Wino In The Morning
The Crackie of Camden is wishing you a good morning with a little cheese toast. You might want to scrape her special crackie crumble off the top unless you want to be cracked out of your brains by noon. Actually, that's not such a bad thing. I'll have two.
I guess the crackhive has hit the fucking road for good. It finally had enough. I just hope it's on a beach somewhere, working on a tell-all. Now that the crackhive quit that bitch, Wino has gone for the curly pube bush look instead. She kind of looks like the missing Marx brother: CRACKO!
Outside of her den this morning, Wino handed out cheese toast and asked one of the pappies if she could use their cell phone. She probably called her dealer to have erotic phone times. You know she gets off ordering 8-balls and shit. After that, Wino told the pappies she was getting treatment for a rash on her stomach. Um...methinks the treatment would be rather simple. I'm not a doctor or anything, but perhaps a Hazmat shower would cure that shit. Fuck. Even a regular shower with actual soap!
Wino still didn't talk about Blaaaaake. She hasn't even visited him in rehab! Some dumb whores are even saying they might break-up. NOOOO!!! They are the junked out Romeo & Juliet of our times. First, the crackhive goes, then Blaaake, what's going to be next?! Don't say the crack.....don't say it! Wino without the crack is like me without Mother's Circus Animal Cookies (yes, I'm obsessed in a bad way).
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At least she's eating something and her skin has cleared up a little, becuz she was sporting those crack craters in her face for a while!
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Sit yo ass down!
Is it possible? Shes gaining weight and getting healthier? Do I need to change my predictions of imminent death?
she doesn't look too bad in the 9th picture down, where she's showing off her arms.
sheeps - hey, everyones good at one thing at least, right?
ty for the compliement ♥♥ I think! ;)
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Amy looks like Adam Sandler, Cher, and the bad rat from The Secret on Nimh had a baby together.
I thought her hair was cute...
Eric Bogosian and Lily Tomlin had a love child? And they raised it in a sewage treatment facility's retention pond? And beat it regularly?
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I think she looks kind of sweet with that hair.
I do think the hive is just recovering somewhere. Maybe it went to rehab all my its hive-self. It said, 'I quit this bitch' and just shuffled off.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:07pm.
the black is crack resin. the oily sticky residue left in the crack pipe.
You're my fave ex-druggie evah. When you say it, I believe it. :)
OMG! She looks just like her mother! They're like twins.
Or maybe she's going for the Rizzo look? Either way it all sorts of wrong.
@Angel Aye-i-i: All is forgiven. Buenos noches (that's the extent of my Spanish).
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
@Richard Strangdog:
SoR-RaY!!!;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:44pm.
Yeah - I assumed it went something like:
"WAAAAAAAAHHH!! HE DIN'T EVEN CALL ME AND NOW HE WANTS MONEY! WAAAAAAAAAHHH! DADDY! DON'T LET HIM GET MY MONEY!"
And then Daddy Winehouse called her label to make it happen.
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Dang, it was too good to be true. Business acumen and Winehouse = oxymoron
You've shattered my dreams, Angel. Thanks, now if you'll excuse me, I'll be crying in my Samuel Adams.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
looks like a dude...and ever so grateful there's a bra on under that shirt....
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:27pm.
Angel, between her daily rations of crack and booze, it's quite amazing that she has a handle on her business affairs.
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Yeah - I assumed it went something like:
"WAAAAAAAAHHH!! HE DIN'T EVEN CALL ME AND NOW HE WANTS MONEY! WAAAAAAAAAHHH! DADDY! DON'T LET HIM GET MY MONEY!"
And then Daddy Winehouse called her label to make it happen.
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Angel, between her daily rations of crack and booze, it's quite amazing that she has a handle on her business affairs.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:07pm.
What to believe, what to believe:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1918233.ece
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I just read today in a Can rag that she done got all her money legally protected from Blake.
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What to believe, what to believe:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1918233.ece
Seriously, would you accept food from those filthy hands? Although, Winehouse is rocking the curls, she looks spookily like her mum.
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I just think it's about time she rocked her real hair. I hope it's not like the 2-day blonde ordeal her hair went through and she keeps it like this.
