Harry Potter's Peen In Motion
I've already written a review on what I thought of Daniel Radcliffe's peen's Broadway debut in "Equus" and now OMG BLOG has posted some actual footage of his magical wand casting spells on the audience. The person who got the goods using a cell phone was front row, so they saw a lot more than I did. I was like 7th row and couldn't see shit, because it was so damn dark! There should be four spotlights on that thing!
It looks like from the front row you could see his little weenus a lot clearer. I originally gave his skin stick mixed reviews, because I couldn't see it that well, but now I see that it gave a three-dimensional performance full of layers and colors. When DanRad gets all excited and shouty, his peen stands up and hops around with him. I'm sure his peen's little lips were even reciting the words with him. It's a true thespian through and through. However, DanRad's gigantic gonads are upstaging his wand. They need to know their place and shrivel down a little, so that the peen can get all the glory.
The NSFW video is after the jump and click here to see some stills. Don't be embarrassed, you're amongst fellow dick-happy whores. JUMP!!!
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Eye of newt,
Wing of bat,
Knob of butter...
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I'd hate to see his understudy.
Hurry!
Quick!
Fluff him, Hermione.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 9:00pm.
I feel like I just watched a deeper, darker, pornier version of High School Musical..minus all the singing but still a lot of ball action.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
wow its so small hahahah
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:41pm.
vegetable sex ... again?
okay, i'll nibble. I call my hoohaa julianne.
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If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.
Whoever saw that script for the first time had a moral duty to put the playwright on a 30 year suicide watch. Dayum. "It pokes out the horses' eyes or it gets the hose..." :0
Its a great play to watch with a quart of vodka and a loaded gun.
Couldn't hear what the shouting was all about due to the british accent--my loss.
I feel like I just watched a deeper, darker, pornier version of High School Musical..minus all the singing but still a lot of ball action.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Video of peen on Broadway followed by an obit for the world's ugliest dog. Goddamn, I love this blog.
Yano, this prolly wouldn't creep me out so much if my son's picture wasn't listed side by side with Daniel Radcliffe's photo in his H.S. yearbook under the "Celebrity Look-a-Like" section last year...
*flails around all over again and takes another swig of cheap chard*
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:27pm.
Just think of it as a baby carrot, ready to toss in your salad.
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Yes, he has a baby carrot, not a peen, you PERVS! And the Olsen twins have veggie 'gineys too!
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I can see a new horizon
Underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's
Flyin' higher and higher
Gonna be your man(PEEN) in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire
...and now this song is stuck in my head.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
I thought I was trashy enough to not let this bother me, but now I'm a little afraid Chris Hansen is going to ask me to have a seat at my breakfast bar.
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Too funny!
-- just saw the stills...deeeaaamn! those are some big red balls no joke, MK 0_O
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It was naughty of me to look, but I enjoyed it anyway. I guess I am a dick happy whore. Wheee!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
i made it to 00:24...
it reminded me the "lawnmower man" is coming tomorrow to trim some bushes....
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:18pm.
Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
Pudge has never seen me nude.
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No way! For reals???
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:22pm.
That's not really something I want to see. Potter boy does nothing for me
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He doesn't do much for me, either, but I need to see how it mooooves....ya, I'm a sick ho XD
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Flipping through a catalog just now I saw a bunch of Harry Potter stuff.
Immediately I saw his peen flouncing around in my mind's eye.
I thought I was trashy enough to not let this bother me, but now I'm a little afraid Chris Hansen is going to ask me to have a seat at my breakfast bar.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 8:27pm.
Just think of it as a baby carrot, ready to toss in your salad.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
HARRY POTTER DOES NOT HAVE A WILLY! All child actors who grow up, grow up with no genitals. This is a fact...at least in my own head...*not listening to reason....LALALALALA! I can't hear you talk about Potter peen*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That's not really something I want to see. Potter boy does nothing for me.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Maybe he should pop a Viagra before he brings that "Lil Potter Peen" out on stage.
I had to borrow my mom's bifocals just to find it in the stills.
You know, my son is the same age, so...ewwwww.
I feel like a perv just looking at the stills. Of course, I DID look at the stills. Ewwwww. Ewwww.
Whitney Houston??? This post is about peen, not crack!
Submitted by LOVE SHATNER on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:54pm.
No-er.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
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Holy shit that is one jiggly peen.
Also, I feel like I should be in jail for watching that.
Oh but you must stick around for the acid trip man horses at the end!
I would nominate the Peen for a Tony.....it has a life of it's own...jumping around...happy to be free...emoting....shivering and quivering with delight.....It makes me believe in the magic of Broadway....Happy little peen....I like weiners
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Why be difficult when I have 20/20 vision to be impossible!
Maybe small was a requirement for the role; I mean, the chick's tits aren't very big, either...
just sayin'...
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That video was DISTURBING.
Egads - it's all just that artsy fartsy, wannabe-deep poseur tripe. blech~
W00t - managed to use "egads" 2 days in a row on dlisted! I'm so owning that word~
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Grower?
OMG likes to give credit and link to that male celbrity nude site, but they're actually taking the material off a couple of message boards and trying to cash in on it. That footage was posted last week elsewhere by the person who shot it for free. Shame on greedy OMG.
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:51pm.
I think I just came.
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Well, bless your your little low-standards heart.
You need to shop around some more.
The Jackass midget was rocking more package than Danny Boy. Although it was thoughtful of DR to manscape.
I like horses, so I'll pass on this production.
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shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.--Courtney Love
Submitted by radio siren on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:41pm.
Is this what passes for theatre these days? It looked to me like some fucked-up acid-inspired stage porn.
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Yeah, I'm not getting the art of this. It's distracting to see all that flopping peen. This was written in 1973 and probably the playwright wanted to see some hot boy action so he put all this nudity in.
"Okay, it's a play about horses, and a stable boy, and a psychiatrist, but everyone's NUUUUUDE!"
wow... Thanks MK. not.
Teeny weeny English peeny. Ha ha ha!
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Is this what passes for theatre these days? It looked to me like some fucked-up acid-inspired stage porn.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
well alrighty,
that was underwhelming to say the least. He can go up for the smallest peen trophy with Jude Law and Danny Bonaduce.
In those stills, he looks like he's busy taking a particularly troublesome crap.
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Now theres a play I wont be paying to see, even the matinee from TKS.
I spent years drawing and painting the male nude. I feel no need to look at Daniel Radcliff's willy. He's a cutie, though.
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I think he looks like he'd make a fine philosophy teacher if he ever needed another career. I don't know why. Something about him says that.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:16pm.
I kinda feel like I need a shower after watching what I did of that clip. The whole movie would just destroy what's left of my sanity.
Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
Pudge has never seen me nude.
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Wow...its so funny to see him jumping around and his peen jumping too. Its a spritely little thing...isnt it? lmao
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