The Twin Messiahs Are "Smiley"
Today was a holy day in Hollywood and not because it's Sunday, but because Saint Morticia graced it with her heavenly presence at the DVD launch for "Kung Fu Panda" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The drug dealers, roaches and hookers of Hollywood took the day off, because even they can't commit sin when a deity is in their midst.
Saint Morticia was kind enough to speak about her four-month-old twin chosen ones to People. Traffic stopped and a hush went over Hollywood Blvd. while Saint Morticia spoke, "They're great. They're still so little, but they do have their own personalities. They're at that stage where their personality really starts to shine."
Um...everything about them shines, because there's a bright ass halo always hovering around their golden heads. They need to be a damn dimmer on that shit! Maddox has to wear a sleeping mask, because it's so fucking bright. RUDE.
Saint Morticia also said the twin messiahs are getting very "smiley." DUH! Of course, they're "smiley." They're smiling because they already know they can end us all in one burp! Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out. Babies like shiny things. Even god babies.
Here's Saint Morticia looking extra Morticia-ey with Jack Black, his mega gas belly and that sexy piece of sun-dried tomato Dustin Hoffman.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:28am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:26am.
Yeah, I guess I'll go. I love you bitches.
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Hell no - stay and piss on the floor with the rest of us!
LOL @ Sandbitch I will now be singing that on the walk in :)
I am seriously considering a sickie....
OT whoever mentioned AJ looked a little Madonnaish earlier was dead on. She looks like she is channeling Madonna circa Frozen...
OK, CTH: I called both numbers I have for you and the 1st one was some sleepy lady who didn't respond to "Hey, Whore!" and the other said you have a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet.
WTF???
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:26am.
Yeah, I guess I'll go. I love you bitches.
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:23am.
*I am in a pissy don't want to go to work Monday mood...sorry :( *
I don't wanna go to school. Maybe I'll get the flu or something.
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And the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoo ooooooo ooo oooot
The whole day down.
the best stuff is frontline for fleas. Flea dips are good but frontline works for a month or two, one little packet. Or I guess Advantix or whatever it is. Cool to know you are an animal person KT =)
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TITS
the cheese is in the middle
skybitch, how are you woman? call me!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:16am.
well you did step in a patty! you should have put some in your pocket for him to find as a treat!
too busy trying not to barf...
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
TITS
the cheese is in the middle
skybitch, how are you woman? call me!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
*I am in a pissy don't want to go to work Monday mood...sorry :( *
I don't wanna go to school. Maybe I'll get the flu or something.
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
thank you rosemary :) and yeah my cat had fleas too so i took him to the vet and just told the vet this is a stray with no collar i'd like to take in. they gave him a flea bath (i think it was called a flea dipping?) and he wasn't happy at all, but i couldn't have him bring in fleas because i have a dog. they got used to each other quickly which is crazy because my dog wasn't a fan of cats. and how amazing your dog just showed up at your door! and how cute :)
oh and sandbitch.. i just realized your icon was of PP hahahaaaaa i thought "am i really tired or is that chicken cutlets??"
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Hey Tits. Jap pumpkin has no relation to Japanese peeps. Just like Coon cheese here has no relation to Aboriginals.
www.freshorg.com.au/images/pumpkin%20jap.JPG
The word 'Jap' doesn't have the racist connotations here that it does in the US, fer sure. It is used here all the time in the automotive/car parts industry.
http://justjap.com/store/home.php
I missed CTH. Meh!
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Her hair looks like shit, her false eyelashes have been stuck on really badly and don't even get me started on the ano legs!! *I am in a pissy don't want to go to work Monday mood...sorry :( *
well you did step in a patty! you should have put some in your pocket for him to find as a treat!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
make your own tater tots: http://www.ehow.com/how_2169888_make-tater-tots.html
cth is the cheese on the inside or outside?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Funny story
I came home from work and my German Shepherd spent twenty minutes smelling my clothes..
he's like, bitch, you eating meat without me???
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Steamed veges, baked potato in it's jacket, and dump cottage cheese all over the lot. Salt and pepper. Heaven. No dead bits.
TITS
I'm a lucky one... I generally crave salads and shit, and I have NO sweet tooth.
Sandbitch, imagine them smothered in cheese.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
jap pumpkin.
wow.
you do understand that using language like that is considered very racist here eh? i've heard a few comments like that from your people before. jaw dropping stuff.
got any more? >)
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
sorry about your cat ...Well, I asked around the neighborhood if it was anybody's and besides that i took him cause he was completely flea infested and at the vet, they chekced for a chip. But I didn't wanna give him up cause if he was someone's dog and he just was wandering for a little while, he wasn't being taken care of, so i was praying that he wasn't the neighbor's. But I wasn't going to go far to ask cause of all the fleas he had like I said. But he just showed up at my door, I opened it and he was there. He's the smartest little dog I've ever had. But I really think someone was on a trip and lost him.
the whole thing made me crave cottage cheese and salad.
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that's not a bad thing!
I'm sure you must smell like the place too being around all that cooking - no wonder it puts you off.
ever have cottage cheese on a lettuce leaf with fruit salad on top as a kid? i used to love that.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
I want tater tots now and all I got in the fridge is jap pumpkin. I was gonna make fresh pumpkin soup. Fresh from the pumpkin that is, not fresh from a can like yanks eat it.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:04am.
Generally Tits, Aussies can't stand the kiwi accent. It grates on one and all.
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snort.
that's like a new yorker complaining about a texas accent.
LOLOL
pot, meet kettle.
but of course the oz accent is very sexy.
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:03am.
It was weird... before I worked there, I could eat it. now, I'm like no thanks. lucky for me, my roomie and my boyfriend are underweight, so now I got two people to chunk up.
being around food should make you hungry, but it was like the opposite. it just made me sick
plus, someone dropped a raw patty on the floor and I stepped on it, I came so close to puking..
the whole thing made me crave cottage cheese and salad.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by jyotsna on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:04am.
hey guys see new news on Jennifer Hudson family murder on
www.entertainroom.com
fuck off spammer
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Aeeeei - they be "our" Potato Gems.
oh yeah! we used to call them that here too!
have to get up in 6 hours why am i here?
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Generally Tits, Aussies can't stand the kiwi accent. It grates on one and all. Sux = 6. Fush and Chups. Nuh Zuh lund. They get ribbed as soon as they open their gobs.
Rosemary - he is adorable! did you just take him when you found him? i took a stray cat in in may of 2005 and he was the sweetest cat ever. he passed away after christmas last year but he was a great cat. and yeah a lot of strays can be purebred.. i know my neighbor got his chow chow from a purebred rescue group!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
hey guys see new news on Jennifer Hudson family murder on
www.entertainroom.com
cth - must be all the frying. and i think your body can sense things that are inherently bad for you. do they publish the fat/calorie contents? i haven't been in a fast food joint in over 6 years. it always made me feel sick.
had a golden ret once who wouldn't eat mcd's. would eat his own shit, but not their hamburgers or french fries.
but i am glad to hear they pay well!!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:55am.
tater tots!
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Aeeeei - they be "our" Potato Gems. We get them in the freezer section at the supermarket, not at fast food outlets.
http://images.google.ca/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozil...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:56am.
Tits - Haven't read your link yet but ain't it funny how the US election caused such an enormous stir, yet the New Zealand election never got a word of mention.
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it's nice to have a country no one has to worry about.
that's a polite way of saying no one gives a flying leap.
nz = whale rider, greenpeace, no nukes and.... lord of the rings to 99% of north americans.
i'm in the 1%. i just fucking love those ekscents!!
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:55am.
tator tots stuffed with cheese and deep fried.
the ironic thing is, once you spend time cooking the food, it grosses you out.
every woman I worked with today has lost like twenty pounds the first month they worked there, and they weren't overweight to begin with, neither am I.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
We ain't got no Buger King down these parts. We got yer Hungry Jacks, yer McDonalds, yer Kentucky Fried Cat.
Tits - Haven't read your link yet but ain't it funny how the US election caused such an enormous stir, yet the New Zealand election never got a word of mention. Merkin elections are like um, wrestling.
tater tots!
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tater%20tots&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org....
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:51am.
are you shitting me?
you MUST get to Burger King and order them.
it's like a fucking mozzarella stick married a hash brown. It's like fucking crack must be.
you'd be happy.
it's actually a decent job, better than minn. wage, health benefits, paid vacys and a four oh one k plan. I can deal.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hi slutz. It's about 6pm Monday, Aussie time. CTH works at Buger King!
Ooooh, I like the sound of cheesy tots. Dunno WTF they are...do they have anything to do with oompa loompa?
Hey Sandybitchy, just reading aboot the nz election in a oz paper. this is some funny shit: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24625807-5000117,00.html
i thought everyone loved the precious kiwis!! LOL
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
KT my dog in the picture , believe it or not, is or was a stray. I found out he was a certain breed though called tibetan spaniel that is expensive years later after I got him. But, he's really a mutt, he's a mixture of like 5 dogs (pekignese one, that is obvious_)
Sandbitch
well shit, come on over, I got cheesey tots, a whopper, some chicken tenders.
I work at Buger King.
bring beer.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
bonjour sandybitch.
is it aussie time?
i'm about to enter the land of nod....
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Brown Bunny...never had the pleasure (Mrs K)
We still awake downunder CTH...but hungry!
I just got off work, everyone here's sleeping, any of you beeches awake still??
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Oh wow.. It's good to know that even when you are Angelina Jolie, people can rip you apart...
I'm no Brangeloonie.. I just think it's irritating when people say someone like that looks old. She has wrinkles when she smiles... and that's NORMAL! I see 22 year old chicks that get crinklies when they smile..
Lay off the lady! She's a young beautiful woman. There's just no denying that.
ew god, she's way too thin and her jenna jameson heroin legs creep me the fuck out!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Yeah it's time for wine lipstick. When's the last time this woman put on some wine or brownish lipstick? i think i'm done criticizing her, though the lipstick thing i'm serious about. I think she would look really pretty with wine colored lipstick.
Hmm I like the dress- think she looks nicer without all the tatts showing (and I LIKE tattoos) but thats about it. She is grossly thin and her hair looks shocking.
ESE!! Hi, and bye... I are pissed, and am type- challenged. See ya! xo