A Perfect Gift For The Jennifer Aniston In Your Life
It's the Boyfriend Arm Pillow! Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so fucking loney and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, "Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas." This shit will save you and your ear drums hours of having to listen to the Aniston in your life's bitches and moans.
Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam.
It's only $19.95! And she won't have to worry about it only using her for sex, because he it doesn't have a dick! Wait.....or does it? Somebody call Maury, because I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.
Thanks Faye
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Will someone buy this for me as a Christmas present? Otherwise some Dlister is going to have to bite the bullet and cuddle with me themselves. Sock Monkey preferably, because she looks really comfortable. XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
But does it come with a free cyanide pill?
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"A Perfect Gift For The Jennifer Aniston In Your Life"
Why? Will the owner wake up one day to a empty bed only to find out on "ET" that it's now on Angelina's sheets?