Tuesday, November 11th 2008

HoHan Say What?


Above is a little clip of HoHan looking like a 50-year-old methadone clinic reject during an interview with Maria Menounos on Access Hollywood tonight. I played the first part at least a hundred times. As someone pointed out on ONTD, it kind of sounds like HoHan mumbled, "it's our first colored president." I blame the trash teachings of White Oprah.

Play it for yourself. I tried to figure out what else she could be saying, but nothing came up.

This fuckery reminds of some dude who recently said to me, "You're part Oriental, right?" I felt like saying, "Yeah, my dad is. He's really a nice rug. You should visit him sometime. He's currently for sale in the clearance section at fucking Bombay Company."

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Im a Princess's picture

are y'all really surprised that she said something so stupid?

redpoint_blackdot's picture

I wouldn't expect more from this long island scuzzwhoreskank. And what is really good with this bitches eyes?!?! My mother is 50 and she is looking more refreshed!

Wow, she did say "colored", and she mumbled for the whole interview. Can you spell RELAPSE?

PS my parents, who are Maine rednecks, still say "negro".

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Otter Pop's picture

The most important question is why would anyone care what this nasty twat has to say about anything? The only useful information she has in her wittle brain is where to score some good coke and how to butter a muffin.

bambam's picture

Heh. Once I got lost in New Jersey and pulled into a fast food parking lot. I asked a guy for directions. He went and got his GPS thingy and was very helpful but this old couple came out of the fast food place and the old lady walked right up to my car, pointed out my license plate and said "he's from DC." and walked to her car.

So Lohan saying colored is about right for folks from that general region. Meh. I'd still fuck her though, just very, very hard.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:11am.

My grandma used to say "darkie" too. Which is weird since my mother isn't white, but my dad was all white so we had some interesting times. My father's family was convinced he was hell bound. People always assume I'm Mexican which is to be expected, but one oh so smooth talker did call me a "high yella house n-" once. Good times.

justice's picture

Pretending to be gay but secretly chomping on peen just to get press merit you being interviewed these days?

On this occasion.. Hohan gets the pass for accidentally being correct...

Coloured isn't offensive, but it is somewhat outdated. However this descriptive word makes more sense than calling a man who, the last time I checked had a white mother and an African American father, black.

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mysmichell, say whatever the fuck you want but just know that you may turn people off by the way you speak. for that you will suffer, no one else will. like you said, whatever.

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KD's picture

Miss- la ocean in general.

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Lolo- I think back in the day, the Asian area in general was called "the orient" so they called people from there Oriental. Our terminology has changed since then, though I'm not sure if it's because they took offense to that.

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KD - What ocean? hahahaha
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Mysmichelle's picture

Don't give me the freaking evolution crap you ninnies, I voted for Obama and I like the guy whatever, I'm just saying you can't just up and decide that a term is racist when it's been used in society for a long ass time. It's like having to call lesbians gayelles................I'd just as soon call you by your damn name and not have to know your sexual orientation, but now I'm not even supposed to refer to something as "that's so gay" when shit some stuff is and I could care less who anyone is fucking ...........

whatever

Sluttsville's picture

I didn't watch the interview, just a few seconds to see that SamRo's juices are not Lindsay's fountain of youth; girl is looking busted.

Green Is Good's picture

Why would anybody give a crap what Blowhan thinks of the election? She's dumb as a bag of rocks. She didn't even finish high school. She can barely string a coherent sentence together.

KD's picture

Missy- HA, by BF's boss is Laotian and I think he gets mad if you call him chinese, because everyone assumes that is what he is.

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Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:09am.

Sorry, not a good argument for someone her age. I was born in 1963 and, since I was even aware of race relations, knew the term 'colored' was not a term that was to be used when referring to a black person. There would be NO expectations, imo, for someone of her age to use that term.

I was lucky to grow up in a family of no racism, but my sister married into a family with racism. I was always invited to my sisters in-laws house for desert after Christmas dinner. I never lasted very long because I wouldn't sit still and listen to the constant references to 'spooks', 'jigaboo's' and 'moolinyans'. I got up and left. I am happy to know that I can sit there proudly this year knowing that they are now the minority in this country. And I will let them know that too.

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There should have been a pending proposition to get rid of untalented people in Hollywood..Lindsey being one of them.

She is so foul..
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Isn't this the skank with the infamous "It wasn't me...It was the the *black* kid" line after the car chase/drug bust? Why should we expect anything more from her?

I *really* hope that SamRo will do the dumping in this case. The post-coital chatter must be seizure-inducing for her.

Dr. Dick's picture

What do you expect out of this idiot? Did she even complete high school? White trash.

