The Twin Messiahs Are "Smiley"
Today was a holy day in Hollywood and not because it's Sunday, but because Saint Morticia graced it with her heavenly presence at the DVD launch for "Kung Fu Panda" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The drug dealers, roaches and hookers of Hollywood took the day off, because even they can't commit sin when a deity is in their midst.
Saint Morticia was kind enough to speak about her four-month-old twin chosen ones to People. Traffic stopped and a hush went over Hollywood Blvd. while Saint Morticia spoke, "They're great. They're still so little, but they do have their own personalities. They're at that stage where their personality really starts to shine."
Um...everything about them shines, because there's a bright ass halo always hovering around their golden heads. They need to be a damn dimmer on that shit! Maddox has to wear a sleeping mask, because it's so fucking bright. RUDE.
Saint Morticia also said the twin messiahs are getting very "smiley." DUH! Of course, they're "smiley." They're smiling because they already know they can end us all in one burp! Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out. Babies like shiny things. Even god babies.
Here's Saint Morticia looking extra Morticia-ey with Jack Black, his mega gas belly and that sexy piece of sun-dried tomato Dustin Hoffman.
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angie needs to get together with that duggar whore and get fixed! really you know her kids call their nanny mom,and don't know who this bitch is,she probably only sees them for the pics. she just takes some darts to a map and says get me some kids from there. poor children i bet they would be better off third world counties at least they wouldn't be props.
@Sandbitch:
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Submitted by Chicaloca on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:02am.
Hmmmmmmmm it seems like chicaloca is going back to her old ways, I wonder why LOL.
She's baaaaaaaaack!!!
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I just thought of something:
Maybe the rumors of a tummy tuck are true. She sat down with Matt Lauer only about 2 1/2 weeks ago and she looked a little thick in the middle. Even her trench coat looked snug on her. Now she's strutting around in this mini dress- get up. She either has major spanx underneath it or she finally removed the bandages and extra padding that she had to wear after the tummy tuck. There is NO WAY she lost that thickness in the middle within the past 2 weeks. Unless of course, she's on a starvation diet which would be very unfortunate for the twins that she's supposedly breast feeding.
Also, if she is just sticking to a good diet and exercise -then when the fuck does she find time to tend to 6 kids? You know she's gotta be exercising atleast 2 hours a day to look like this after twins. We all know she doesn't cook, so she has someone preparing her healthy meals. What a life!! Exercising and quiet time away from 6 kids on a daily basis and having all meals cooked for you. That's rich.
willrs LOL that's lovely! LMAO
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If you look at the 4th photo (Jolie's huge face), you'll see that she definitely has some lines around the eyes and dark circles on top of it! Give it 2 more years and she'll have an eyelift. I think those before and after nose job photo's of her are great! I knew she had the nose job, but those old photos were great for comparing. I think she had cheek implants too. Her face was rounder before and now it's longer looking.
by the way, when is she going to have the calf implants added?
found this great portrait of them i m thinking of buying for my living room
http://paulstillwellart.jalbum.net/art/PAINTINGS/ANGELINA%20JOLIE%20&%20...
So the twins have personalities at that age but Shiloh was a blob?
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*Submitted by Mahla81 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:36pm.
here the angelina nose job pics
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you didn't need to waste your time doing that...maybe post that shit at JJ. We Dlisters KNOW that Angie has had plenty of plastic surgery..
BTW, that Asslee/Papa Joe pic you commented on is OLD, from BEFORE her nose job, etc.....she has a huge bump on her nose, where now she has a slope..
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Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
shes just your garden variety psycho bitch
nothing here to see except that freaky ass panda who is coming to eat her giant fucking head in the main pic.
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here the angelina nose job pics
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/angelinajolie.htm
I love how Pierce Brosnan said he'd rather have Charlize Theron than Scrungie Jo for The Thomas Crown Affair (didn't they already remake that?)
I am totally fucking sick of hearing of this unpleasant trollop and her ever-expanding brood. Wake me when her ego implodes.
Whoa. This one lost her looks fast and it doesn't look like they're coming back. Some people are not meant to procreate that many times. Adoption worked better for her.
angelina is not natural people, she had a tummy tuck after she had those twins and is doin the botox bitches, not one fucking line on that forehead of hers. thats why shes got the same facial expression in every picture and kinda resembles Vadge. Plus shes dying her hair a putrid shade of brown, it looked better before, bitch shouldve just left it alone!
Everyone is buzzing about her Possible oscar nod for that movie shes in, The CHangeling, which is doing pretty shitty as the BO. Is is possible to win an oscar for a shitty movie> Just curious!
She sucks, i cant stand the bitch, im sick of seeing her fucking face. like i said before,
GO the fuck HOME and raise your goddamn KIDS!!!
Has she always had those odd teefs?
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Note to Angie: curling your top lip back is NOT the same as a smile. You're no better than Anna Nicole Smith.
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I was just looking at Hoffman. He looks great.
I still want some of Dustin. mmmmm!
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Angie is such a Hector Projector.
She just wishes she was a natural Sassy Sally.
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Submitted by pricky-micky on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 12:40pm.
ITA
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
. Everyone wonders why Angelina injects her kids with a personality of her own making, It is simple . Angelina suffers from one of the most severe forms of narcissistic personality I have ever witnessed. She has it real bad.Her kids personalities are frauds . Just like her personality is a fraud. She is super special...her kids must be super special.
