Monday, November 10th 2008
Mickey Rourke Is Really Charming
Mickey Rourke was terrorizing the streets of Hollywood last night with one of his victims in tow when one of the paps asked him about the Evan Rachel Wood situation. Evan already denied it, but Mickey put it much more eloquently. He said, "She's a good friend, that's it. And tell that faggot who wrote all that shit in the paper I'd like to break his fucking legs!!"
Does he kiss his face butcher with that mouth?! And Mickey means it. He could break your fucking legs just by looking at them. My leg bones start splintering whenever I look at a picture of his compost-pile face too long.
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Ha, ha!! So big Ectsasy [sic] wrote a song about her.
Not surprised, Mickey has always had issues. An anger management program would be a good start.
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I'm so sick of these has been celebrities throwing the word "FAGGOT" around. Does anyone REALLY care what he is up too? He looks like HELL BOY , but he doesnt need the prosthetics.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:58pm.
Da PUPPEHS IS AWAKE!
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You rock...
and lol - the whole time I'm listening to:
Boot to the head!
Lalala La La!
Boot to the head!
Lalala La La!
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Lalala LA!
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Da PUPPEHS IS AWAKE!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:56pm.
Meh . . . he's too good for Rachael. I say we set him up with a 'refined' lady like Courtney Love ;)
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yeesh!
no one wants to see that!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Meh . . . he's too good for Rachael. I say we set him up with a 'refined' lady like Courtney Love ;)
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Did you hear her heels clicking on the sidewalk? (And I'm not talking about the blonde.)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:36pm.
LOL! I'm sure he is! Just don't cross him!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:19pm.
I'll bet he's a very loyal friend. I would NOT want to be on his bad side!
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He's always been there for me!
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!
the paunch tucked into the giant belt is a nice touch. what the hell is that thing on his upper lip? strange.
"Does he kiss his face butcher with that mouth?! "
LOL, MK. You need a Brooklyn accent for that remark!
Mickey Rourke always had a horribly pockmarked and ugly face. The face lift certainly didn't improve anything. Wasn't he in a movie with Carre Otis where they reportedly got carried away and had sex on the floor in front of the crew? After that I think he tried to be a professional boxer but he didn't get very far. Now he's just a foul-mouthed monster.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:48pm.
I thought Mickey was gay?
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nah, not gay. but i understand he's a sadist.
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If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:49pm.
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don't think I have haha!
thanks for the heads-up, going to run by Costco tomorrow ;D
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:44pm.
Tigerlilly rocks my socks again :D
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have you ever been on a thread with both Tigerlilly and that crazy beesh LoLo??
DEPENDS. You're gonna need them. Costco size.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
and on t: Mickey "Mask" Rourke should be on his knees thanking Jayzuz that bitches even remember his name.
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OBAMALOONIE
Tigerlilly rocks my socks again :D
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OBAMALOONIE
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:09pm.
@Diego--
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:48pm.
Oh, no. I do not accept this. We just got Clay Aiken
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Slap me with a pair of mom jeans, but I like Clay now. He wrote a really thoughtful post for his website/fansite that was very moving (God help me!!) and humble about his coming out.
Dare I say, his words touched me. He represented well with no trace of anger, resentment, or hate of his own. He showed a lot of class.
Argh. That's it, downright beat me with a pair of wet mom jeans.
Then shove them down my throat and edit this post out.
*hangs head in shame*
Does this make me a Claymate?? noooo...
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Beating a Claymate ho with a wet pair of mom jeans is a good way to tenderize they meat. They tend to get a little tough and bitter after the lack of Claymate self lovin' sessions... you know when they found out he smokes pole and not fish....Yeah, all you need to do for delicious juicy soccer mom steaks is take your freshly killed soccer mom Claymate, and...Uh-uh zoo officials, gotta dash....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:18pm.
Nolo!
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In our house we'd say: I'm not having it.
Or: Nooooooo THANK you! (it's all about the emphasis with that one;)
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@Diego--
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:48pm.
Oh, no. I do not accept this. We just got Clay Aiken
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Slap me with a pair of mom jeans, but I like Clay now. He wrote a really thoughtful post for his website/fansite that was very moving (God help me!!) and humble about his coming out.
Dare I say, his words touched me. He represented well with no trace of anger, resentment, or hate of his own. He showed a lot of class.
Argh. That's it, downright beat me with a pair of wet mom jeans.
Then shove them down my throat and edit this post out.
*hangs head in shame*
Does this make me a Claymate?? noooo...
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Oh Ziggy I love you, but the only Latin I understand is of the Pig variety.
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yes, she isk, she is charming that we have so many ppl from ^**^^*SUGAR baby Meet.co m*^*^* wanna take a photo with her....gosh!!!!!!!she is gorgeous....
