Guy Ritchie Doesn't Give A Shit
Guy Ritchie was reunited with Rocco and David in London yesterday after not seeing them for a few weeks. They've been prisoners of the gristle monster. Vadge wasn't going to let control go that easily. The Daily Mail claims that she sent a list of rules with her boys that Guy must follow. If he doesn't, she will never eject his shriveled nuts from her roided-up vagina prison.
Here's THE LIST:
Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.
Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.
Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends.
Madonna has encouraged the access to give time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.
The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
Oops. Guess who was photographed with David and Rocco yesterday at the airport? Guy broke a rule! No gold star for him!
Hopefully, he'll continue to break rule after rule. He should make sure he's papped going into a porn theater, with the boys wearing polyester, eating cookies and candy, with a G.I. Joe toy in one hand and in the other hand a copy of OK! magazine with the tagline "Madge & Guy: It's Over!"
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She can "send a list" that says anything, but unless it comes signed from a judge, Guy can wipe his ass with it.
If I were guy, I'd take those kids to Outback Steakhouse (or whatever they have over there) and then let them eat their weight in chocolate/candy. Then I'd follow it up with a trip to the toy store to buy the most "spiritually or ethically unsound" toys I could find them.
I get the feeling we're going to be seeing a LOT more pics of Guy and kids on every blog/gossip site. Too funny!
*Ahem* As I stated earlier today:
I HATE FUCKING MADONNA!!!
sorry. for reparation for the earlier caps i'm going e.e. cummings for the rest of this post.
carry on.
**couldn't be bothered!!**
How controlling is she?
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Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:10pm.
Dont care if its true or not.
MK posts shit, we talk about it.
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it's actually we:
a) talk shit about said shit
b) DISCUSS.
discuss..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Hahaha! I f%cking LOVE Guy Ritchie.. I wanna hit that shizz soo hard.. then buy him some pants that fit...sheesh!! :P
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:12pm.
I totally believe this list. Madonna is a controlling, psycho cunt.
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THANK you! NOW we're back on track:)
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I would have said fuck it and let them watch Spongebob all day and eat those insanely sweet British candies (seriously their candy can send you into a diabetic coma!)
*having a fucking moment I cant decribe properly*
Missy, it is ONLY tuesday. Tuesday!
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So basically their marriage has been over forever, they were pretending until the adoption was completed
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Guy - take those kids to the nearest McDonalds and let them have a fucking HAPPY MEAL!
Jesus Christ! Vadge is one controlling cunt.
Madonna, if anyone thinks you didn't suck before, they sure do now.
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thank you lolo
I didnt have the energy
*stares*
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Fuck Madonna.
She might think she's doing the best by her kids, but she is doing them a horrible disservice. These kids basically live in a sterilized, zero-fun bubble.
Kids need spontaneity and fun. I do not envy them.
Guy looks much, much hotter. And I think any pair of sneakers has some sort of man made products on them. Last time I checked Addidas didnt have a "crazy batshit hag" option on the three stripe sneaker Rocco is wearing.
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Madonna's concentration camp
You get a free shot of steroids with every recruit
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I totally believe this list. Madonna is a controlling, psycho cunt.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh god, I hope this is true. And that it was Guy who gave it to the press. I also hope that those two boys are eating candy, drinking tap water, wearing nylon spider man costumes and watching cartoons right now.
I don't think this is true. Nobody could be that bonkers could they? Cute boys, Rocco is the image of his dad- must piss madam off that her DNA didn't get a look in.
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HA HA HA.....
MK, you just made these up right? Is this list for real?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I'm a Princess, why wouldn't we believe it? We already know that Vadge is a crazy, Kablah/macrobiotic obsessed, germophobic hypocritical freak. This is totally in line with that.
But the boys DID meet A-Rod, right? Didn't the photo have Guy in tears?
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:08pm.
Um, y'all really think this is true?
Guess you do believe everything you read...
Dont care if its true or not.
MK posts shit, we talk about it.
Blogging 101
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Poor Rocco says.. "This shit I'm wearing itches!"
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
OMG CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LET ME ENJOY ANYTHING?!?!
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Glad to see him spending time with the boys. David and Rocco are so cute.
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For a second, I thought he was holding Zahara Jolie-Pitt. I got my holier-than-thoughs mixed-up.
Wow. And to think I fought alongside Nazi Feminists every where to abolish the derogatory nature of this empowering term for women...but here goes....
What a fucking bitch!
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Um, y'all really think this is true?
Guess you do believe everything you read...
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Hey hooker!!!! I've missed you SO much!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:05pm.
I get em when I can ;)
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The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
- Oops, too late.
So, did Vadgey Dearest include the bubble they should live in or is it up to Guy? How about the speshul Oxygen they are only allowed to breath?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Guy's looking a bit cuter these days. Turns out Madonna was not the best accessory for making a man look hot. Shocker.
Im not one for violence but i would have to beat a bitch for all this fuckery. I just may.
If i see this corpse twat out in public i cant promise i wont get arrested or high fived for throwing spiritula rocks at her holy fucking face.
TWAT WAFFLE!
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Heh, you know he probably blew his nose on her list of demands. Why should he give a crap about what she wants now? He doesn't have to keep her happy anymore.
You know they're eating mountains of meat and junk food, when they're not guzzling soda pop in front of the TV with magazines in their laps. Guy will buy them plastic guns and ordinary blue jeans, read them violent comics at bedtime, pose for the paps, and go hunting with Guy's pretty new lady friend.
And yo know those little boys would love him for it. I betcha that face Rocco is making is how he normally looks around his germophobic control-freak ivory-tower Mum. She probably thinks that not adhering to this list of demands equals child abuse.
Seriously, I am loving this downward spiral of this haggard has-been.
Go, Guy, go! Break 'em all!
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Madonna is such a fucking freak, but I bet you the only rule on that list that actually mattered is the "Guy should not discuss the separation with them." she tactfully put it in the middle surrounding it by bullshit, to get it by Guy quick. If anyone's going to explain the seperation its gonna be her.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Kabbalah water killed muh mom..
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Team GUY! Hes going rogue! That list is so fuckin ridiculous. then again Vadge is a ridiculous "human being".
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
how can anyone like madonna? she's a batshit crazy bitch who is terrified of the aging process.
They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
How does one adhere to such diet????? What in the world is macrobiotic?
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:03pm.
What Madonna is doing is so uncool.
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Thanks for the spoiler:)
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Why would he agree to any of that? No judge in the land would uphold that.
And they should have a multitude of awesome looking horz attending said movie w/ them. :)
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What Madonna is doing is so uncool.
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