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Last year, Will Smith denied that his 10-year-old son Jaden Smith would star in a remake of "The Karate Kid." Will was majorly lie-telling. It was confirmed that Jaden will play the title role in a remake which starts shooting in Bejing and other places next year.
Variety reports the movie will be produced by Jerry Weintraub (he did the original). Chris Murphy will write that shit. The remake will follow the same plot as the original: a bullied kid fights back thanks to the help of a mentor.
This will be Jaden's third movie. He's already had roles in "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and "The Pursuit of Happyness."
A Karate Kid without Pat Morita is illegal, hurtful and wrong! And isn't Jaden too young for this shit? I mean, is he going to have a love interest? Oh shit. You know Tommy Girl is going to make Suri play the Elisabeth Shue role. And then John Travolta is going to play Mr. Miyagi. Keep it in the Scientology family!
I hate fucking Will Smith and that ho/ lesbo and straight up biatch- Jada, who lets him fuck other women..... I know some people in her native Baltimore who say that when a teenager, Jada got around quite a bit. I think she was prostituting too.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:32pm.
Apparently there's a remake in the works for My Fair Lady (with Keira Cunting Knightly as Eliza...). That's the one that broke my blackened heart.
NNNOOOOOOO! Hell no. That twit in that classy, elegant role? Argh, that's my heart (what's left of it) broken too.
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can't believe the nasty comments made on the boy thats pretty low
So I guess this means we'll get remakes of all our beloved films of yesteryear with black leads.
I completely agree, he's way too young!
Whatever Will Smith. From this moment on I will not buy anything made by you or your family. Come clean about scientology. And your kid comes across like a spoiled, ego driven headache.
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I have heard jaden was a little stuck-up asshole for a while now. Can anyone provide a clip? Oprah or something?
I believe it, really I do, I just want to see it.
Just have to see this kid for myself.
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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:02pm.
this kid looks like Riley from the Boondocks LOL, cuteness
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There you have it, a Boondocks movie! Jaden could actually play Huey. Take the braids out and let his hair stick up just like Huey's fro.
You can't spoil a rotten egg. 'Karate Kid' sucks.
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Jaden is cutie but why a Karate Kid remake? Why not create something new for him to star in?
this kid looks like Riley from the Boondocks LOL, cuteness
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:25pm.
That's how I knew about the remake. Damn that is terrible! I hope they brought charges up on him.
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She went to the police but nothing was done. He has money and knows people. She then went on the porn forums, porn blogs, and Myspace and in detail wrote what he did. He's also still at Vivid. I try and remind everyone in porn every chance I get what he did to her. Everyone thinks I'm crazy because he can sue me. He knows about me and my blog but has never once contacted me.
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Submitted by PSB on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:19pm.
The had a reality show of the making of DDD. But number 2 at Vivid Video, Bill Asher, raped the lead actress, Vivid girl Stefani Morgan. Now she's left porn after what happened. Yeah, the porn industry sucks.
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That's how I knew about the remake. Damn that is terrible! I hope they brought charges up on him.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:13pm.
Did they ever finish the remake of "Debbie Does Dallas?"
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The had a reality show of the making of DDD. But number 2 at Vivid Video, Bill Asher, raped the lead actress, Vivid girl Stefani Morgan. Now she's left porn after what happened. Yeah, the porn industry sucks.
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Why isn't he allowed to be a child? Will has enough money than to lower himself to pimping his child to the vultures in Hollywood.
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I wish they would stop with the remakes! By the way... Did they ever finish the remake of "Debbie Does Dallas?"
Enough with the freakin' remakes. I saw a poster for "Friday the 13th" and "My Bloody Valentine" at the movies. Say it ain't so! Those are two 80's cult classic horror films.
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
NO! these movies arent even old! Why recirculate stories that were so great only because they were so dripping with 80s cheesetasticness!
You can't tell me that there are absolutely ZERO new ideas being pitched for new movies. What is wrong with these Studio executives.
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Ugh, Will Smith's kids, Demi Moore's kids, etc. I'm so tired of these Hollywood types who force their kids onto the viewing public. These kids have no talent or humility.
And is it me, or is that kid a butterface?
I thought Jaden was a little girl when I first glimsped at the photo.
An 11-year-old Karate Kid.
I MIGHT believe this kid really enjoys acting and chooses to do it. However, at his age it should be Community Drama or the starring role in the school play. Oh right... he's homeschooled....
Yeah right, I concur, he'll never have a normal life. But then again he wasn't born into one, was he? What would the Fresh Prince of Bel Air think of this??!
