Monday, November 10th 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My no-no nearly barfed when I first saw these pictures of homegirl without his wig! This is some "Mr. Clean goes to the leather bar" bullshit! Johnny Travolta apparently removed the tortured pussy bush from his head for a movie role, but you know his lady love Tommy Girl begged him to do it. Tommy was getting coochie seizures just thinking about scooting his Scientolohole all over Johnny's smooth head. Now Johnny doesn't have to bother with a pesky bald cap while playing "Xenu, may I?" with Tommy.
Here's more of Johnny feeling bald and beautiful while filming a movie in Paris with Cokey Eyes Meyers.
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Steve Harvey, Is Dat you? LMWAO
Thanks Mom that puke stain did come out!
My Mother is probably dying inside. She loved him with his faux hair. God I hope I don't get the call later today from my Mom's boyfriend telling me that he found her in a tub full of water and blood.
*crosses fingers*
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
DRAINO! Oh lord call the plumber i got some xenu stuck up in my crack yall!
Dee Dee called his head bad moon risin.
That fuckinghilarious
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well now. You've come out as bald so how about, oh I don't know- 'I'm a membe of a cult that was supposed to stop me being gay but didn't so I'm leaving' Or, 'I feel so badly that I neglected my kid because of some daft made up sci fi crap'?
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I wanna write something bad on his scalp.
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:28pm.
Oh yeah wtf is wrong with JRM?
He looks constipated.
does EX Lax work on Xenu jizz buildup? or do you need draino for that?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
God he creeps me out. He was gorgeous when younger but now he makes me weep for baby jesus.
He looks like a member of Bear Force 1.
It's a Scientology ploy. Get the newbie in the room with Travolta, then when the poor soul can't take their eyes off Travola's "bad moon rising", hook them up to the e-meter and brainwash their ass! Brilliant.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:30pm.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 1:28pm.
Oh yeah wtf is wrong with JRM?
He looks constipated.
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He looks like he got smacked with a John Mayer stick.
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cokey eyes?
more like...methface???
Oh. My. Xenu. Gay.
He's been leavin' DNA hair evidence at Tommygirl's again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Tony Manero's uncle, the occultist.
Oh yeah wtf is wrong with JRM?
He looks constipated.
I think some ho got ma and shoved travoltas racoon hair piece up his ass.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is too easy:
He's doing his Vin Diesel impression.
Is another Conehead movie coming out?
So..Bruce Willis must not have been available.
Ok, I guess those aren't that funny, but I tried. My nose is stuffy so I'm short on oxygen to the brain today.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers. I'm going to remember how hot he used to be and go back to bed.
JRM always seems to be rockin that vneck tshirt and a jacket look which looks like shit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
my bagina just went on strike looking at this freak!
She walked out my pants with a poster that said AWWW HAIL NO!
Bitch cant spell real good either.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
See that, Britaloonies! I'm about to get beat down!
LOL
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Fuck he looks like a bouncer in some pseudo-hip club. Or like a dirty lecher with an extra helping of creepiness.
Rhys still looks do-able tho.
Own it!
ha ha in the side views you can see where his actual hairline ends, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Arrrrrrrgh!
My vagina just sealed itself shut.
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
he looks 100 times better. Embrace the bald Vincent Vega
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ha! I was gonna say: That looks like a hot John Travolta. And waddyaknow!?
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It's ironic that the removal of Travolta's "lid" makes him look like a top.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
eeek......
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover