Monday, November 10th 2008
So Long, Gus
The world is a prettier place today (that's a bad thing), because Gus, the world's ugliest dog, has gone on to heaven at the age of 9. His family said he suffered from cancer.
The one-eyed, three-legged Chinese Crested was rescued from a shitty home and adopted by a family in Florida. He lost one of his legs because of a skin tumor and lost one of his eyes in a cat fight. You should see the pussy.
Gus entered the World's Ugliest Dog contest in Norther California this past summer and won the top prize. The prize money was used towards Gus' radiation treatment.
Rest in peace, Gus.... I know you are permanently winkin' at us from above, where you were just crowned the Most Beautiful Dog in the Heaven.
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RIP little Gus. I still remember your predecessor, Sam the Ugliest Dog. These poor Chinese Crested dogs HAVE to be slathered in sunscreen when they go outdoors. They are very prone to sunburn and skin cancer because of their lack of hair and pigment in their skin. You have to be willing to take good care of this kind of dog and put sunscreen on it every time you take it outdoors. Sad.
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RIP little Gus. You're a cutie for sure.
MK is such a softie for animals. Nice :-)
what a dog's life he had! poor mutt :(
rest in peace, buddy!
Rest in peace, Gus.... I know you are permanently winkin' at us from above, where you were just crowned the Most Beautiful Dog in the Heaven.
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MK I love you dearly. your words touched me so much.
May Gus rest in peace...
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:30am.
...crowned the most beautiful dog in heaven. One of the greatest lines of your career, MK.
I completely agree!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:28am.
You know he's up there getting Snausages from Mr. Rogers, sniffing God's crotch, and getting his belly rubbed by St. Peter.
And drinking from the Bottomless Toilet Bowl.
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That's sweet....he also got his eye and balls back, and he's banging every bitch in Heaven.
RIP Gus.
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Lest we forget.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:38am.
Chinese Crested's always win those contests. Anyway, RIP Gus. Say hi to Ginger and Dutchess 4 me:(
You know he's up there getting Snausages from Mr. Rogers, sniffing God's crotch, and getting his belly rubbed by St. Peter.
And drinking from the Bottomless Toilet Bowl.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Fuck MK, that last line actually made me cry a little.
God's biggest mistake was making pets so damn wonderful.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I love you, MK. Thank you for this sweet post.
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
Indeed, it was the cats+lovers+your avatar.
Pretty creepy stuff if held together on a supposition of character, I guess :)
Anyway, we're drifting off topic. Gus. Awesome dog.
Chinese Crested's always win those contests. Anyway, RIP Gus. Say hi to Ginger and Dutchess 4 me:(
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:35am.
Night Two Cents!
...night Gus!
Furvert - I love it!
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'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:53am.
Awesome. Missing a limb...hasn't got an eye (even a brown one)...it's meant to be. Gus may not have the same ring to it as Kevin, but it does make me love him even more :)
Well, sleepy time is beckoning and Gus is giving me the nudge...
Night, you fervert.
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I do think you need to name him something ending in 'en.
Kevin...
Darren ?
Gavin ?
Aron (no, too biblical)
Or in honour of the most beautiful dog in heaven... Gus! (who was only missing one leg whereas the snuggly man aka Kevin is missing two legs)
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
...crowned the most beautiful dog in heaven. One of the greatest lines of your career, MK.
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:14am.
Hell, I even made Kevin with Fireworks! (Photoshop type software program) He's a Ron Jeremy / Oompa Loompa crotchfruit creation. I think LCT asked for one.. I couldn't resist. *Pshop addicted*
And no, I didn't name him after the Aussie prime minister. I stole the name from Ziggy. He wrote a typically interesting and mystical post about his Kevin. Hysterical. Maybe I should rename my 'Kevin'...any suggestions?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:04am.
Now you put it that way...
Kevin + Polyester = Fireworks
I see it all makes sense.
PS You didn't name him after the Aussie prime minister did you?
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:58am.
What! How dare you insult Kevin's taste in PJ's! When we rub together little sparks of burnin hot electricity alight! It's like Fourth of July fireworks in our lovenest.
You're just jellus of our love!!!! H8R!!!!
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Well I did say 'lover' so I guess I can hardly blame them :-)
Hey, at least my soft toys have fur. That soft toy thing YOU are snuggling up to in bed is wearing a shirt... and I'm pretty sure its 50% polyester (the horror!)
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:45am.
Suuuure you did...HAHA!
I think Dlisted is the only place in the world where saying you admire cats makes you a fluffy toy f*ucker! Hehehe. Go figure!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:38am.
Ew gross!
LOL
When I said cats were the 'perfect lovers' I meant the way they are so loving and snuggly. I think maybe I should clarify that.
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:07am.
Jintess,
Sorry for being a dumb but is a 'furry' a person who likes cats?
