Tuesday, November 11th 2008
Hairy And Hairier
Maggie Gyllenhag and Peter Sarsgaard showed up to some event at Moma in NYC last night looking like they were just discovered living in a cave in the mountains, surviving on snake piss, tarantula legs, lizard heads and bat peens. The Olsen trolls are probably filing a lawsuit right now against these two haggard bitches. They copyrighted the "mole people of the mountains" look.
If Maggie wanted to wear fur so badly, she should've just shaved off the 70s pussy bush from Peter's face and worn that shit instead.
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Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:51pm.
I love these two. I'm friends with Maggie. She's wonderfully awesome. :-)
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really? thats cool! and Im not surprised :)
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ew, just no. The worst is they both have smug LOOK-AT-MEEEE looks like they bought all the asskissing hype from their stylists telling them they'll start a Grizzly Adams haute coutre trend.
Real or not, that vest thing and Pete's beard need to go back to the d-list space movie extras wardrobe they came from.
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hahah anyone seen the Family Guy episode where Peter(fittingly!) grows a beard and he has birds and shit living in it? Funny shit
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I remember that! She did not fit the bill at all.
I think Helena Christensen replaced her.
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
I love these two. I'm friends with Maggie. She's wonderfully awesome. :-)
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
I want to hate her and say "that fugly bitch is married but I can't get a boyfriend" but she's a really good actress and I think they're a nice couple. They're definitely not fame whores. I think Peter used to be kinda hot before the nasty beard. ughhh.shave that shit
That's not real fur. But it IS a dreadful accessory.
And Peter needs to shave that shit, unless he's trying to be so gross and unwashed looking, Maggie dumps him.
literally LOL lolo :D
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louise_brooks lenin and kitty or something, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh Aphid where you at been? lol
I like Maggie and Peter. Doesn't mean I can't recognize Maggie is kinda homely
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agreed. do you remember when she was the face of Agent Provocateur? AWFUL!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:42pm.
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No, I didn't see it at the time! LMAO
Submitted by missy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:46pm.
I think she looks great
As your new wife, I respect your opinion and value our differences as that is what make sus such a great couple ;0
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Was PETA there?
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What's that spell?!? *turns around and lifts up skirt, showing "DRAMA" on her ruffle-butt panties*
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Hi Miss Priss! I've been working and sleeping. I miss you guys! But I have the day off for Veteran's Day, YAY
Oh i love Maggie G but this fur mess is unforgivable and what in the unibomber hell is Peter thinking?!?!
They are good actors and seem to have a nice relationship so I heart them for that... now as for their choice in clothing and style.... feet don't fail me now!
I think she looks great
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He looks like a fat bloated Jason Bateman.
Who i would "do" "repeatedly"
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:41pm.
Yeah, but Basement Baby will wear it horizontally.
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They'll match her furry shoes:
http://stylefrizz.com/img/solange-knowles-furry-boots.jpg
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Lest we forget.
She's obviously a graduate from the Katie Holmes school of style and deportment for bints with chunky legs.
Rule 1. Always stand with legs wide apart. Reduces wind resistance and crotch rot.
louise_brooks LOL did you see my comment? great minds think alike!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh Aphid where you at been? lol
I like Maggie and Peter. Doesn't mean I can't recognize Maggie is kinda homely
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Rah Rah for Aphid!
Rah Rah for Aphid!
drama's on her desk a'screamin'
Rah Rah for Aphid!
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Who gives Dramaqueen Her kicks?
Rah Rah for Aphid!
Love her so!
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Hmm.. I hope those animals on her shoulder are still alive. That's why she had to seatbelt them onto her body. That's really the only way I can accept this look.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 2:40pm.
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Yeah, but Basement Baby will wear it horizontally.
If this woman can make it in hollywood with that sad pound puppy face then im signing my asshole up for music lessons so it can tour with Kanye.
wtf
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Is he serious with that? Is he trying to look like Dostoevsky??
Something about Maggie brings out the bully in me. I want to tell her that her friends said she looks fat and we aren't going to give her a ride home after school.
To much beard for me!!
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Aida Jolie
Don't tell me they're remaking Grizzly Adams now too!
And Solange called: she wants to know where Maggie got that thing.
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I like these two. They ain't the prettiest but they're two of the hottest bitches around today. Far more interesting on film than prettier actors (I'm looking at you, Brad, Nicole, Angelina et al)
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why does it have to be 70s pussy bush?
Maggie's hot. She can be my secretary anytime.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Is that REAL FUR? If it is she is in my C*nt Book now.
This makes me feel like an Asian tranny whore.
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Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Gross.. He says "I might as well have a beard like this, you should see what i eat for dinner!" *blinks* lol.. Anyways.. And then she says "so what, my brothers gay, its ok for me to dress like this!" (what he eats for dinner)!!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
they look like something from a russian novel
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jesus is back! Look busy!