Wax On, Wax Off, Wax NO
Last year, Will Smith denied that his 10-year-old son Jaden Smith would star in a remake of "The Karate Kid." Will was majorly lie-telling. It was confirmed that Jaden will play the title role in a remake which starts shooting in Bejing and other places next year.
Variety reports the movie will be produced by Jerry Weintraub (he did the original). Chris Murphy will write that shit. The remake will follow the same plot as the original: a bullied kid fights back thanks to the help of a mentor.
This will be Jaden's third movie. He's already had roles in "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and "The Pursuit of Happyness."
A Karate Kid without Pat Morita is illegal, hurtful and wrong! And isn't Jaden too young for this shit? I mean, is he going to have a love interest? Oh shit. You know Tommy Girl is going to make Suri play the Elisabeth Shue role. And then John Travolta is going to play Mr. Miyagi. Keep it in the Scientology family!
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Thanks, Hollywood for ruining my childhood!!!
This remake is so wrong!!! Enough fucking remakes they will never be as good as the originals.
I hate this fucking family.
Submitted by Sassy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:32pm.
um, chilly0047, why would a kid be on a dating site? you fucking stupid whore liar!
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i'm actually beginning to like that stupid flat assed spammer. MK will post a puppy thread and the spammer would come running saying that the puppy has been found at the dating site! bwahahahah!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:05pm.
NO!
FUCKING NO!!!!!
I will spit on Will Smith if I ever see him. This is WRONG.
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waitaminutetherelady!!!
you OWE ME.
as much i would like you to spit, pee, go caca times all over Will Smith, you are NOT allowed to do anything until you kill Ceiling Eyes!
CEEEEEIIIIIIILLLLIIIIINNNNGGGG EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!
we have unfinished business...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Jeffro11,
Not your ass! From what i heard you was working it!
*insert porn music*
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um, chilly0047, why would a kid be on a dating site? you fucking stupid whore liar!
Submitted by danielle00 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:17pm.
am i the only one who still watches these puppies??!?!?!
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hell no. I am hooked on puppy cam in a bad way.
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Snowy: Me too! & everytime I go to youtube, I have to watch Carlton dancing.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Ugh. What a stupid idea. Then again, we're talking Will Smith here. Will his kid get to scream "OH hayl no!" somewhere in this crapfest remake? That pretty much sums up Will's thespian chops besides appearing half nude to show off his steroid progress and running from bad CG effects.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
In honor of the original 1984 version, I nominate Randee Heller, hot actress that played Daniel's mom, as Hot Slut of the Day.
That word is funny 'Happyness' like when on Beverly Hillbillies remake, the french teacher kept telling Jed about his Happenis, he was like 'nigga what?' lol
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:22pm.
Jeffro11,
Is THAT what THAT was??? I thought Aretha Franklin fell! You go boy!!
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My ass ain't THAT big!!!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
There is only one Daniel San and Jaden Smith ain't it! Ugh, Hollywood has no original ideas anymore.
Jeffro11,
Is THAT what THAT was??? I thought Aretha Franklin fell! You go boy!!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
He was said to be found at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there. Quite a few girls and ladies ...
Ugh, so it has to be Asian and not Ching-a-ling?! Ugh. This is a horrible day for me.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:00pm.
Jeffro!
How did the wknd go?
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Great! The play we saw was awesome, totally surprised the wife....and then...bow-chick-a-BOWBOW! :) What, the earthquake didn't make the news? LOL
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by danielle00 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:17pm.
no, I keep another window open to watch. I have noticed they are spending more time outside the whelping box except for sleeping.
dramz: that one always made me smile!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
am i the only one who still watches these puppies??!?!?!
I wonder if Will had to do a cameo in the movie?! To get his kid the staring role.
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Ho buster #1!
Another pointless remake flop.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:09pm.
kevin clamato, from what I understand- oriental applies to things (rugs, furniture, etc) and Asian applies to people.
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You're correct louise. I was totally given the third degree by my Asian roommate in college. She told me that "Oriental" is only use in reference to inanimate objects. Posesssions that came from the Orient....NEVER people. Asian is the proper term. :D
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I can imagine the MK gave evil side eye to idiot that asxked if he was half oriental.
Stupid stupid STUPID idea.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:09pm.
who used to have Carlton dancing as their avie?
fo sho!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
why remake the original? It's perfect the way it is. Can't they come up with something else?
They look like douchebags, the kid will most likely manipulate Mr. Miyagi into painting the fence himself, while he plays Xbox.
Smith and Jada are both so annoying, and now they push their kids into the biz too. UGH makes me wanna puke.
who used to have Carlton dancing as their avie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
kevin clamato, from what I understand- oriental applies to things (rugs, furniture, etc) and Asian applies to people.
Who wants to bet the bad kids will be lean, in shape hip hop dancer types auditioned by Mr. Smith personally?
Jussayin...
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Why is Oriental not PC? I think it sounds fancy.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
im 1/2 assed
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jayden will never replace Ralph Macchio in my heart.
Weeeeeeeiilllll, you ebil man. Isn't Carlton proof enough not to let your kids get into that shit business??
Sassy!
I thought he was half Ornamental?
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NO!
FUCKING NO!!!!!
I will spit on Will Smith if I ever see him. This is WRONG.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 1:54pm.
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LMAO
I checked out his IMDB credits and it looks like he's been playing some really hard hitting roles like Slick Salesman, Prison Guard, and Marty (opening credits only).
MK is half oriental so he could play Miyagi.
Yes, I agree. You CANNOT remake the karate kid. They would be arrested.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
What? They need the money.
Jeffro!
How did the wknd go?
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
I be scurred of these alien lovers
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First off, remaking The Karate Kid should be against the Constitution AND the Magna Carta AND the Bible AND the Dhammapada.
Second, why does it look like they are posing for a Macy's ad?
Thank god he got the part on merit and not due to Hollywood and CO$ connections eh?
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think happy thoughts bitch!
LMAO Lolo, *sob* ;P ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WRONG
LEAVE ORIGINALS ALONE BITCHES - PLEASE!
--thanks awfully--
Will's kids are cute but I don't understand why he and Jada are putting them "out there" in the entertainment business. The kids also come off a little too big for their britches in public sometimes.
*Holds Snowpiece like a baby*
Shhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhhhhh now Momma is here for you.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mr. Miyagi is dead. You don't remake a movie when Mr. Miyagi is not going to be Mr. Miyagi
They'll prob. get Bobby Lee from Mad TV to play Mr.Miyagi. Hollywood is that retarded now. They murder all the classics!
All jokes aside, Will's kid is cute
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Dear Hollywood,
Quit buying your spoiled brats careers in the entertainment industry. Fuck off and die!
Love,
Stoney
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