The Twin Messiahs Are "Smiley"
Today was a holy day in Hollywood and not because it's Sunday, but because Saint Morticia graced it with her heavenly presence at the DVD launch for "Kung Fu Panda" at Grauman's Chinese Theatre. The drug dealers, roaches and hookers of Hollywood took the day off, because even they can't commit sin when a deity is in their midst.
Saint Morticia was kind enough to speak about her four-month-old twin chosen ones to People. Traffic stopped and a hush went over Hollywood Blvd. while Saint Morticia spoke, "They're great. They're still so little, but they do have their own personalities. They're at that stage where their personality really starts to shine."
Um...everything about them shines, because there's a bright ass halo always hovering around their golden heads. They need to be a damn dimmer on that shit! Maddox has to wear a sleeping mask, because it's so fucking bright. RUDE.
Saint Morticia also said the twin messiahs are getting very "smiley." DUH! Of course, they're "smiley." They're smiling because they already know they can end us all in one burp! Also, when they fart, shiny crystal bubbles come out. Babies like shiny things. Even god babies.
Here's Saint Morticia looking extra Morticia-ey with Jack Black, his mega gas belly and that sexy piece of sun-dried tomato Dustin Hoffman.
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That's what I thought APHID...
Where's her brother?
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Wow looks like Angelina from the Oscars.
Submitted by miso-horny on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:22pm.
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Hahaha @ baby cannon!! You are a stranger, miso... how's the go going?
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Sienna Miller told "The Daily Telegraph" that she has tried to quit smoking, but "it's so hard."
Morticia OR Lily!!!LOL
Is she "rebelling" against that Earth Mother vibe she's been cultivating for the past 4 years?
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I don't know.. she kinda looks good in these photos.
Then again, I still have the memory of the 'chola' pictures last posted here of her with Billy Bob, so it's quite easy to be swayed by her recent photos.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 9:19pm.
She looks tired, but then again, she's there with Jack Black, and I tire of Jack Black's schtick after about five seconds, too.
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Thank you! He reminds me of a hirsute, greasy guy that I went to high school with who thought he was hilarious. And he wasn't.
We just finished watching KFP, it was way more visually impressive in the theater, mind you my TV is a dinosaur compared to the fancy new ones. Anyway, just here to say PLEASE don't ruin Morticia Addams for me. :( I love her so..and this dried up bitch is NO Morticia!
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Agreed. She needs to shut her baby cannon already.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Love her shoes, but not feeling the two-toned, uneven hair color or the dress.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
They're smiley cuz there's so many kids around. That's one good thing. But seriously - go away.
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She looks tired, but then again, she's there with Jack Black, and I tire of Jack Black's schtick after about five seconds, too.
Oh please, do shut up.