JJ's In The Hospital!
Grab a bag of Cheetos, hold it close and send good thoughts to little JJ. He apparently suffered a seizure yesterday afternoon while hanging out with his family in Kentwood, LA.
A source told The Sun, “One minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill. He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialed an ambulance."
The ambulance people told Brit it would take their slow asses 30-minutes to get to "Serenity," so Brit Brit decided just to drive him to the hospital herself. Since there were no paps around to hit with her car, she made it to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre in about 25-minutes.
The doctors weren't able to figure out what caused the seizure, so they are keeping JJ in the hospital for observation. Brit Brit stayed with him overnight. Some say KFed is currently on his way to Mississippi to be with his son.
Poor JJ. He'll be okay if he just eats the Jello and doesn't let his mommy sing a lullaby to him without the help of Auto-Tune.
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put simply i just dont care about this woman, make her go away please
Serenity? How about changing that to Malarkey?
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Samro just wishes Lohan was allergic to nuts!
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angel. I know, you have to be so careful, it's crazy what a little tiny bit can do.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:21pm.
peanut allergies are really scary, that's why I can't get over people on planes buses subway who just casually munch on peanuts.
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I'm careful! My step-sister had a crazazy allergy - we couldn't even just spread peanut butter on bread and wipe the knife - we either had to take it to the back room or disinfect immediately afterwards...
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I guy I work with is allergic to nuts, but not p-nuts. I think just walnuts or pecans, or something. Mm, I like nuts.
My 5 year old had to SIGN a form upon entering kindergarten that he understood that it was NOT ok to share ANY of his food with any other child due to food allergies.
Apparently in his class alone there are 3 kids with food allergies, 2 with nut allergies and the other dairy.
And they want me to bake for the back to school night? WTF? I don't know what to fricken by that will be ok for all of them!
Snow <3
My SIL is allergic to p-nutz .... you would be surprised ...she can't eat ANYTHING
peanut allergies are really scary, that's why I can't get over people on planes buses subway who just casually munch on peanuts. Yeah, but if I lit up a cig everyone would shit themselves with fear
(ps I am not allergic to peanuts but I know people and litle kids who are)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:14pm.
"In children, eggs, milk, peanuts, soy and wheat are the main culprits. Children typically outgrow their allergies to milk, egg, soy and wheat, while allergies to peanuts, tree nuts, fish and shrimp usually are not outgrown."
This is why you do not experiment with your childs diet.
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I don't think they have a diet
sadness
Common Symptoms of an Allergic Reaction to Food
Symptoms typically appear within minutes to two hours after a person has eaten the food to which he or she is allergic.
Tingling sensation in the mouth
Swelling of the tongue and throat
Difficulty breathing
Hives
Vomiting
Abdominal cramps
Diarrhea
Drop in blood pressure
Loss of consciousness, and death
"In children, eggs, milk, peanuts, soy and wheat are the main culprits. Children typically outgrow their allergies to milk, egg, soy and wheat, while allergies to peanuts, tree nuts, fish and shrimp usually are not outgrown."
This is why you do not experiment with your childs diet.
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:20pm.
I could kick AOL's gossip editor's ass. Her explanation? "He JUST had a serious allergic reaction, not a seizure".
JUST?!?!?!?
As if a seizure were more dangerous than a serious allergic reaction! Are these people terminally stupid or are they currently on glue? A serious allergic reaction is only about a thousand times more likely to be fatal than one single seizure.
Morons. Total and complete morons.
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I think he ate some of her happy pills.
Dont want to think it but it is possible.
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A Terrible allergic reaction?
WTF did that bitch feed him?
HONEY?
iHeartHaters on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:25pm
Firstly, tank you
&P.P.S.I didn't ram my shopping cart into some deserving cunt. That was my random act of kindness for the day:)
Yea, those ho's that pay with crumbled up singles and change at the self check out and forget to use their coupons and have to have it done all over again.
Ok, it happened to me, on a weekend busy day while I was PMS'ing.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:43pm.
