The Twin Messiahs Are "Smiley"
Today was a holy day in Hollywood and not because it's Sunday, but because Saint Morticia graced it with her heavenly presence at the DVD launch for "Kung Fu Panda" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The drug dealers, roaches and hookers of Hollywood took the day off, because even they can't commit sin when a deity is in their midst.
Saint Morticia was kind enough to speak about her four-month-old twin chosen ones to People. Traffic stopped and a hush went over Hollywood Blvd. while Saint Morticia spoke, "They're great. They're still so little, but they do have their own personalities. They're at that stage where their personality really starts to shine."
Um...everything about them shines, because there's a bright ass halo always hovering around their golden heads. They need to be a damn dimmer on that shit! Maddox has to wear a sleeping mask, because it's so fucking bright. RUDE.
Saint Morticia also said the twin messiahs are getting very "smiley." DUH! Of course, they're "smiley." They're smiling because they already know they can end us all in one burp! Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out. Babies like shiny things. Even god babies.
Here's Saint Morticia looking extra Morticia-ey with Jack Black, his mega gas belly and that sexy piece of sun-dried tomato Dustin Hoffman.
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They're smiling because they haven't been referred to as "blobs" yet !
When did Angelina Jolie become Vanessa Hudgens???
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:32am.
Huh. Poor little Shiloh was still a blob at 7 months.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:08am.
However, I have to say that in thumbnail 13 she looks like a dementor,
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Yeah - I was askeered to look at that one - I did now but I didn't before. I was ASKEERED!
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As I may have mentioned, I am not a fan of this sanctimonious trollop and I concur with the comments about the ghastly suicide brunette hair, the dodgy false eyelashes and painful thinness yet shapelessness. I would also like to say- SMACK ON WRIST- for the next person who compares her with Morticia – Morticia is the epitome of cool sophistication and this desparate tart makes Jack Black look elegant.
However, I have to say that in thumbnail 13 she looks like a dementor, truly soulless and miserable and I almost feel sorry for anyone who despite being born with all the potential to be beautiful actually looks like the undead. Maybe whatever death ray she used to suck the alleged hotness out of Bradley is still firing and she caught a blast from one of the many mirrors that adorn her environmentally friendly chateaux.
I’d go to JJ to laugh at the comments about her ‘natural beauty’ but my nerves can’t take it. Even to admit she’s died her hair with ‘Goth-a-like- for those days when you just don’t want to be a saint any more’ would have them on the Kool-Aid.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
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I want to hear more about the anger pee pee from the other kid
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I had a nightmare about that damn Kung Fu panda.
Saint Angie has teefs like the cow-catcher on one of those old-fashioned trains.
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Huh. Poor little Shiloh was still a blob at 7 months.
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How the hell can a four month old have a personality? I thought all they did was drool, puke, shit and sleep?
Off topic breaking news - Jayden James Spears is in hospital after having a suspected seizure.
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Children shouldn't get sick. :0(
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These babies have personalities at a young age compared to the BLOB shiloh? I hope they have the UNIQUE personality that she WANTS them so BADLY to have. No way could her kids have NORMAL/ AVERAGE personalities. If not she will MAKE UP a personality for kids. Much like she makes her own personality up.
They are smiling bc/ they will NEVER have to work a day in their life. Unless they want to be "actors" or do "humantarian" work" like their Mommy
Those holy babies aged her. I hope the Pitt was worth it.
I just wanna take her out for a nice greasy cheeseburger.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals si te ******Su gar baby MEet . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I fucking LOVE her wrinkles, hell yeah! So many Hollywoodians are terrified of a wrinkle, fill their faces with disgusting Botox until they look worse than wax statues. I really really REALly love the women who say fuck that, and keep it real. Gwen Stefani's the same, she doesn't use Botox and her natural eye-wrinkles are beautiful.
What's up with the one photograph here that's only a cut-off picture of Jolie's calves and feet? How come just calves and feet? Strange... I think Saint Morticia looks pretty damn good in these pics, in the face mostly, but she looks alarmingly skinny already, like the painfully-skinny look she was sporting prior to the twins pregnancy. She looks like she lost another 20 pounds in the last 3 weeks alone! Too much, too much.
Nice talking to you too KT =)
screw angie, I can't stop watching the new episode of True Blood, and I have to get up at 8 a.m.!
It's probably lots of gas or they've already realized they're set for life.