Her sudden good sense as well as the weight gain spells to me that she is cleaning up her act, and she is finally listening to her dr.'s like a good jewish girl should. brave crackalina
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
is that a mustache? hairy ass arms? disgusting nails?? no bee-hive??? wtf? jesus, shouldn't she be in hiding while she dries out? yeesh.
I kinda like her hair....
but I also thought it was a man...
she's one of those people I would be like, come with me to the car wash and then I would push her ass out the car during the rinse cycle! Just pure nast!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:19pm.
I can't ever recall seeing a woman's fingernails look that dirty in my life. I worked at a car shop back in the day and my gf would meet me at the door and lead me right to the bathroom to wash my hands before I could touch her.
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A car shop? And she din't make you shower your whole body? Come on - she did, din't she? ;p
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OMG. She looks like Ernie!
Well, um, doesn't get any sexier than that...
99% of the time I loathe tattoos, but that betty boop type tat she has on her shoulder is adorable.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
I WANT THE CRACKHIVE BACK! *cries*
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Is that what her hair really looks like?!!!
the black is crack resin. the oily sticky residue left in the crack pipe. it gets on your hands. it doesnt wash up with soap and water. the girl is addicted to drugs. she does not make choices about her appearance or hygene. the addiction decides everything for her. its not confusing or gross, its sad and awful.
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I was thinking that the black under her fingernails was from the heroin. That was the first indication that she is not trying to quit. There is some kind of drug under those nails.
Why the fuck are those nails always so dirty, she's gotta wash her face otherwise you'd see smoke residue on it, so the hands obviously go in water, her hands are SOOOOOOO fucking gross and she eats food with them. BARF and that bra needs to be burned and not for womens lib either, it wouldnt come clean if she washed it a gazillion times. She's getting worse and worse, wtf? That hair is like a Marx brothers. And those toes need to be taken care of desperately, this bitch needs them to run up to her and grab her and do a make over. Love the 3 armed hospital bandages, that's the new thing, one is nothing, but 2 or more and hey you're a star baby. Ripped jeans, what a fucking mess....she should just kill herself already I said it before and I will say it again. Grab a gun Wino.
Submitted by soulflower on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:26pm.
Fucking hell, she is a hot smelly mess.
Can she not see herself
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she is in the throwes of addiction. No, she can not see herself.
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Goodbye, stiff penis. I hope to see you in 2009 or whenever these pictures fade from memory.
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Submitted by superkt on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:18pm.
Without the hive, she looks so different. She reminds me of Carla on cheers.
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Haha! good call!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
She looks like she put on a few, which is a definite improvement. However, she needs to bring back the cokehive! This curly hair mess isn't working.
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Look at the dirt under her fingernails! Did anyone take her up on the toast? BTW, I think it's mashed banana on toast, not cheese.
Fucking hell, she is a hot smelly mess.
Can she not see herself.
This is getting boring.
Same nasty look without that big itchy beehive.
Submitted by donatella versace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:48am.
She looks a bit like Dr. Frank-N-Furter without the make up in these pics
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She DOES!!! Hahaha!
I was thinking more David Brenner
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:19pm.
I can't ever recall seeing a woman's fingernails look that dirty in my life. I worked at a car shop back in the day and my gf would meet me at the door and lead me right to the bathroom to wash my hands before I could touch her.
On the other hand (heh heh), it would be nice to put Wino's pic next to a pic of Xtina's husband. Brother and sister.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Wow. Somebody looks just like their mother....
Without the hive, she looks so different. She reminds me of Carla on cheers.
Damn, she's ugly. It hurts my eyes.
I really did not want to see this ugly mug this early in the morning. Asshole.
LMAO! Totally Borat.
Well, she couldn't have looked any worse.. but she sure did try hard.
Ugh. She's showing us how much BETTER her hands are, isn't she?
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What the fuckity fuck is in between her pinky&ring finger in thumbnail#9?Left hand....
EWWW!!!!!!!!
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i would still take her ova a gay slut.
"Mr. Zoolu!. . "
There's a little rumor that Wino is coming to Berlin this weekend. If I see her, I will be sure to ask for some of that cream cheese!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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hahahaaa @ I just hope it's on a beach somewhere, working on a tell-all.
i fucking died!!!
ahahaaaa
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I thought it was Jerry Sienfeld at first..