Brad seems to take her lead. "MY kids are the funniest people I have ever met"puke puke puke...
And Angie loves to give her kids a maturity level they do not could not possess. It is obvious she project thing onto them and doesn't see the poor kids true needs.She garners narcisstic supply from them and the attention they bring her. it is a very sick situation and the media should stop feeding into it,
Another thing she did not have the twins herself a surrogate did. And she never breastfed them. Another fraud. A woman knows....
Shiloh was labled a "hippy child" by her mom. You see she still was a blob and she needed a label like her other children.
"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality...I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”
Clooney, yeah, she also said she felt more for the adopted children because of all the hardships they'd endured. Won't that be a lovely thing for Shiloh to read when she's old enough?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:40am.
St. Skank called Shiloh a blob in an interview in the UK Elle.
How maternal of her...
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Don't know if this has already been said, but in thumbnail 12, her face looks exactly like Madonna's beat face, which is not a good look. And Saint's bony, saggy kneecaps are in big trouble. They look like they're trying to escape from her.
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:05am.
These babies have personalities at a young age compared to the BLOB shiloh? I hope they have the UNIQUE personality that she WANTS them so BADLY to have. No way could her kids have NORMAL/ AVERAGE personalities. If not she will MAKE UP a personality for kids. Much like she makes her own personality up.
What's up with calling Shiloh a "blob"? A little kid? Are you serious?
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Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:40am.
St. Skank called Shiloh a blob in an interview in the UK Elle.
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Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:05am.
These babies have personalities at a young age compared to the BLOB shiloh? I hope they have the UNIQUE personality that she WANTS them so BADLY to have. No way could her kids have NORMAL/ AVERAGE personalities. If not she will MAKE UP a personality for kids. Much like she makes her own personality up.
What's up with calling Shiloh a "blob"? A little kid? Are you serious?
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~M.K.
she's definately had a nosejob and cheek implants
She looks like shit. She could not possibly be nursing twins with that anorexic body.
Isn't it obvious that Angelina is so pissed at Ratso Hoffman for trying to pass on those miss you notes from GWAMPA Joe Buck Voight, hence the tension. Jack still feels he has to put on a show to earn the love and respect of his fans. Take it easy Jack, Chillax we luv you!!
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:21am.
Thank you. I bet it is Pitt- I would drink morning, noon and night if I were stuck with this crazy cat lady harpie.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
"Which screen god isn't as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he "goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home" (Page Six)"
It was one of MK's Blind Items last week, lizzyb.
I don't see why Brad and Ang have to be together 24/7. I think they are together at more events than most celeb couples. Not that I really care. I think they have become really quite boring and irrelevent. I wouldn't be surprised if it went either way (stayed together forever or split soon).
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:15am.
Found the Blind Item, Bradi...yeah, it definitely fits. What a shocker, them having troubles. *yawn*
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Found the Blind Item, Bradi...yeah, it definitely fits. What a shocker, them having troubles. *yawn*
No Words on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:03am
The Blind Item last week, while in L.A., what paramour couple bullshit...
The Brad. He's at a bar.
Drinkin' the Sinner Juice.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
wrong post
Okay, what has she done to her face? I can't put my finger on it, but she definitely has had some "work" done while she was out of the spotlight, ostensibly to have postpartum depression.
The hair is awful. She looks like Morticia. And where is Braddy? Looks like he took a powder from the festivities.
Well colour me thrilled! I just read this on 'US magazine' - I really should do some work- and it explains the Brageloonies!! Yes it does, thank god, I can sleep tonight.
9:31 PM Anonymous Says: I do understand why Jolie's creepy fans so vehemently support her. It is not often that a skank and freak who is also an unstable weirdo gets to beat up on and serially humiliate the homecoming queen. Jennifer Aniston deserves a medal for the way she has conducted herself in the last four years. Best of luck to Ms. Aniston; the cream always rises to the top.
So, if they weren't typng 'God bless the JPs' they would be torturing bunnies, making goth records or shooting their classmates. God bless the JPs indeed to prevent such horror.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
Hmmmmmmmm it seems like whoregelina is going back to her old ways, I wonder why LOL.
Their fake relationship is so over!
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2 weeks out and The Changeling has made a WHOPPING $20 million at the BO. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess there aren't that many Brangeloonies after all.
....maybe she wants to be at a movie premiere of a movie that actually does well at the box office and is enjoyed and seen, Skeletina can't remember what that's like.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
mangie is so not hot.
And The Brad was at the local bar getting hammered with "friends"....
Skeletina must be hunting her new peen donor.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:06am.
Why is this stupid dumbass ignonant fan-teeth bitch obsessed with their kid's "personalities"?. Why?. Is she forcing her dumb kids to have their own because this stupid cunt doesn't even have one or what?.
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No, I think she's more afraid they'll turn out like the daddy. Face it, that chump takes on the personality of his latest "catch". She knows if the kids take after him, they'll turn out to be nothing but a bunch of followers! That has to be her worst fear.
She's in complete denial about these 4 month olds having personalities. At that age, they smile and grin (usually alot) and it appears they are responding to your voice. BUT they are certainly not expressing anything other than that!
Damn, she looks like crap. Dustin, however, is another story. Bow chicka bow bow!
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Poor Dustin.
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I find it funny that she won't get near Dustin ... geez, put an arm around each other... atleast pretend to like one another.