Defamer calls him a smarmy hatchling....bwahahaha
wish I had said it...
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Their daughter probably wears thong underwear already.
I hate this fucking family too!!!
Self indulged Assholes.
That kid is going to be the biggest
ass wipe since kanye west.
A child without a childhood. This is what happens when Mommy and Daddy care more about making him cool (and employed) rather than being a 10 year old child. Look at him! He looks like a teenager! It's gross and perverted to force a child to grow up fast. Will and Jada completely pimp these kids out. Making him look like a baby pimp is sick!
Way to go, Will and Jada. You have the next Snoop Dog on your hands. Idiots!
Is it wrong to predict future rehab on a kid so young?
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The first movie sucked bad enough so they had to make two more sequels. Something smells rotten in Denmark and were getting a whiff of it over here. This will suck as well, typical Hollyweird, can't come up with anything better then remakes of shit movies from 20 years ago.
No one can do the crane like Daniel-san.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
why does his hairline start at the middle of his head
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fucking hate that cocky kid
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Willow and Jaden? Oh my, don't we love our own names..
Jada Pinket looks like a man, and that's why Will is doing "her".
I don't think that explanation for the term Oriental is true. I though the Orient refers more to Near East places [from Europe's old world view] like Turkey and Kazakhstan, Afghanistan that's why it wasn't accurate to apply it to people from Asia from the Far East
lizzieb all are called Asians here. ooops I just saw you said "IN THE UK" wake up SNOW! LOL
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I never considered the movie Karate Kid a classic.Who cares if they remake that lame movie?It sucked big boner.
I just hope Ralph Macchio gets a little press from this.I miss that slut.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
a closeted father, a closeted scientol freak mother, acting career at such a young age....... I see many years of therapy ahead for this poor child.
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I wanna play What classic will hollywood butcher next?" too!
Let's see...
Sixteen Candles! and Breakfast Club
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Apparently there's a remake in the works for My Fair Lady (with Keira Cunting Knightly as Eliza...). That's the one that broke my blackened heart.
Pretty much everything gets remade eventually, but so rarely do they ever even match the quality of the originals.
Saves me some money I could be blowing on tickets, I guess...
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Why not remake the Godfather?
When's the remake of "The Maltese Falcon" or "Gone with the Wind" coming out?
Why not remake "Jaws"? It's been long enough, right?
Submitted by AidaJolie on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:43pm.
mmmm, I wonder how he got the part in the movie!
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Casting couch?
(I'm going to hell...)
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 3:08pm.
WHY are they remaking "The Day the Earth Stood Still"?!
Hollywood, stop FUCKING with classic sci-fi films.
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Ooh, don't get me started on this, Green Is Good!
It's cliche saying this, but oh so true... Hollywood seems to just have ran out of ideas.
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Not one single original idea left in Hollywood.
Hey Will, while you are at it, dumbass, why not put your son in:
Sixteen Candles remake as Jake
Silence of the Lambs remake as Clarice
Mommie Dearest remake as Joan Crawford
Back to the Future as Marty McFly
Enough fucking ego and ruining great classic movies.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:09pm.
kevin clamato, from what I understand- oriental applies to things (rugs, furniture, etc) and Asian applies to people.
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You're correct louise. I was totally given the third degree by my Asian roommate in college. She told me that "Oriental" is only use in reference to inanimate objects. Posesssions that came from the Orient....NEVER people. Asian is the proper term. :D
Except in the UK 'Asian' means from India, Pakistan etc. Not sure what we say for Chinese, Japanese and so on- I don't think we say ornamental but mind has gone blank.
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think happy thoughts bitch!
WHY are they remaking "The Day the Earth Stood Still"?!
Hollywood, stop FUCKING with classic sci-fi films.
Blow me Will
Why doesn't Will come out of the L.Ron closet already? And after he does, just go away.....
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This is upsetting..
Ooh, f*ck this is the second time I post something along those lines.
Karate Kid might not be a master piece or anything, but why trash it like this?
I always thought that children could not be smug... until I saw this Fresh Prince's son at the Oscars.
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why the fuck do they ruin a classic ( in my world) because some spoiled brat had a "bright" idea? SHIT nothing is original anymore. Ok I am pissed.. not a good thing to get these kind of news while pmsing...
I hate this kid - he is such an insanely vain egotistical douchebag and he's like 7. I mean, great job Will & Jada! This little kid thinks he is the shit and not in a good confident way, in a "fuck you, I'm awesome way." BAD NEWS BEARS.
mmmm, I wonder how he got the part in the movie!
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