About That "Uncool" Quote....
Earlier, I posted some shit about Jenny Aniston telling Vogue Magazine that "what Angelina did was very uncool." I figured the comment was in response to the goddess using her vaginal powers to bring Brad Pitt to the dark side. Her comment really wasn't about that. She's saving that comment for the next movie she has to whore out.
UsWeekly reports that when the dude who interviewed Jenny for the magazine asked her about Saint Angie, she asked if he could turn off the tape recorder. Jenny then started ripping up her sofa cushions and pulling out her little ass hairs. When she was done with that, she wanted to talk about how she didn't think it was hot of Saint Angie to give a detailed timeline to the press on how she fell in love with Jen's then-husband on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."
Jenny said, "There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
Oh, Jen, it's called "rubbing it in your mug." Saint Angie meant for it to be more than "uncool," she meant it to be royally cunty.
Jenny said that she speaks to Brad every now and again just to say "hello" and to congratulate him on all his ten million babies. She forgot to mention that she sometimes calls him from a pay phone in Encino at 2am just to breathe heavily.
Maddox's arch rival also spoke about her relationship with manwhore John Mayer, "People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up." And when asked what she felt about him blabbing about dumper her ass, she said, "Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man."
Trust me, we'll totally see it happen again and again. And I think her "love just shows up" quote got cut off. She went on to say, ".....after spending hours trolling eHarmony and finally realizing that you have to pay some douchebag for it."
P.S. - That cover needs a lot, lot, lot more Photoshop work. Specifically, Maddox's face pasted over hers.
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*jell-o fight*
I'm in!!!! LoLo and Oklahoma
put your bikinis on hoes!!!
I feel like I woke up from a coma is it still 2005? Anyway people will stop caring about all 3 once they start to get old. Brad looks beat, Jen ain't much to look at, and Angie ain't getting any younger.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:32pm.
LOL, thanks! Spam-a-rama fest on the older posts it looks like. Every kind of porn you could want in those damn links! I wonder if MK knows they are there?
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game over... done till evening hours, just can't handle the bradianistalina shit!
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with the bravery of being out of range."
lol @ uncool.. "Sit by yourself Angelina, you are wearing sweatpants to school today" "Its the only thing that would fit!" "Watch where you're going FAT ASS!"
Remember those lines from Mean Girls where the Main one gained all that weight..LMAO!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Who cares Jenny poo, you're supposed to have hurtful shit thrown in your face. That's the shit you signed up for when you became America's Shitheart. And damn, can anyone say busted ass face!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Farrah and Pearl_
Fuck! I know!!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Maybe Jen will hook up with Guy R. That's if Sienna doesn't jump on it first.
She is responding to what Saint Angie said a few weeks ago, right? It sounds like Saint Angie is helping to keep this going.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:29pm.
Holy FUCK!
Okay, so, since this will be a boring thread, I will add my off topic crap here.
I accidentally clicked on the Dixie Chicks tags over there --------> and it had one entry from like 2006. So, it had some comments and I looked. HOLY SPAM LINKS! Don't click any of those links in the posts, definitely hacker links...
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EVIL SHOE'S POST FOR HOT SLUT OF THE DAY!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*dies*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
nobody cares. bad picture. if she really looks like that she has my sympathy!
makes more sense now.
these people are so fucking annoying its getting out of control
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I hope she says more because it seems like she's holding back and she has no reason to. Put both those bitches on blast so we can be entertained dammit! I want to know intimate details.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Oh, Jen, it's called "rubbing it in your mug." Saint Angie meant for it to be more than "uncool," she meant it to be royally cunty.
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You got that right MK.
JA probably shit when she saw that cover quote!
Submitted by senoritame on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:30pm.
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Hahaha, I'll send reinforcements! I used to find it interesting, now not so much.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:26pm.
Awwww shit not again
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ha! my first thought exactly!
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I would just like to interject that David Copperfield is the biggest douche to ever live. Trust.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:24pm.
Oh my fucking God!! Who gives a rat's flying asshole?
I wish that I didn't give a rat's flying asshole, but unfortunately I do...somebody HELP ME!!!
Her eyes are creeepay!
This bitch is still hung up on this. Move the fuck on! And it's just as much Brad Pitt's fault as it was Angelina Jolie's, why does everyone always blame the woman?!
And "uncool"? Really? That's the best adjective you could think of?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 4:26pm.
Awwww shit not again
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that's exactly what i was thinking... HATE! LOVE! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE AN ASS!! ANGELINA IS WHORE! JENNY IS FUCKED!!
here we go again...can you feel the love?
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
LMAO @ LoLo.. Also, that red dress makes her look like JLo.. But an even more grotesque Jlo. I dn't mind red jello, but I like to add more food coloring to it. Since I was talking about J and Lo
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
i feel SO sorry for her! Mr and Mrs Smith came out 3 years ago, and people will forever make it hard for her to get over it.
Isnt Copperfield a rapist anyways?
Holy FUCK!
Okay, so, since this will be a boring thread, I will add my off topic crap here.
I accidentally clicked on the Dixie Chicks tags over there --------> and it had one entry from like 2006. So, it had some comments and I looked. HOLY SPAM LINKS! Don't click any of those links in the posts, definitely hacker links...
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Dick happens! - MK
looonie loonie loonie loonie loonie
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She looks beat on that cover,who would approve that mess?I agree that Angie was a major cunt.No one wants it rubbed in their face that they got their man stolen.Claudia was David's beard nothing more.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ah, NOW I understand the quote. Too bad the Brangeloons are going to jump on it like random baybee-making dick regardless.
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bitch looks old, scared, botoxed, about to fart and queef and also, you know she's about to make a run for it.Askeered!
where's Benji Madden? he might help..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Her comment makes more sense now.
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Awwww shit not again
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
damn what a butterface picture that is. she can look better!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Well, no, I never thought that Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense.
Oh my fucking God!! Who gives a rat's flying asshole?