Mickey Rourke may have been a foul mouthedd homophobic asshole there but he was genuinely good in The Wrestler and I found that refreshing.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:48pm.
Maybe 5 minutes for a cig and a bump.
As fucked up as Mickey looks, I have a soft spot for him
I'll bet he's a very loyal friend. I would NOT want to be on his bad side!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nolo!
Forgive the bluntness, but I am too stunned to consult my Latin texts for the correct grammar.
It is more than likely that Mickey has only the briefest of experiences with Latin, so it may be worth exploring the concept a little.
The English language contains accurately represents the Latin 'volo' with the verb to want. It does not have an accurate representative of nolo however - the opposite of volo.
While we may say 'I don't want,' this is not sufficient. It implies an emptiness. In phenomenological terms, a negative. Rest assured that nolo is not a negative, it is very much a positive - a powerful will to reject, to disswanting.
It is the only concept that I feel can even begin to account for the horror I experience upon reading such acts of aggression.
verbum sat sapienti
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:48pm.
Oh, no. I do not accept this. We just got Clay Aiken. You guys have to keep this one for a while.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:21pm.
I would still do him.
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Ugh. You don't have to, hunny. He's done.
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I thought Mickey was gay? I believe he is.
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i didn't notice him.
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@Sandy---
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:10pm.
You know not to mingle with electronic images of Ron Jeremy without protection. I can't imagine what kind of eHerp your motherboard would become infected with.
Let's face it, pus ooozing from a laptop is NOT hot.
And Ron Jeremy looks more and more like Jon Lovitz lately. Sad cuz I always liked Lovitz.
If you have Norton AntiVirus, I'd think you'd be pretty safe, but I'd swig some penicillin just in case.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Wow...he used to be so hot. Anyway, he has Gus beat in the ugly department by miles. Gus at least had personality.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:05pm.
Aaaaaheeeahhaaapfffft: I found the chicaloca msg. Ta, just what I needed. Can you tell I dislike that cunt with all mah dark heart?
Now, down to real business, how can I search for a Ron Jeremy pic without infesting mah 'puter with porn? I be too scared to search lest I die tomorrow and the cops find Ron Jeremy porn on mah lappy.
I saw some movie once about a porn chick that had sex with like a million dudes in a row for some film, and Ron Jeremy performed. Ack Ack Ackety Ack yack. I hate!
Wow, the 1972 el porno mustache really adds a whole new pinnacle of SKANK SKANK SKANK!!!!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Didn't he beat up carrie otis?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:52pm.
Frankly, my dear, both are the stuff of nightmares.
Did you find the gift I left you under the Angie Jo Twins post?
*snickers wickedly to self*
And it's only cuz I luuurve you.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by jiggywiddit
Now Jiggy, about your avie nekkidness...viz a vee Ron Jeremy and the Oompa Loompa. Do you want Ron's head on Oompa, or Ron's head IN Ooompa?
mentally defective minds at play here kids..................
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
@BB--
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:21pm.
I would still do him.
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No. I will schedule an intervention for your ass if I ever hear you talk like that again.
Respect yourself, for the love of all things DListed.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Mickey Rourke looks fucking awful. He got a China man face lift just like Reynolds and Rogers. I do have some respect for Kenny Rogers though, because he came clean and publicly said he hated his work and that it was a mistake and he wanted to try to find a surgeon to fix it. Fuck, I'm only 39, my husband is 55 and he just keeps on getting better and better looking with age. He is a fine looking man that ages like a great wine. Kind of like Sean Connery or Tony Bennett. Don't fuck with a good thing if you have it. Those were all great looking men who destoryed their looks.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:29pm.
Five minutes to smoke a cigarette?
Is she a sex hooker?
Did she suck his cock in the parking lot?
ESCANDALO! LOL
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Bwahahaha angel!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:20pm.
Hello again, Snowy. I've missed talking to ya lately.
MWAH.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
his new name should be icky mickey.
Hi_hater:
george jefferson rules!
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Guess we know where he stands on the Prop 8 issue. And these fucking spammers should be beaten. Now they're trying to shill for shitty Vegas shows that no one wants to see?
Yeeeaahh...who wants to follow this mess around? Why not spend your time in Vegas! Criss Angel has a new show he put together with Cirque Du Soleil, that I work with Cirque an heard its pretty incredible! Visit this site for more info...youtube.com/cirquelasvegas
I think that everyone is being a little too hard on this douche bag. Remember he was a "professional" boxer for awhile. That fucked up his face. And I don't think his vocabulary ever progressed beyond a 6th grade boy's level...
And I'm sure that his parent's were brother and sister had something to do with it.
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Five minutes to smoke a cigarette?
Is she a sex hooker?
Did she suck his cock in the parking lot?
ESCANDALO! LOL
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I bet the reason Mickey Rourke looks like a used up undewear skid mark is because he experiments on plastic surgery himself.
He's macho that way.