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:15am.
She still looks like shes on something to me.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:12am.
No Words: those are pretty bad!
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WTF is aging these Lohan girls!!! This chick is too young to be looking sooo old. I gotta go put some moisturizer on.

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Salem13's picture

She still looks like shes on something to me.

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missy's picture

haha you guys, anyone seen the King of the Hill episode when Kahn first moves to town and meets the neighbors??

Dale: So are you Chiinese or Japanese?

Kahn: I'm from Laos. Im Laotian.

Bill: Lay-ocean? What ocean?

Dale: So are you Chiinese or Japanese?

hahahahaha
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:09am.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:01am.
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It's called social evolution. You should try it sometime.

Yes, thats what i wanted to say but didnt have a few spare brain cells.

Thanks Uvula

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Mysmichelle's picture

Thank you Cee Cee

"My dad still says "Negro". In earshot of the neighbors, who are black. That's pretty bad. I dunno, I don't blame LiLo so much on this one. Blacks change what they want to be called all the time. It was black, then African-American, now it's black again. Gets confusing. People get mixed up. 'Specially if they're a bit brain damaged from lots of drug use or they're old"

I'm 35 I live in Nashville TN and I didn't get the memo..........never even heard that you were'nt supposed to use that......

Just because you know something someone else doesn't........don't assume your smarter than them :-)

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Oh heaven! My mother still uses "colored" and "oriental". Then again, she is a 72 year old hill-billy.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:11am.
my granny would say "darkies" until she got one as a grandchild, LOL
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LoLo's picture

Um yeah im not a very PC person at all, nor is MK.
HOWEVER, this is not an issue of being nicey nicey with our words.

You would not say a person is Oriental because there is not a major land mass called Orient.
It is called Asia.

No?

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Sluttsville's picture

I just walked out of a meeting 10 minutes ago where a V.P. was using the word "Oriental", I was whispering to him not to use that word, so he stops using it, but begins saying "This group of Chinese people". I had to kick him under the table to get him to stop again and told him to say "Asian". He wasn't trying to be politically incorrect, he's just ignorant.

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my granny would say "darkies" until she got one as a grandchild, LOL
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No Words's picture

Oh, and my grandmother called black people "jigaboos." Makes "colored" sound positively PC. I still think it is low-rent and racist to use that term ("colored") nowadays.

Salem13's picture

"colored?" WTF is this 1952? This reminded me of her car jack last year when she said "the black kid was drving". LOL

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:01am.
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CeeCee's picture

My dad still says "Negro". In earshot of the neighbors, who are black. That's pretty bad. I dunno, I don't blame LiLo so much on this one. Blacks change what they want to be called all the time. It was black, then African-American, now it's black again. Gets confusing. People get mixed up. 'Specially if they're a bit brain damaged from lots of drug use or they're old.

Colored boy???

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HoHan Say What?

chicken butt

kevin clamato's picture

I need to get colored today actually. I think I'll tan for 20 minutes. Good idea, Hohan! :-)

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snowpiece's picture

Mk how about ABC Carpets?
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MK honey,the Bombay Company went out of bidness.

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No Words's picture

This reminds me of something that happened to me a couple of years ago. I was with my girlfriend, who is black, and she left her baby with me while she tried on clothes. An older woman who is a friend of my mom (whole 'nother story) saw me and exclaimed, "What a cute little pickaninney!"

I don't know if that was ever acceptable, was it?

Mysmichelle's picture

What is wrong with "colored" that is actually more appropriate than saying black right? He's not Black he's bi racial and anyone saying this long island dim wit meant a racial slur by that is off their rocker............I love MK but who cares if she said colored

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:01am.
Don't care if she did say coloured- people are probably confused at to what to call him as he's not entirely black. It's very old fashioned but she obviously means no harm in it

Yeah right! LiLo is not Britney. and she doesn't know what to call her gayelle tendancies either.
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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:01am.

"colored" hasn't been PC since Lyndon Johnson was president.

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lydia6's picture

Good gravy, this girl is soooo dumb!!!!! It hurt my ears to listen to her try to sound like she knows what she's talking about. No one can make up that crap, she's just dumb on top of dumb.

Btw, she did say "colored president" - what an ignorant piece of crap she is!!! Maybe with all her free time she can go back to school and learn how to talk.

My god, she is hideous. She looks older than her crazy mother. How old is she?

It's comical listening to her try to be all political, and with her stupid response on the prop 8 issue. What a maroon! Clearly she is more in her element talking about leggings.

LA's picture

Yeah, she said "colored."

She also looks like she spent the weekend with Pete Doherty.

KD's picture

I would so like to know what undereye cream she uses so I could, like, stay AWAY from it! And I thought the lines under my eyes were bad!