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i got the advantage for dogs, and yeah i keep all my dogs flea (and other medication) stuff away from my cat. i have to keep my cats food away from my dog too because she eats it and it messes up her stomach, lol but ill check out frontline for cats. im broke so any bit of money saving helps haha 2 months and a half?? wow that would be awesome because even if i got a 4 pack that would last me a while!
i gotta get up early.. bleh so time to hit the hay. nice talking with you rosemary and goodnight dlisters!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
You guys can sure pick Ang apart, but what about Jack Black...YIKES!!! Nobody says anything about him.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:18am.
Angie, your faux eyelash glue is fading in the header pic. Mr. Ed envies you.
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lol, I didn't even notice that until you pointed that out.
I think she's super thin too. Yeah, she can use some meat on her bones, but when your constantly getting criticized what do people expect. Some of you are going off on her wrinkles, I mean come on. I wouldn't say she has wrinkles, maybe a few but she is human....geeez. I like to see some of you people look in the mirror and take apart what you see. Hmmm, I can imagine some major melt downs...lol
Angie, your faux eyelash glue is fading in the header pic. Mr. Ed envies you.
Liv and Sarah are horse faces too
Too bad Angelina has that same big horse face like Tyler and Parker.
Frontline causes seizures sometimes...just go with Revolution, split the doasge between two pets, it'll work just fine and cut down on reactions.
oh really, try frontline too, I think the one you ordered has to be kept away from cats.. I think, but frontline is great for both cats and dogs. And I have noticed sometimes I can go up to like two months and a half before I have to put another one on my animals. I won't see them scratch once for that long sometimes. I won't see a single flea or anything, but I usually put it on at least every month and a half. But, I've gone that long before and had no problems. I wouldn't say it will work everytime, but it has lasted that long. So frontline is great!
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Haha. Story of my life...
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Why is this stupid dumbass ignonant fan-teeth bitch obsessed with their kid's "personalities"?. Why?. Is she forcing her dumb kids to have their own because this stupid cunt doesn't even have one or what?. I hate the word "cunt", but this dumbass doesn't leave me another choice. Babies are just babies, and that's it. That's what she should say, instead of making her brats live HER dream of having wild and original "personalities" when they are just little bundles of blobs. Damn!.
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Sometimes I wonder
What all these chemicals
Are doin' to my brain
Doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain
Wipin' out brain cells
By the millions but I don't care
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Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:00am.
Is tits a she? Or am I assuming.
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Shheeet! I am pretty sure SHE is! OOhhh Chris Isaak is on Idol. Must go drool for a bit!!!!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:58am.
Hahaha. Me too, I'm marvin. Just got home and food beckons. That Jap pumpin thing reminds me of the Mentals song 'Nips are getting bigger'...everyone thought it was about Japanese people getting taller!!! Ahhh funny. I'll see ya later, K?
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Is tits a she? Or am I assuming.
2C, I gotta go fix some food before I fall off the perch. I mentioned to Tits that I was cooking Jap Pumpkin soup and she was like ...ooooaaaah! SB said JAP!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:52am.
That is awesome... I don't know of anyone getting banned before! You have to say some pretty offensive shit to push the limit here.
OT: If I had six kids I'd be in a wheelchair from the bloody stress. Can't eat when I'm stressed out. What am I talking about!!! She probably hasn't babysat her own kids ever. Pfft.
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@2C - What happened to the diva? Escalando!
Bitch got banned finally. It started quoting bible verses against gay relationships. It'll be back though, but instantly recognizable by it's obvious retardation.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:43am.
Haha! PP has a boyfriend! Noice.
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Dear Angelina,
Please please put some meat on those beautiful bones of yours. You do not look better emaciated.
That full body shot made me feel sick when I looked at her knees and her thighs.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:39am.
I has been pissy times (drinkin) this weekend and has residual hangover.....
What happened to the diva? Escalando!
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2C! Ho
oh i just ordered off 1800petmeds.com some advantage flea medication for my dog.. its 60 bucks for 4 little tubes at the vet or its 49.50 on there i believe.. plus they gave me a little 5 dollar off coupon and shipping is free on orders over $39 or more.. so i saved money and didnt have to drive all the way to the vet lol ive never used frontline though! i'll have to check it out. advantage works well on my dog but i should get something for my cat as well, just to be safe. and i love being an animal person :) i had a joel mchale icon and quote for the longest time on here and i just decided to change it the other day haha
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:29a
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All chicken leg jokes aside, she looks good.
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A few scabs, some furry teefs, and she'd be a dead ringer for Wino. Of course, I'm referring to AJ.
And Geez it's been noyce to have an AJ thread without that chicaloca bint, and the recently banned belladiva. Swoyt.
Cats/dogs?
I'm on to pigs, bitches!
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