Monday, November 10th 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My no-no nearly barfed when I first saw these pictures of homegirl without his wig! This is some "Mr. Clean goes to the leather bar" bullshit! Johnny Travolta apparently removed the tortured pussy bush from his head for a movie role, but you know his lady love Tommy Girl begged him to do it. Tommy was getting coochie seizures just thinking about scooting his Scientolohole all over Johnny's smooth head. Now Johnny doesn't have to bother with a pesky bald cap while playing "Xenu, may I?" with Tommy.

Here's more of Johnny feeling bald and beautiful while filming a movie in Paris with Cokey Eyes Meyers.

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

Scary!

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slappyou's picture

as gay as gay can be

SoBelle's picture

Revolta actually looks a little less revolting with this new look, although I still can't stand him for many reasons (first and foremost for not getting his son, Jett, help for his autism.) With this look I could totally see him hanging out at The Blue Oyster Bar, dancing the tango with a leather daddy to El Bimbo.

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amle's picture

This is the shoot for Pierre Morel’s “From Paris With Love”. The film is based on an original screenplay by Besson and Adi Hasak about a young embassy worker and an American secret agent who cross paths while working on a high-risk mission in Paris.

Yumm JRM

amle's picture

More JRM please. He is so crazy hot.

luscious_t's picture

I kinda think this look works for him...

I think he kinda looks like Ming, the Flash Gordon villain.
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I need more cowbell's picture

He looks so much better without the toupee-hope he never wears it again! What a difference.

lol

he looks a lot younger though

and dare i say..a lil sexy

Team Valtrex's picture

At least now they'll be less friction when he shoves his head up Tom Cruise's ass.

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Creepella's picture

That wig was made from Tommy Girl's pubes, I just know it.

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RJII's picture

umm. he's hot this way. Looks like a sexy modern day pirate.

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Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:15pm.

Snap out of it!! It's the tequila talking.

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TheBreakdown's picture

now Travolta is channeling hot guido?!

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jussayin's picture

me likey!

I can see him in a Kojak remake....

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xultar's picture

Keep the look girlfriend cuz u lookie kinda hot.

ahhh did I say that out loud?

LOVE SHATNER's picture

He used to look so hot! Homegirl looks beat! Still, at least he took off the dead rat on his head. He looks marginally better.

mommy2kai's picture

You know, if I had no knowledge of his whackjob 'religion', I would find him hot. I daresay, I would hit that.

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.Child.'s picture

sexy bald headed man

justice's picture

Not bad Johnny, not bad. He can definitely carry the bald head off!!

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Aunt Bea's picture

As much as I find him revolting - I have to say he was funny in "Hairspray"

Einah Teb's picture

He looks good this way! Better!

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QueenCharisma's picture

I love JRM in all his fucked up glory!

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Submitted by MtlMama on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 2:04pm.
Anyone else think he looks like Anton LaVey?

Good call!

Gabriela's picture

I'm sickened when I think of his attitude toward his son's autism and his church's position on homosexuality. He's a mental midget and a coward, with or without hair.

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irl500girl's picture

I love me some John Revolta!
He looks soooo much better.
Yip, I agree. . .he needs to embrace the bald and work with it. Please don't go back to wigs, weaves or sprays. That shit only brings on the jokes - don't fool no body.

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SoMissDelicious's picture

Ugh I can just barely make myself type it.. he looks g..g...go...good. There I said it. He looks less gayface with the leather daddy top look

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Zedrie's picture

I think he looks way better. He needs to embrace the bald long-term.

omar's picture

He looks like the villain from the Flash Gordon cartoon! (I think it was Ming the Merciless or something) Whatever. This guy's a crazy Scientologist freakshow.

DR.FUNK's picture

It's a good look.I say keep it.

Call me crazy, but he actually looks good with the bald head. I've always thought his face was attractive...

Justina's picture

JRM looks rode hard!

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He does look like that cartoon drawing of Xenu from the 80's video the Scientologist use to show the Cleared ones.

The shit ain't right.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Shit man my heart jumped for real, this is SCARY. Gayvolta is major antichrist material.

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Actrss16's picture

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. I would hit that. Yes. I would. Intoxicated.

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JRM my cokey eyed crush! What is he doing touching baldyvolta.
I agree the bald is much more 'butch' and a better look for Johnny.

Does anyone else have the uncomfortable feeling that Leather Daddy is fantasizing in those photos about being spanked and tied up by Coke-Eyes?

Sibsi's picture

Damn... that is just atrocious.

WTF is going on with Cokey eyes' face btw?

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Stock Broker's picture

Satan + Mr. Clean = John Gayvolta

The only thing he's missing is a leather fringed jacket and Tommy Girl wearing a studded dog collar.

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Give me my fucking soul back, you asshole! And my stilettos, I know you have them.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

He looks like a leather Daddy to me,break out the chaps!

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Kelkundici's picture

I think he looks better like this. Give up fighting the bald and work with it!

So now he looks like a MACHO gay dude, sort of a leather daddy look.

At least he isn't rocking that spray-on hair he's had since forever. Creepy,but a def improvement.

rotten_egg's picture

I like how he looks like bald. He can pull it off.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

I loathe this cretinous fool, and now he looks totally super gay.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

He and his playmate can now play "Grease the Cueball".

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snvo's picture

Much better than that busted wig he was wearing.

Hekki's picture

I think it's hot. He does look gayer, but more butch. MUCH better. MUCH MUCH better.

JRM creeps me out. He would be a really scary zombie character.

I think he looks kinda hot. I think my manpussy just spasmed.