Like a furry (cat) or a hairy (dog)?
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Hey Wyle E. I think Jitness was saying you're one of these people:
http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Furry
The article implies some people have a 'more than just friends' attachment to plush toys or animal costumed friends.
BTW - Cats are the James Bond of animals. LMTO!
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Jintess,
Sorry for being a dumb but is a 'furry' a person who likes cats?
Like a furry (cat) or a hairy (dog)?
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:56pm.
RIP Gus. Cats are full of personality and so fun to watch, but dogs imo, are angels with tails in place of wings.
Cheers to Gus, who saw the ugly side of humans and only gave back beauty. Chase those cats, gnaw those bones and lick your nuggets at your leisure, Mister. No one will judge you where you're at now.
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Nitty...that was so ficken awesome. *wipes tear* What? There's just something in my eye... *sniffles*
RIP little Gus.
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Well then, Wyle E is a furry. Gross to know.
RIP Gus. Agree with MK, Most Beautiful Dog now. Enjoy it, you've more than earned it.
I adore animals. I rescue them. RIP Guz.
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Gus rocked! Where are we gonna find a dog with one leg and one eye missing to replace him?
Didn't he win that competition every year for like, years?
I love cats and I love dogs. Cats fascinate the hell out of me because they are evolutionally (is that a word) perfect. They are perfect killers and perfect lovers. Cats are the James Bond of animals! LOL
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
I am more of a cat person, I must admit. I agree with the sentiments about dogs, but I just want to add that (sadly) the only pure, true love I have ever felt came from a cat.
They do not lie, never deceive. (When they do figure out clever tricks to get out of trouble, we marvel at their intelligence. It's darling.)
I guess what I especially like about cats is that they know the game: They keep a perfect balance of clingy-ness and/or indifference and/or rejection---
I am a mere pawn in the game, but I love every bit of it! I would never live without a pet.
(Yes, that was a very touching sentiment, MK.)
Well, damn it, MK...you made me cry with the last line.
:~)
They should stop naming these "ugliest dog" winners because all dogs are angels. Sorry if that sounds corny, but one of the only proofs of God in this world is the kindness and gentleness of a dog's soul. If there is a God, dogs are definitely angels on Earth. Rest in peace, Gus. You were, are, and always will be beautiful.
Gus is that much more beautiful for having all those physical setbacks and still having an immense capacity to love.
Submitted by happyface on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:01am.
too true
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MK, you might not be aware of this, but you're a fucking sweet bastard who made me cry ans spoil my whore make up with that last line, but thanks for that, bitch!
I still don't get his ugly. If there was a heaven he would be numero uno. Rest in peace. May more people get the love of an animal and understand they are all heavenly. As one of my only idols has said, and am not religious, Ghandi.... “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated” Let there be more people who understand their love and the innocence of animals.____________________________________________
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Poor little guy. RIP.
"Most Beautiful Dog in the Heaven"
Yes, he is........... RIP.
Living well is the best revenge.......
RIP Gus
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Awww...how sad. I hope that little baby is at peace now. Rest comfortably, little one. :)
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awwww, i just watched that contest on animal planet. all of those dogs are so cute.
rest in peace little gus. :(
run through doggie heaven and enjoy all those great doggie toys and treats. :)
Rest in peace, sweetie! I'm sure you are getting all of the doggie treats you can eat! : )
Farewell Gus -- you can keep Rupert company in Heaven! :-)
RIP you were beautiful...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:17pm.
Easily solved then Farrah. Get a kitten or two. The stress alone should melt the pounds off. (and it's always prudent to have a spare on hand)
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oh dear L'ord! i already have two cats and two mini weenie dogs! the stress alone is driving ME crazazaaaaaaaazy!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Easily solved then Farrah. Get a kitten or two. The stress alone should melt the pounds off. (and it's always prudent to have a spare on hand)
Or get TL into cat sit for you.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:00pm.
No dog is ugly. Only people
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I so agree! Rest in peace, sweet pea. We love you.
(*tears*) well i guess i know why he was called world's ugliest dog; the cancer is partly why he looked the way he did. RIP little gus.
and i hate cancer.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:56pm.
Farrah - i had excellent results with walthams calorie controlled pouches of cat food.
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oh, honey, i wish her problem was just light food. She's actually on Royal Canin Obesity, because light cat food keeps a healthy weight, but she needs to get rid of a few pounds. And she's so lazy, i got her toys of all sorts, but nothing. All she wants to do is eat. I think i'm gonna get her a custom-made hamster thing to keep her running...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
at first I read the 3-eyed, 1-legged dog and I was like DAMN, now that's some fug!
(said in my best Shug Avery voice "You sho is ugly")
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Farrah - i had excellent results with walthams calorie controlled pouches of cat food. after a year and a half on it the cat is back to a normal weight. And he really liked the food!
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