Monday, November 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
You know Mischa Barton wants to smoke that shit she's wearing - Lainey Gossip
Separated at the buffet - Hollywood Tuna
Drew Barrymore fights the fight against Prop 8 - Towleroad
Kate Moss probably just ate a chickpea for lunch - Popsugar
Scary Spice is renewing her wedding vows in Egypt. Haven't they been married for like ten seconds? - Egotastic!
Miley's dude is heavy petting his way to the top - Just Jared
Ceiling Eyes fake titties are growing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A fuglydumbwhore in Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag
Mimi sounds like shit - IDLYITW
A tour of Brit Brit's tattoos - Cityrag
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MK!!!! That's not a fuglydumbwhore!!!
That's Benji Madden!!!
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I wouldn't be surprised. In that yellow dress, she shows quite a gut in profile, and her street clothes are very baggy for her.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why no 'Moss knocked up' debate? She sat at our table in the pub last week and was on the bitter lemon all night and kept turning down blow... Not that I can imagine her caring all that much but still!
A rolling Mischa gathers no moss. Guess she hasn't rolled in awhile.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Mischa better watch out. Mophead might attack her, thinking she's a feather duster.
How much longer do we have to pretend to care about Miley and her little queer toy?
lol! thanks
didn't her publicist say it was glitter or makeup LAST time that happened?
xxyxz -
http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/genetic_opera_02_wenn215961...
Unless, you know, she got a little glitter up her nose.
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
Submitted by irreverence on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:12pm.
what picture? I wanna see
I spy white boogers in Paris's nose. Shocking!
Too weird to live; too rare to die.
i love hidden faces
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hekki see, now I think it's for real again and not photoshop, IDK but it's funny as hell
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
snowpiece: Oh. Did I find that link because of D-listed? Sometimes I can't remember where I find things... Anystew, they have hidden faces in their jelly, too.
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/10/30/terrifying-faces-in-broccoli-update-f...
Paris looks like she's 50 plastic-surgery years old. And I suspect she's paying Benji Madden to be her "boyfriend". Or maybe blackmailing him.
Hekki I know, LOL that's what I was talking about but then angel or nova told me it was photoshop and killed my buzz!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece: "I see faces, like in the broccoli"
Snowy, check THIS shit out!:
http://www.urlesque.com/2008/10/23/tiny-faces-hidden-in-broccoli-freaks-...
Snow for president!
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 4:01pm.
snowy- good job for making it educational. Holy crap, I totally forgot how to spell educational for a second. Must be the cold medisin.
NOPE! not TEH MEDICINE! You just been hanging out on the interwebs with me too long.
I make people spell like crap!
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lmao LoLo, 'scuse, me, UNICEF is on the line, gotta run....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Seasame Street called. Big Bird is missing one of his turds.
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Mischa must've gotten the memo regarding her cankles. The heels help slim her ankles slightly.
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snowy- good job for making it educational. Holy crap, I totally forgot how to spell educational for a second. Must be the cold medisin.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:55pm.
Agreed. I hate trashy-looking tattoos like hers, they just incite prejudice against tattoos in general when well-done ones can look really good. When I wanted to get one (at 22) I slept on the decision for 5 or 6 months.
Her tattoos are like her "boo boos" -- you can't put 3 seconds of planning into something and then think you're not going to totally hate it (or them) 6 months down the road. Not that she necessarily hates her tattoos, but I do! And I would if I was her!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:57pm.
You are saving the youth one child at a time.
Imagine the chain reaction your actions could have on that generation?
It starts with one well informed child....
Maybe she will spread the good word to other girls?
She will be like Moses and the Ten Things We Arent Posed to do?
She can stand on the lunch table with a TV guide and warn us against Paris's burning bush!
VIVA LA SNOW PIECE!
Fuck Saint Angie! YOU ARE SAVING THE YOUTH!
ha ha ha ha!
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LOL KD, I can't say no to her! we had McDonalds fries and KFC biscuits for dinner followed by candy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Lo; O M G her voice is like fingernails on a black board. and it's so obvious she picked not very cute girls to make herself look more attractive. Anyway, I watched the whole thing with the little one because I thought I should moniter what she is watching so I kept pointing out to her how ridiculous Parasite is and by the end she was laughing at hoer (leaving that typo) not with her!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:33pm.
ME, like her?
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YUP!
Snow- my BF was flipping through channels and we say about 5 seconds of it and that was enuff for us! You should have refused that child when she asked to watch it. Me, I just lie and say "Oh no! it looks like this channels was attacked by russia! We'll have to watch something else."
Brits tattoos are all very cheap looking....mainly because she just gets them off the cuff with no planning ahead what-so-ever. She just walks into a shop and points at a picture on the wall and say's "Gimmie dat one, right dere...its sexyeeee!"
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 3:45pm.
Benji Madden!!! JUST SAY NO!!!
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But he's sooo in love! (with Hilton cash). Real short fake bald ultra talentless cretin.
KD, I agree. She;s fading, but she's so desperate to stay famous, she ain't going down without a fight...
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Snow I dont know how you lasted that long!
Poor thing!
KD! ha
She has TEH DICK NOSE too!
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you guys my niece was making me watch Parisite looks for a Friend or whatever it's called. OMG after 5 minutes I was ready to cry and I lubs reality shows!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Unfortunately, I think Paris will be around for awhile longer yet. Maybe they will send her back to jail! That'd be fun! Quarantine her! SHe haz teh syphillis!
Paris, just fucking die already.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Benji Madden!!! JUST SAY NO!!!
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Paris IS a boner killer
That's the melody to funky town!
El B.,
Ugh! Sorry bout that! Sending Paris over to ya and all...next we will send those darling rats that bring the plauge...won't seem so bad.
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We must all fear evil men...but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
chin chin.....most people with stubby legs, have stubby feet....:)
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
My God, check out the thumbnails of the couple from hell in the "Parisite STDs running rampant in Vegas" link. I'd be horribly embarrassed if I were a guy and my girlfriend hovered half a foot over me with feet and hands that dwarfed mine.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
what's that Kaballah tattoo on the back of her grimy neck?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ugh shitney has the worst feet, she has these stubby ass toes that are fucking HORRIBLE
-=meow hiss purr=-
What is with Celebs renewing their wedding vows after being married for 2 months? They are making it trendy, thus stripping it of any meaning it may have previously held. Pfff.
Dementa
Word! The world isn't ready for her to reproduce
Snow, totally. It's like he's one of her four-legged little friends, which is ironic, because it describes her better. Poor BM.
Mischa's got the fat gene and it looks like the cellulite is winning.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snow- eek, BM looks a little like Kid Rock in one of them thumbnails!
ME, like her?
xxyxz, with all the abortions she's had, I'll be shocked if she even has a uterus up there anymore.