute now:
Just hands! freaky
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Helloooooooooo! Jennifer has already had half a man. Why would she want more of the same??
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And way too many people seem to be just fine with stoning us. Or putting us in ovens. Or using bogus psych manipulations to fuck our brains until we willingly walk into traffic. --Diego
Submitted by lasvegasfan on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:28pm.
i also made a manip, here you go:
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/samanthavnr/cuddlepillowboyfrien...
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Yeah, yeah - cheater with your big pics! Let's see the avvie! ;p
PS. Nice work:)
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LoL! Thought that this was Alyson Hannigan in that advert. Then again, that's a dumb thought, considering she's been married for a while and is expecting now ;)
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And maybe she'll buy this for the baby she is going to conceive any minute now:
http://www.pregnancystore.com/zaky.htm
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
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Ta da!!! =D
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yeah, great job there... BRIDESMAID.
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She's happy, ok? She doesn't NEED to be the bride!
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Ok, Angel and TITS, that is pretty good. I suck at photoshop.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Sadly, I AM the Jennifer Aniston in my life.
Oh shit, did I just say that out loud??
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:09pm.
Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
Too funny...
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
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Ta da!!! =D
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yeah, great job there... BRIDESMAID.
:D
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
@Angel_i. Good work. I warn you, though. I wouldn't expect any passion from this guy. He looks like a bit of a stuffed shirt.
Not a bad idea. If they sew a head with a dead rat and a stinky hat on top, it would actually be Brad Pitt. _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
I hear Summer's Eve is coming out with a John Mayer version.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
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Ta da!!! =D
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
For women who like the nerdy type, there's an optional pocket protector and 3 fake pens.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
He's not half the man he used to be.
Submitted by de Cosmos on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:02pm.
*Turkey baster not included
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HaHa!! I think I just snorted my banana through my nose!!
I know things cost an arm and a leg lately but sheesh.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I need one of these equipt to pay my bills. Now thats Stability!
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huh? what? Show me what you got! Rub it against my thigh!!!
If they added the annoying snoring attachment it could serve as an alarm clock.
That's great, until you need him to talk about his feelings.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Yes, but will he call you in the morning?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 2:02pm.
It's the only man she needs. Hey, meet my husband, Torso.
hahahahaha. *awkward left-handed handshake*
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
*Turkey baster not included
It's the only man she needs. Hey, meet my husband, Torso.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
imagine being the model auditioning for that pathetic job.
Jennifer Aniston does not need a man, nor does she need this stupid pillow.
For an extra ten dollars you can upgrade to a pillow that remembers to put the toilet seat back down.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:39pm.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
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here you go!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/illusive_smew/
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Well, at least you won't have to deal with the tiresome question: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
Hey at least you can cuddle without the gratuitous grope being thrown in.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4khLRDBXhsM&feature=related
Submitted by Mr. President: "Check out what they put in the "related items" section underneath: "It's All About Me" lounge ensemble for $24.95. That about sums it up."
Perfect for the Jen in my life.
That would be really sad if wasn't so fucking funny!
...and I still can't believe anyone actually buys this shit for themselves! I can see myself purchasing it to mock someone else, though...
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
That is so sad. Not as sad as a RealDoll, but close.
Submitted by LA on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:52pm.
I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
This is why I love Dlisted and Michael K. Genius.
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YES! That is the reason Tina Fey reads Dlisted every day.
True story.
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
Check out what they put in the "related items" section underneath: "It's All About Me" lounge ensemble for $24.95. That about sums it up.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Notice she can easily reach all the way around his midsection. So, it's designed to make you feel fat on top of feeling pathetic.
I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
This is why I love Dlisted and Michael K. Genius.
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:48pm.
I saw this in one of those "What on Earth" catalogues the other day. For some reason it really creeps me out.
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ITA!
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I know you're no good for me But free of you I'll never be
But how is it going to reach around and grab my tit?
... did I just say that?
I saw this in one of those "What on Earth" catalogues the other day. For some reason it really creeps me out.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 1:46pm.
Douse it with some cheap booze and sprinkle a few drops of cologne and it could pass as your creepy, lascivious uncle! Good times!
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LMAO!!!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Douse it with some cheap booze and sprinkle a few drops of cologne and it could pass as your creepy, lascivious uncle! Good times!
women being cheated again. we get half a cheap shirt, side of chest (no hair) and floppy arm.
men get the full working model. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD1tjTsBsJc
whatta rip.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
"all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend" hahahahahaha. So true.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Oh My God, I l-o-v-e this thing!
TOO FUNNY!!!!
ahahaha! i want one! :) cause how awesome would that be?? ahahahahahaaha!!!!! i'm a dork!
Do they make a big butt pillow?
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
ahahahahaha! Can someone pleeease photoshop Jenn's face in there???
I know a "Jennifer Aniston." LOL I just might get her this for Christmas.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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That is pathetic, but not so pathetic that I cannot laugh at it.