The Twin Messiahs Are "Smiley"
Today was a holy day in Hollywood and not because it's Sunday, but because Saint Morticia graced it with her heavenly presence at the DVD launch for "Kung Fu Panda" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The drug dealers, roaches and hookers of Hollywood took the day off, because even they can't commit sin when a deity is in their midst.
Saint Morticia was kind enough to speak about her four-month-old twin chosen ones to People. Traffic stopped and a hush went over Hollywood Blvd. while Saint Morticia spoke, "They're great. They're still so little, but they do have their own personalities. They're at that stage where their personality really starts to shine."
Um...everything about them shines, because there's a bright ass halo always hovering around their golden heads. They need to be a damn dimmer on that shit! Maddox has to wear a sleeping mask, because it's so fucking bright. RUDE.
Saint Morticia also said the twin messiahs are getting very "smiley." DUH! Of course, they're "smiley." They're smiling because they already know they can end us all in one burp! Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out. Babies like shiny things. Even god babies.
Here's Saint Morticia looking extra Morticia-ey with Jack Black, his mega gas belly and that sexy piece of sun-dried tomato Dustin Hoffman.
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What the hell kind of goddamn shmatta is St. Angie Jo wearing?
I think she looks great....she could still use 10 lbs, but she's stunning to me.
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TITS, where do you download TB?
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Stunning as always!!!! :)
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sigh...y'all think charles manson's single?
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10 years ago, a friend of mine was in "Pushing Tin". He didn't know who Angie was but, to him, she just seemed like a nice, quiet, friendly girl. For a long time, he thought she was a girlfriend (hanger on) of one of the crew.
What a difference 10 years has made!!
Is Jack Black as big a jerk as he looks like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
OI Sassy!! no TB spoilers!
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LOL@halo!
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Stickalena still with the Morticia Adams hair and Dustin Hoffman always looks angry.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
uh oh, somebody is looking like they did in BillyBob days. She changed her hair. She is on the man hunt.
OMG did anybody watch TB?
"...Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out...."
Hmpf...I thought that was just me. And when they pop, they smell like bubble-gum and strawberries.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 10:33pm.
Well said, Charles Manson.
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Did you ever think you'd say that in your life time? Hahahaha
Now, I'm far from an Angelina apologist, but I gotta say this is probably the best body she's sported in a while.
Before the pregnancies, the horse addiction and so on she's always been one of those people with very thin limbs and undefined mid-section.
This is the best she can do and if she goes through her thinification process again in hopes to reduce the mid-section, her arms and legs will be like a twig again.
She doesn't look like the type of person who works out - not even before having 10 kids and no time for that shyte - so I cannot see her losing weight where needed be just because she'll achieve that only through starvation.
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Well said, Charles Manson.
Whoa!! Paris Herpes is right!! She's been photo shopped in the pic of her walking. Look at her feet!!!!!!
I'm just glad to see her dandruff is under control
*proceeds to vomit unconcTROLLably*
Oh, my God, she's SO FAT.
Ain't that the jive she's been all ridiculous about? Nothing is lamer than a string bean complaining about how "fat" they are.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:29pm.
The middle part is not working.
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Now I gotta be the fat police. I don't wanna be the fat police. I wanna laugh at people too!
But she just had babies. As far as I'm concerned she's way too thin. She's just not that woman - I know those women, with the bodies that only look pregnant in the belly ever and that completely shrinks right after pregnancy - but MOST women are kinda chubby for awhile. As well they should be!
Ok - enough of that. NOW you can call her deformed! ;
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I think Mrs. Kravitz was talking about her hair being parted straight down the middle.
Ugh! How I fucking despise that part on a woman, sends most of them to tranny jaw hell.
NASTY FUCKING BABOON ASSED LIPPED SKANK. DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE YOU WERE NOT SPREADING YOUR NASTY ASS LEGS FOR A MARRIED MAN. FUCKING WHORE. WHORE WHORE WHORE. THAT IS WHAT NASTY WHORES DO. THEY FUCK MARRIED MEN. NASTY FUCKING BITCH. TAKE YOUR FILTH ASS LIPS AND SUCK ON MY SEPTIC TANK, YOU FUCKING CUNT. AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, TAKE THOSE SPHINCTER LIPS AND SUCK THE WATER OUT OF MY BACKED UP TOILET, YOU FILTHY WHORE.
