Harry Potter's Peen In Motion
I've already written a review on what I thought of Daniel Radcliffe's peen's Broadway debut in "Equus" and now OMG BLOG has posted some actual footage of his magical wand casting spells on the audience. The person who got the goods using a cell phone was front row, so they saw a lot more than I did. I was like 7th row and couldn't see shit, because it was so damn dark! There should be four spotlights on that thing!
It looks like from the front row you could see his little weenus a lot clearer. I originally gave his skin stick mixed reviews, because I couldn't see it that well, but now I see that it gave a three-dimensional performance full of layers and colors. When DanRad gets all excited and shouty, his peen stands up and hops around with him. I'm sure his peen's little lips were even reciting the words with him. It's a true thespian through and through. However, DanRad's gigantic gonads are upstaging his wand. They need to know their place and shrivel down a little, so that the peen can get all the glory.
The NSFW video is after the jump and click here to see some stills. Don't be embarrassed, you're amongst fellow dick-happy whores. JUMP!!!
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1) Most European men are uncut
2) Maybe being on stage makes the wang curl up and hide
3) Maybe hes a grower
I'm gonna go fuck it, just to be sure, for the sake of science, I'll let you all know what the results are. I may have to.... preform several tests to be sure
huzzah!
totally. hes tiny
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I don't even have to look just read the comments.
Small, tiny dick with big balls. Tommygirl could have gotten this part.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
All I see is nasty pink ballsack
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Impressive! I think? I don't know, green peen sounds like something you get from sleeping with Paris Hilton.
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You want it all, but you can't have it
It's in your face, but you can't grab it
-Faith No More "Epic"
That is NOT an impressive peen.
Sadness.
But now I feel all sorts of nasty just looking at it. I'm old enough to be his mother.
TV, you some kinda wild hot tonite!
night all!
xox
And, Harry Potter is obviously uncut.
Not that that is a bad thing, just an observation.
BOO!!!! All beans and no Frank makes Daniel a very dull boy....
Your "Keep Out" sign is hot. Yum!
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Was that thing erect?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Impressive! I think? I don't know, green peen sounds like something you get from sleeping with Paris Hilton.
How dare him!!! Wasting people time, money, straining eyeballs to see two grapes, a pinky and a pasty ass.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
And LOL! I never realized that's where that must have come from! LOL! Boot to the head was an oft threatened consequence on the playground, dontcha know.
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@TITS;
WEIRDNESS!!!
I know that album cover like the back of my hand for all the years I worked in record stores (back when there were records) but I never heard it. You gotta cut me some slack tho - I did listen to a LOT of stuff...one band I can't remember any damn thing about but that I LURVED their hillbilly hard rock and the lady singer's big blonde bouffant...
So anyway - cool:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Y6231uAmo&feature=related
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It's small
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:51pm.
Mine undergoes a Hulk-like transformation, in that it turns green. It also undergoes a Hulk Hogan-like transformation, in that it can only father retarded children.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Yes, that looks like a penis, only smaller! Why the hell did he do this play? Dumbledore took these photos!
I don't think you can accurately judge wiener size unless you see it hard. Some guys look like they have big schlongs when they're soft, but then they just don't get any bigger. Then there are those guys that look like they have micro-peens when soft that undergo some sort of Hulk like metamorphosis and turn into monster cocks. It's all very confusing. And that was more than I was going to write about penises, especially Harry Potter penis.
@Angel - more!
Yi yi yai yi....
People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah...
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah...
Boot to the Head! Nah, nah...
Boot to the Head! Nah nah nah... Nah. Nah nah nah...
Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!
(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
Boot to the head! Nah, nah..
BOOT... TO... THE... HEAD!!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
@angel
Teacher: Approach, students. Close the circle at the feet of the master. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Ti Kwan Leep. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate upon this wisdom now. So: Aaaaaaooooommm......
Uh, sir! Sir! (oo! oo!) Sir!
Teacher: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond?
Me! Ed! Ed Gruberman?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
I feel like I need a cold shower and a scrubber to scrub off what I just saw. OMG!.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:34pm.
I've been practicing prat falling since I discovered vodka.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@miso:
I could see that. She's a rough and tumble thing. But she's a clown. Maybe the female Canadian Jackie Chan of 2020 (eep!) She's been practicing prat falling for as long as she could stand upright. Weirdo;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:25pm.
Maybe you have a future action star in your hands lol.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:15pm.
They should change the name to Aquus, because he's hung like a seahorse.
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Haha!
This is SO off-topic but I can't stop giggling about this cheer my kid did for me before bed time...
Ripparipparee
Kick'em in the knee!
Ripparipparazz
Oops!
Kick'em in the other knee!
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Hi Miso !!! Hi Bunny!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 11:15pm.
Hi TV, Hi all!
I like the dancing horsies..hehe
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
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LOLOLOL TV!
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They should change the name to Aquus, because he's hung like a seahorse.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
"well hung".. yes... for a gerbil maybe. his peen is as big as those puppie studs we been watchin.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:00pm.
I feel like I just watched a deeper, darker, pornier version of High School Musical..minus all the singing but still a lot of ball action
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LOLOL...good one. Since I have no kids I have never seen HSM, thank God.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
sadness.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:22pm
Ditto
Now Severus Snape is the one who does it for me.
Sub-basement apartment with a room full of shrooms and herbs?! Oh hell yes!
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
How could WAS that room anyway?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Lexi-J on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 10:15pm
I know exactly what you mean. I once dated an uncut guy who was rather small when soft but grew to slightly longer then adverage when excited.
And I am so glad that I didn't actually go see this play live. I've practically watched Mr. Radcliffe grow up on the movie screen and I have no desire to see him naked. I can only hope that he doesn't have a sex tape somewhere.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
The careful, meticulous grooming the two nude actors have to do for every performance must be exhausting!
Peen...horsies jumping ...ummm peen...what's this play about again?
I'd hit it...
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Bummer.
If I wanted to see a dick, I could just check my driver's license photo.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
That thing is small.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
How did whoever get this smuggle a cell phone in? And nobody noticed somebody filming?!
It's "Mission Impossible: Quest for a Good Peen Shot".
He's actually well hung. It's just that his balls are the size of pink grapefruits.
Teenie Weenie Peenie
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Bye! Good
grrr...i actually clicked on the pictures to see harry potter's peen...what's wrong with me...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Floppy penis and trippy pantomime horse dancing.
wow....
Werd.
Eh, although I haven't read all the comments the jest I am getting is only that he has a small dick.
Now I am most likely the only person in the world that hasn't seen one of those harry potter movies and don't care...and perhaps I have just seen a lot of dicks but I have seen some soft like that which have become something I would never of dreamed. So perhaps it is really is as small as it seems but some like that can actually have some hope. But whatever.
there was a quick moment you could almost see his crumb hole.
haha he grew up, but kept Harry Potters dick.
He's so....SMALL!!! LOL!
/shallow