Monday, November 10th 2008

HoHan Isn't A Full-Time Gayelle

It's obvious to everyone that HoHan and SamRo are eating each other's fish biscuits. I mean, if you look close enough you can probably spot one of HoHan's ginge pubies in SamRo's teeth. HoHan sort of admitted it to Harper's Bazaar, but wouldn't name names. HoHan said, "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing."

Even though HoHan is currently doing the labia lambada with SamRo, she doesn't consider herself a full-time lezzie. When asked if she was a lezzzzzzzbian, she said, "No." But when asked if she was bi (wanna try?) she said, "Maybe. Yeah."

Who needs labels anyway?! Sometimes you feel like an Oreo cookie, sometimes you feel like a Vanilla Wafer and most of the time you feel like a Mother's Circus Animal Cookie. That analogy makes no fucking sense (what's new?), but I have Mother's cookies on the brains in a bad way. Seriously, I think I ate like 4 bags this weekend and I only have 4 bags left. I hope the world ends soon, because I don't know what I'm going to do when I eat my last bag.....

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Posted by: Michael K


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LOLz @ labia lambada. Good way to crack me up for the start of a week :D

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Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:16am.
all right, i am not going to spam any more, just please all of you be kind, and tell your friends who are interested in dating. sugarbabymeet.com will be the best place for them, cuz i am running it. trust me

Holy shit! I think this turn of events makes LoLo our new god(dess)!
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Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:16am.
all right, i am not going to spam any more, just please all of you be kind, and tell your friends who are interested in dating. sugarbabymeet.com will be the best place for them, cuz i am running it. trust me
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wait, did you just say you were not gonna spam anymore and then did the exact opposite? Interesting..*holding chin á la Tim Gunn*

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Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:16am.
all right, i am not going to spam any more, just please all of you be kind, and tell your friends who are interested in dating. sugarbabymeet.com will be the best place for them, cuz i am running it. trust me

*SHOCKED FACE*

Oh honey I will spread the word like thunder bird if you keep your promise on not spamming.

*Pisses my self*

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Submitted by Parker on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:59am.

SamRo needs to dump the LiLo. What the hell is she getting out of it? More exposure, I guess? Not worth it.
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I agree, Dr. Rockzo.

Sh*t, now I'm having crazy ideas about how Lindsay and Dr. Rockzo should hook up!

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I found the oxy clean dude on a website for broke bears who love leather daddy long times.
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How anyone could possibly find SamRo attractive is beyond my comprehension.

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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:09am.
Miffed omg is that on your babys birth certificate to?

Baby Miffed 6 pounds 7 ounces
Delivered by Dr. Cockburn...

Thats good stuff! too funny!

No in Oz we don't have doc's name on cert's. disappointing hey lol. It was spelled Cockburn but she pronounced it as Coburn.

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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:04am.

Dude did you see that s pod spammer talking to us omg it was so freaky. Like when the radio talks to you omg nooooooooo
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the spammer? i thought it was just a lonely person "looking foh lo' in all the wong pllaaaceess"
it askeeres me when the TV talks to me. Specially the Oxy dude. Wait, he fascinates me. I need to buy his shit!!!

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Clarisse: I hope you shot at his ass from a plane YOU REPUGS GET OFF MY BACK LAWN!
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Snowy,
I thought i caught a millionare in my back-yard once...but it was just a pesky repubelican.

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Pod person? I don't know why, but that totally cracked me up.

I love "Mean Girls," but I feel like anyone could have played Cady. Janis, Damian, & Mr. Duvall are the reasons to watch it. Anfrony?
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Miffed omg is that on your babys birth certificate to?

Baby Miffed 6 pounds 7 ounces
Delivered by Dr. Cockburn...

Thats good stuff! too funny!
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Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:04am.
of course i m , omg , what r u thinking about ? u thought i am not a real person ?????????

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Could you like type proper words? And grammar and proper punctuation? please?

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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:56am.

OMG would it not be cool if you had a proctologist named Dr. Dick?

Or Dr. Poke?

Ohhhhh Id laugh at that all day long.

LoLo when I was pregnant with my 2nd child my gyno's name was Dr. Cockburn- no lie!

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chilly0047 you have a flat ass? how you gonna catch a millionaire with that backyard?
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 11/10/2008 -

PS, done any good movies lately? Didn't think so
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PS2: done any good movies EVER?? i hate this beesh. I can't believe she hasn't worked in forever and she still gets to shop, dine, etc.
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I am so scared right now!
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_Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:04am.
of course i m , omg , what r u thinking about ? u thought i am not a real person ?????????

If you are not a pod person then please stop SPAMMING US FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Ok thanks!

NONE OF US are looking for dates on any website.

I swear i will help you fill out applications at a Walmart or something so you dont have to spam.

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Shes on the cover of Harper's Bazaar, of course shes still on the dick how else do you explain her getting a magazine cover? What is she doing besides promoting her relationship?

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Um...is the spammer talking back??? Um, that skeers me.

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LoLo's picture

Farah is a hot bitch.
Discuss!

Dude did you see that s pod spammer talking to us omg it was so freaky. Like when the radio talks to you omg nooooooooo!
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*waits for post later on this afternoon about Michael Lohan making a statement*

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

of course i m , omg , what r u thinking about ? u thought i am not a real person ?????????

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I think they are a cute couple.Lindsay does need to upgrade her look,she has been in a rut for awhile style/looks wise.I liked her with dark hair like in her stripper movie.I never thought she was a full on lez,kinda figured she was bi.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by chilly0047 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:52am
yeah, they also teach you how to fuck yourself with a Ginzu Knife.. I think i've told you every morning. Let me know where i can see your profile so i can hunt you down and kill you, thanks.

ooooonnnnn Topic: I guess for Hohan, gender doesn't really matter. fer reals. Sugar Mommy, Sugar Daddy, as long as her ass is well taken care of (broke azz beesh), she won't give a fuck what's she's sucking on. As long as it drips $$$

On Topic #2: LoLo, u crazy HORZ! i didn't get to discuss in the Brit Brit one. I feel left out, like... i have my own my opinions and shit.. the NERVE!!
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Yeah, labels are lame. Hillbilly, hick, jock, nerd. I don't think there is one that describes me.

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Submitted by totalsse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:58am.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:56am.

MK would you please do something about these fucking spammers.
hi dr dick ? where r u from ?

AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YOURE FREAKING ME OUT MAN!!!!! OMG ITS TALKING!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WHERES MY TIN FOIL HAT !!!

OMG IS YOU REALLY POD PEOPLES???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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SamRo needs to dump the LiLo. What the hell is she getting out of it? More exposure, I guess? Not worth it.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:56am.

MK would you please do something about these fucking spammers.
hi dr dick ? where r u from ?

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:56am.

OMG would it not be cool if you had a proctologist named Dr. Dick?

Or Dr. Poke?

Ohhhhh Id laugh at that all day long.
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SamRon does seem to be having a positive effect on her. I guess she ran out of men.
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God Lindsay, I am so over you, your nasty gf, and your overly-processed 'blonde' fucking hair. PS the LA Looks-gelled up crimpy mermaid nastiness thing was so late '90s. Welcome to the end of the aughts, bitch.

PS, done any good movies lately? Didn't think so.

How's Ugly Betty going?

Oh.

Dr. Dick's picture

MK would you please do something about these fucking spammers.

LoLo's picture

her profile was on a millionare dating site
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Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site *******"sU gar B aby Meet . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.

I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I

heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?