Tuesday, November 11th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 10th!
You scream. I scream. We all scream for....SHIT IT'S NOT ICE CREAM! - MstrFantastic66
Runners-up:
As a response to an overflow of consumer complaints, the makers of Alli attempt to make the unpleasent volcano of liquid lava that shoots out of your colon more user friendly by adding a special chemical that changes your "oily anal discharge" to "marshmallowy anal froth". - LoLo
The secret Japanese laboratory where the precise mixture of Xtina's makeup is poured out for the day. - ImpertinentVixen
If you build it 2 girls will come with a cup. - justinm7
Thanks Amber
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MstrFantastic66 that was funny. Congrats!
Congrats winners!! LoLo♥♥ and ImpertinentVixen♥♥ way to go funnay hos!
*pours out Wendy's frostie*
Super funny winners, well deserved clowns!!! :o)
Congrats winners! How do you come up with al this funny shit!! :-)
xoxo
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Thanks Peeps!!! Congats to Lolo as well!
Congratulations funny sluts!!!! :)
lol...congrats everyone, specially Lolo & ImpertinentVixen
Oh yay times! Spank yew MK!
ha ha ha ha good jobbie job kids!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMAO guys! Congratulations weiners.
Interesting!
My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** WEALTHYkiss.COM *** It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
LOLO! my Beyotch! IV LMAO congrats!
justinm7 TOLD YA! ;)
MstrFantastic66 that one was soooo funny too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
mah beesh LoLo should have won just because she melted mah brains and it's not even 11am..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I think this is the first time ALL of the winners made me truly lol.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
frickin awesoem you guys!! funny shit!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hilarious winners!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Congrats winners!! :D
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Lest we forget.
You NASTAY, LoLo!
Congrats, hos:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
It's just Tommy Girl getting ready for his annual colonoscopy.
Trimspa Baby!!
"Scientists are still amazed at the amount of fat sucked out of Perez Hiltons gullet."
What the folks at 'bucks were really putting in Britney's frappuccinos.
Today on The View: Evidence of Star Jones' Liposuction.
THIS is what Mr. Sulu was doing in the closet for all those years?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
2 hosers 1 cup
And YOU think your job is shitty!!!
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Karma baby ~~ Go get you some!!!
Awwwwwwwww ~ This is how they make that 'fake' dog shit that they sell at Spencer's gifts.
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Shit happens!!!
Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
IT'S THE POO-POO PLATTER FACTORY!
After missing three condo payments, a desperate Dr. Nygen finally agrees to release the Star Jones liposuction photos to The World Weekly News.
ø¤°º¤ aka Geminat ø¤ºø.
http://geminat.com
That ain't ice cream!
Port-o-Potty test results came back negative:
Oprah does not shit gold.
"Izzie! Get your ass in here and help me with this colostomy bag or I'll tell Bailey who those panties belong to."
Old Chinese proverb: One from column A and one from column B equal big ugly mess.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Harry's peen after Albus Dumbledore has seen Equus.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yawd
And they're, like, it's betta than yaws!
Damn right, it's betta than yaws!
I could teach you
But I'd have to chawge.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
All of the shit from Bush's head surprises us all.
"Sit tight Mr. Travolta, your colonic is almost over..."
One Hose, 1 Vat..a day in the life of Paris Hilton.
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
The pictures they didn't show in Kerry Katonas "new body" Exclusive to OK magazine .
I can accomplish the same effect with one trip to Taco Bell.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
China knew the milk was probably tainted again when it started to come out of the tubes as pure human feces.
one chink one vat
CORRECTION: The editor apologizes for miscrediting the source of the picture. It actually came from www.softies.com, not www.boners.com.
Somethin in the milk ain't clean alright.
Louisiana's healthiest snack: Yogurt Dog Craps! Brighten your day by substituting the regular stuff for healthy, high energy craps! Certified by the Chinese government!
New porno: One Guy, Huge Cup
Kwispy Kweme Beijing.
Saint Angelina sends her daily colonic contents to the lab for testing
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Changs daughters, Fook you and Fook me, were so full of cum their stomachs had to be pumped.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Oh, the poor sushi chef who got demoted to being Paris Hilton's enema guy.