OMG! That can't be Lara Croft aka Angelina Jolie! She's so skinny, with such huge hands that need filling out, and looks so OLD. I'm heartbroken that the Tomb Raider can depreciate so much in three years like a well ridden, used up old car. Angie!! Come Back!!!
@IG: I'm praying for a Cheeto Report - weekend's almost up and BritBrit doesn't wanna leave her babies (ie: go to work)! I'm tryna send her "freak out" vibes so she'll lose it;p
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Is Jack Black the next one to have twins?
How old is she? 30? She looks fucking 50. I just don't think she's that hot. She's too fucking skinny and she's got a weird profile.
Remember when an Angie post would garner 3,721 comments? Someone needs to do something outrageous, because I am bored.
*pulls down pants, stands on head*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by loric on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:38pm.
Thumbnail 13, she still has crazy, dead eyes. No amount of child buying and birthing will get rid of dead eyes.
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I agree. I look at that thumbnail and I feel dead inside. A mixture of that and sheer terror that she'll transform into a life-sucking ghoul any second.
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I thought she was already a life-sucking ghoul. Have you seen pictures of the Brad lately?!? She alone managed to suck the life right out of Brad.
I cannot wait until her army of children grow up and write tell all books about their life growing up in Saint Angelina's Benneton army. It's gonna be a juicy read, but sad for the kids who were forced to grow up with a dead eyed, attention whore mother.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:38pm.
I guess her future is in voice-overs.
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I'd support that!
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still a dumb skank.
Why is her mouth open like that?
Not cute.
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:57pm.
Someone's botoxing.
Yes, but he's like 70.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Someone's botoxing.
i'm sorry, but you cannot tell me this woman doesn't have an eating disorder. she is so sickly thin.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:45pm.
oooo! and don't wanna be nitpicky but -- oh who am I kidding, YES I DO -- but check out thumbie #4: what's up with the zit collection? Or are they baby melanomas?
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I'd bank on baby melanomas. They're not pustuous enough to be zits.
oooo! and don't wanna be nitpicky but -- oh who am I kidding, YES I DO -- but check out thumbie #4: what's up with the zit collection? Or are they baby melanomas?
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Submitted by loric on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:38pm.
Thumbnail 13, she still has crazy, dead eyes. No amount of child buying and birthing will get rid of dead eyes.
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...sweetjeebus YES, she's morphing into Mommy Dearest 2.0
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Submitted by loric on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:38pm.
Thumbnail 13, she still has crazy, dead eyes. No amount of child buying and birthing will get rid of dead eyes.
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I agree. I look at that thumbnail and I feel dead inside. A mixture of that and sheer terror that she'll transform into a life-sucking ghoul any second.
Skeletor has a Death Queen! Sweet Jebus! She's so effwording scrawny!
Note to Saint Angelina-Please do not wear miniskirts. No one wants to see your veiny, skinny legs. Those legs will haunt my dreams.
Thumbnail 13, she still has crazy, dead eyes. No amount of child buying and birthing will get rid of dead eyes.
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I guess her future is in voice-overs.
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My, Angelina, your lips are looking particularly anus-like today. More anus-like than usual, I'd venture to say.
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PS. Well - the spammer's on your side. That's something:)
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nice post.....: *biting tongue and pointing at arguably gaunt leggage* she has a lot of fans at ^*^*^SUGARBABYMEET.co m *^*^*^where they create some blogs for her......nice
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:29pm.
The middle part is not working.
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Now I gotta be the fat police. I don't wanna be the fat police. I wanna laugh at people too!
But she just had babies. As far as I'm concerned she's way too thin. She's just not that woman - I know those women, with the bodies that only look pregnant in the belly ever and that completely shrinks right after pregnancy - but MOST women are kinda chubby for awhile. As well they should be!
Ok - enough of that. NOW you can call her deformed! ;p
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If the Boyfriend Arm Pillow had a head, it would be the one grinning maniacally over Angie Jo's shoulder in this pic.
Dream about that tonight, skanks.
*shudders*
Hide the Sock Monkey.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:27pm.
I dint say anything; I pointed. At the panda.
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
How come the heels disappeared in one of the pics of her walking on the street? Why is that pic in particular doctored while the rest aren't? That's way weird!
Your face!
The middle part is not working.
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Submitted by Tyranny on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:22pm.
Anyway, just here to say PLEASE don't ruin Morticia Addams for me. :( I love her so..and this dried up bitch is NO Morticia!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:25pm.
*biting tongue and pointing at arguably gaunt leggage*
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OMG Now she's too skinny?!?! WTF is wrong with you?!?!
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