Monday, November 10th 2008

Harry Potter's Peen In Motion

I've already written a review on what I thought of Daniel Radcliffe's peen's Broadway debut in "Equus" and now OMG BLOG has posted some actual footage of his magical wand casting spells on the audience. The person who got the goods using a cell phone was front row, so they saw a lot more than I did. I was like 7th row and couldn't see shit, because it was so damn dark! There should be four spotlights on that thing!

It looks like from the front row you could see his little weenus a lot clearer. I originally gave his skin stick mixed reviews, because I couldn't see it that well, but now I see that it gave a three-dimensional performance full of layers and colors. When DanRad gets all excited and shouty, his peen stands up and hops around with him. I'm sure his peen's little lips were even reciting the words with him. It's a true thespian through and through. However, DanRad's gigantic gonads are upstaging his wand. They need to know their place and shrivel down a little, so that the peen can get all the glory.

The NSFW video is after the jump and click here to see some stills. Don't be embarrassed, you're amongst fellow dick-happy whores. JUMP!!!



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angel_i's picture

LOL@DAE: Waddayadointameman?!? LOL

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It looks tiny!!

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Diego!
Yeah, i felt like i had beaten up a pregnant midget after i finished that movie.

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havesomehats's picture

Why is this entry filed under "whitney houston"??
I don't know im just curious...

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laurensav35,
Hmm...the play is MUCH more graphic than the movie version, so who knows.

I do know that the doctor was played by Richard Burton! Mmmmmm Richard Burton!

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Oh and angel, it just dawned on me you're talking about Harry's co star! ignore the last comment.

I have no idea who she is or her age!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:08pm.

Haha, I think I want to know where your mind starts out if it ends with the story of this play! We all have mommy and daddy issues, but wow. I just tend to dig guys who are twice my age.

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wow, clarisse, that is creepy.

i wonder if he ever got excited on stage.

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@DAE: Nevermind:)

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:03pm.
@DAE: The girl, silly! (plstellmeshe'snotunderagekthnxbye:)

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Emma Watson who plays Hermione? Or Evanna Lynch who plays Luna?

Emma is 18 (legal)

Evanna is 17 (under age)

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Coffee's picture

Not-so-magic wand.

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Diego,
Oy! Smothered sexuality with religion from his mother, kid confuses ride on horse as a child as sexual cuz the guy gave him a chubby...homosexuality is bad...guy gets his first girl, hears the horses in the background, freaks out and blinds 6 horses with a railroad spike hoping to shut up the horse god "Equus"...

Yeah...it's a movie too.

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Blech, I don't care about Harry's broom stick peen unless he can fly around the room on it.

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gia's picture

that blonde looks like she has sad boobies...that play seems whacked. i didnt think he was naked in it for that long...he looks well put together overall. the unit may look a bit on the small side, but maybe thats just because he is on the stage & everything in relation is so large. i am sure he is perfectly average.

Ms. Caligula's picture

I never thought the day would come that I would be so excited about seeing Harry Potters "weenus" & oversized nutsack. Oh, what a happy day.

Diego's picture

Horse peen? Wow. Harry Potter was not the best casting choice for that. It does kind of make me uncomfortable. Seeing him screaming 'I put it in her!' over and over. I'd much rather see Gary Oldman do this. Except I'd be the girl and we wouldn't be on camera and well. You know.

laurensav35's picture

diego- that's exactly what i wanna know.

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Submitted by Diego on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 7:03pm.
At the risk of sounding like an idiot . . . what the fuck is this play about?
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HORSE PEEN!!!!

"Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer written in 1973, telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological religious/sexual fascination with horses."
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You got to find it, feel it, do it, oh God, YEAH!

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Ok, I just checked the stills. It's a pert little thing ain't it. Air-con in the theatre turned down to zero, yes?

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@DAE: The girl, silly! (plstellmeshe'snotunderagekthnxbye:)

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At the risk of sounding like an idiot . . . what the fuck is this play about?

laurensav35's picture

what is going on in this scene??

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I feel like eating a gherkin now.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/10/2008 - 6:55pm.
Tcha! Fuck Harry Potter! How come no one evr talks about that hot blonde?

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Which hot blonde? Tom Felten (Draco) or the the guys who plays Lucius?

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WHY is this tagged under Whitney Houston??!!

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Are those guys with horse heads wearing ice skates? No one told me it was naked Harry Potter on ice...that would change everything...I don't why why...but it would.

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*saves pics*

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Uvula!!!
Right!?!?! Can't do it!

I've see him in other things and he's not a bad actor, but i feel this would be too close to kiddie porn for me.

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His cute little peenie got a bed made of balls! Lucky little guy!

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Tcha! Fuck Harry Potter! How come no one evr talks about that hot blonde?

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I could think of way worse jobs than that one LOL

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Khandi's picture

Big balls just turns me off and I hope he's a grower.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Can't do it. In my mind he's still twelve.

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She She peritta's picture

I jumped immediately. It must be cold in the theater.

He can try to overcome the stereotypes, but to me he's still just naked Harry Potter.

Salem13's picture

I think I just came.

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Hysteria's picture

Hmmmm. Harry is quite buff.

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Clarisse's picture

Oh you is trying to set us old pervy bitches up!! No sir!

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