Monday, November 10th 2008

Mickey Rourke Is Really Charming


Mickey Rourke was terrorizing the streets of Hollywood last night with one of his victims in tow when one of the paps asked him about the Evan Rachel Wood situation. Evan already denied it, but Mickey put it much more eloquently. He said, "She's a good friend, that's it. And tell that faggot who wrote all that shit in the paper I'd like to break his fucking legs!!"

Does he kiss his face butcher with that mouth?! And Mickey means it. He could break your fucking legs just by looking at them. My leg bones start splintering whenever I look at a picture of his compost-pile face too long.

Posted by: Michael K


Coffee's picture

That's no way to speak about James Lipton. The guy's old and well respected.

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Submitted by RollinStoned on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:18pm.

He wishes he had his dick, too.

DeeDee's picture

Mickey has a potty mouth.

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I love hearing about Mick! He's so happy to be out and working AND ON TMZ!

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I would still do him.Who is the babe?She is a hottie.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:07pm.

Seriously what kind of "surgeon" is allowed to work on faces & make them look like that?? Mickey needs a full refund.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:07pm.

Seriously what kind of "surgeon" is allowed to work on faces & make them look like that?? Mickey needs a full refund.

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sigh. mickey used to be so beautiful.

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Mickey wish he looked like toxic avenger

That's the melody to funky town!

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Hekki--
Rough around the edges?!?

That's one way of putting it.

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Way to appeal to a progressive fan base, idiot! You and your movie are now on my boycott list.

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Submitted by RollinStoned on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 5:12pm.

Oh yeah, it was! I watched for the first time...it's no Tromeo and Juliet but it has its moments.

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Rollin Stoned that is a classic!

Hekki you are right. he has always been an ass face.

Same douche mouth, different face, on the same neck....
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Hekki's picture

Well, it's not like Mickey Rourke is acting out of character. Hasn't he always been a little rough around the edges?

Eh, whatever. It's all publicity for their movie, anyway.

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hahaha Lolo lady

Toxic Avnger was on the tube the other day

That's the melody to funky town!

LoLo's picture

Well if it looks like a piece of shit
Talks like piece of shit
Smells like a piece of shit
Then it must be a piece of shit!

I now show no mercy on your mug of fug!

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whatever Mickey, I don't like you anymore, and tell your grand daughter she's not all that.
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It looks like they're dating to me.

Evan likes them old crazy and fugly.

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By the look of it...he DID talk to his face butcher that way. ...and the Doc was PISSED OFF and ripped Mickey's face a new vagina!!

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ASL posted pictures of a Halloween party Mickey attended with a black boyfriend.

Time for an attitude adjustment, Olive Loaf.

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Seriously what kind of "surgeon" is allowed to work on faces & make them look like that?? Mickey needs a full refund.

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