There is no room for "potential" when one is a parent. NORMAL people don't get do overs, they get their kids taken away, permanently.
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One of the many reasons why I love you BB, speak it grrrrrl!
P.S. I was humming PoPozao all the way through the grocery store:P
P.P.S.I didn't ram my shopping cart into some deserving cunt. That was my random act of kindness for the day:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I could kick AOL's gossip editor's ass. Her explanation? "He JUST had a serious allergic reaction, not a seizure".
JUST?!?!?!?
As if a seizure were more dangerous than a serious allergic reaction! Are these people terminally stupid or are they currently on glue? A serious allergic reaction is only about a thousand times more likely to be fatal than one single seizure.
Morons. Total and complete morons.
Clarissamundo! *Slurps* back at you!!! :o)
El B!!!!!
Slurps to you! Funny fucker!
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Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:06pm.
Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested.
Some fruit?
UPDATE: "Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow."
JJ was brought to the hospital after experiencing "a terrible allergic reaction". According to a source, "He broke out in hives, was itchy, and irritable".
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:42pm.
Isn't "vague and unresponsive" a pretty good description of the whole family anyhow?
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Precisely my point. They gonna have to look a whole lot deeper than that!
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Isn't "vague and unresponsive" a pretty good description of the whole family anyhow?
All kidding aside, I hope this little boy does not have seizures. That is one more problem he does not need. I hope Shitney didn't leave out the nail glue or crack or whatever and Jayden got hold of it.
Dramz: Only if he sings "Mandy"!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy, that's fine, but you WILL be coming to Vegas w/ me for Barry's show! I'm not taking no for an answer!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowy, can we get Nathan's Hotdogs after? Pretty please w/ sugar on top? (I'll wear my TEAM SNOWY sandwich board & ring my bell!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
drama: you are invited to the ass kicking
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Fuck all this noise!!!!
WHERE IS COMINGBACK????!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:20pm.
exactly
see what I mean
come to 53rd and Madison and tell me that shit to my face
I wanna come!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
exactly
see what I mean
come to 53rd and Madison and tell me that shit to my face
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:17pm.
Oh, dang it, just read all you other ho's got poles
like a bunch of Kardashians in training....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Never mind. Goodbye!
When I hear Serenity, I think of old lady incontinence pads.
I would rename the house.
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She's flat and that's that!
Oh, dang it, just read all you other ho's got poles. Okay, I'll bring beer and snax.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:07pm.
rickilake, SERENITY NOW!!!!
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can we celebrate Festivus for the rest of us this year?
After Mrs K's Latke Party, of course.
Sweet! I'll bring the pole!
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:11pm.
shiny and serene.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:11pm
sweet awesomeness!!
PSL, i'll meet you at Michael's. Let's get stuff for the invitations!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by NYAPPLES on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:08pm.
i go shower and shave my hoohaa and you guys are still bickering.
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oh no! now we're destroying the name of the house, "Serenity"..
did you get your hoohaa nice and shiny?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Farrah LOL we celebrate Festivus at my office, we have a pole and everything
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Farrah, I have a pole we can use!
hahahhahaha
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:07pm.
rickilake, SERENITY NOW!!!!
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can we celebrate Festivus for the rest of us this year?
After Mrs K's Latke Party, of course.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Trudat: Serenity? Maybe it was supposed to be a place where the kids could get away...which is nice...but I think they need a place with NO fancy name so they could take a moment to get offa their high horses.
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Ricki- it's kind of like how people name a teeny tiny dog Bruiser. It's like having fun with opposites!
What gets me is that if she's soooo sick of being hounded and in the spotlight and it is soooo hard on her that she has to have a house to go to named Serenity, then why the FUCK is she restarting her career? Bitch, pick a side and stay there. Cunt.
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i go shower and shave my hoohaa and you guys are still bickering. we can all hate and love celebs at dlisted all we wantm, just tell others what they can and cannot say. That includes the haters, hate all you want but others have the right to come here and vent their shit and praise or not praise whomever they want.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
rickilake, SERENITY NOW!!!!
heehee
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover