Why Is Stephen Baldwin Still Here?
The dirty toilet plunger known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama won. Somebody give that dumb fuck a newspaper, because Obama is our next president and Stephen is still here! I doubt Canada wants his ass either. When Obama won, they probably sent Stephen a bottle of their native maple syrup with a note that said, "Eh! This is the closest you will get to our fair Canada! Eh!"
Stephen lied to us all by not leaving. That's not very Christian-like. In the wise words of the God Warrior, "HE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIIAAAAAAN." It also wasn't very Christian of him to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed on his body. Ew and ew.
According to TMZ, at some White House event last year, Miley Cyrus dared Stephen to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed somewhere on his busted body. If he did it, she would let him guest star on her show. Well, yesterday at one of his book signings in Nashville, Stephen showed Miley his tattoo. He went through his part of the deal so she has to get through hers. Miley agreed that she'd let him cameo on her show.
No, that's not creepy at all. Well, it's only her initials, Stephen could tell people it means something else. Horny Moron? Hobag Mangina? Humongous Motherfucker? The possibilities are endless.
And since I mentioned God Warrior, it would be dark-sided not to post her most shining moment:
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@ angel--
Well, damm.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:07pm.
For reals: Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky?
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aw come ON. who doesn't like a newf? They're our very own kiwis.
Where the hell are the aussies?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - When I went through the Maine Crossing last year, the US side was only interested in my dog food, not my multiple prison tats or the drug paraphernalia dangling from my rear-view mirror. They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. I didn't like to point out that it was manufactured in the States. Discretion is often the better part of valour.
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That's truly funny, Jo. I'm not allowed to give blood because when I was in the military we were fed beef that was processed through a meat processing plant that they traced Mad Cow back to. I'm actually on a list.. bwhahaha.
It's not so bad really, cuz everytime I am a complete ass I just say, "Sorry, musta' been the Mad Cow acting up again."
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:00pm.
They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow
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That's what Daniel Ratcliffe said.
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
--MK
Calling all sexy women:
Victoria's Secret
Since we Canadians have taken over your blog, this is by way of an apology (because that's the Canadian thing to do).
You might already know about this but, maybe, not.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6225503&page=1
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:09pm.
Why is Alec Baldwin still here...didn't he make the same vow in regards to George Bush Jr.
The reason why the Baldwin men look so portly lately is because they're full of shit.
No one is moving anywhere.
Although I wish a lot of these vapid Hollywood stars would.
Of course, then you'd be out of job, Michael K.
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Michael K can move here. We'd send him to Montreal.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
please allow me to speak on behalf of canada (from b.c.) we don't want his washed up ass either.if he crosses the boarder we'll kick his ass further north, and he can be a house guest at palin's.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:58pm.
I'm sure Canada sent this douche a memo that said "you're not invited to our land. fuck off. thank you and have a great day"
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Well I just sent him a note and I said "You're not invited to the Latke Party and Gift Exchange."
And I did not add "Sorry if I have in any way caused offense."
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:07pm.
For reals: Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky?
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I shit you not, my friend. *sigh*
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Mustang - I like baffin island. How aboot ellesmere - that's where huge fuck-off chunks of ice are falling into the arctic ocean.
fingers crossed!
oh and sorry.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:07pm.
For reals: Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky?
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"They've been prisoners of the gristle monster."
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HM = Hot Mess.
I'm just sayin'...
Why is Alec Baldwin still here...didn't he make the same vow in regards to George Bush Jr.
The reason why the Baldwin men look so portly lately is because they're full of shit.
No one is moving anywhere.
Although I wish a lot of these vapid Hollywood stars would.
Of course, then you'd be out of job, Michael K.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:03pm.
TITS - Stephenville, Nfld. (He'd think it was named for him.)
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OY. My mom was born in Clarenville. I saw the shack (and supposedly the bare bed frame) that she was born in. My Aunt Bea and Uncle Dicky live in a trailer! I can't understand a damn thing they say! I have 5 Aunties known as "The Heavyweights"! Too much - too. much. newfie. memories....(all true:)
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HAHA, Joe. We are on high alert for dog food cartel activity on the border. If Homeland Security was so concerned about Mad Cow disease they would have deported Roseanne years ago.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@ angel_i and TITS
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:49pm.
angel - yes I did, sweetie, thanks. I will use it.
TITS - Stephenville, Nfld. (He'd think it was named for him.) or far, far better - Baffin Island.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:58pm.
I'm sure Canada sent this douche a memo that said "you're not invited to our land. fuck off. thank you and have a great day"
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Well said.
Don't forget the 'Sorry if we have in any way caused offense.'
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:54pm.
Pudge is wrong!!
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I can't wait to throw it in his face. Oh, tonight is gonna be the highlight of my week!
*doing happy dance*
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:50pm.
I'm guessing that having the initials of a fifteen year old girl tattooed on your body might affect whether or not Canadian border security lets you in
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When I went through the Maine Crossing last year, the US side was only interested in my dog food, not my multiple prison tats or the drug paraphernalia dangling from my rear-view mirror. They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. I didn't like to point out that it was manufactured in the States. Discretion is often the better part of valour.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4khLRDBXhsM&feature=related
Hey Mustang! Didja get that addy?
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I'm sure Canada sent this douche a memo that said "you're not invited to our land. fuck off. thank you and have a great day"
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:49pm.
Here's a question - supposing that god-botherer DID move to Canada, where would we send him to live? Hamilton?
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Red Deer.
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I can support that.
Farrah - I've heard canadians referred to as 'ice-backs'.
psst (most so-called american comedians are from canada, so it's understood that's not terribly clever)
2fer!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
I don't know about Stephen, but if I had to go live in exile in Canada, I would choose Halifax. Beautiful city.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@ angel_i and LCT
Yeah, as if they'd believe you that Canadians beat Americans in a war - which we did. They'll ignore it or have to google it.
I do love most Dlisted Americans - except for some bloody strange ones who appear out of nowhere to stir up shit and, then, run away.
You're welcome Mrs. Kravitz. Alec is all yours. Pudge is wrong!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:46pm.
Like I said, I can't wait to tell Pudge he once again made an unsupportable generalization!
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It's ok. Tell him we're sorry we couldn't help him out:)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:50pm.
LMAO
Oh, I'll tell!!
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:49pm.
Here's a question - supposing that god-botherer DID move to Canada, where would we send him to live? Hamilton?
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how about South Dildo, Newfoundland?
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:49pm.
Here's a question - supposing that god-botherer DID move to Canada, where would we send him to live? Hamilton?
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Red Deer.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:46pm.
Like I said, I can't wait to tell Pudge he once again made an unsupportable generalization!
Seems to be his forte.
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Throw in that you know a Canadian willing to sick her horny pet moose on him if he does it again.
Biddell rules the runway!
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One nation once again!
I'm guessing that having the initials of a fifteen year old girl tattooed on your body might affect whether or not Canadian border security lets you in.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:46pm.
this is the kind of shit that makes me happy to be a beaner.
I'll just sit here and watch the USA/Canada match.
*sipping Amarula*
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I'm an American beaner. Can I have a sip?
OMG. I just realized that one of my fondest childhood memories is of scoring a goal on the best hockey player in the school in gym class. Glory be what a glorious day that was!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:46pm.
@LCT: Sorry - I was swingin' all crazy left and right! I meant: we beat THEM at war!
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Sorry. High five. It's ok, let's go for Timmy's. Sorry.
Here's a question - supposing that god-botherer DID move to Canada, where would we send him to live? Hamilton?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:42pm.
Our national motto could be 'caaaa-ar!'.
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LOL! Ain't that the truth!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:43pm.
Like I said, I can't wait to tell Pudge he once again made an unsupportable generalization!
Seems to be his forte.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
@LCT: Sorry - I was swingin' all crazy left and right! I meant: we beat THEM at war!
Thanks:)
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this is the kind of shit that makes me happy to be a beaner.
I'll just sit here and watch the USA/Canada match.
*sipping Amarula*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Speaking of open doors, what is with those people that will run from half a mile away if they see someone walking through a door just so they don't have to open it themselves? I'll hockey stick ram your ass!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:42pm.
Alec is just another crappy Baldwin. Apples off the same tree. You can keep him Mrs. K. He's a raving ranter.
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GOOD!!! More for me.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:43pm.
and some homo in your coffee.
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Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:25pm.
Funnee - how do you tell is someone is canadian? step on their toe and see if they apologize.
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Punch them in the face and see if they buy you a coffee.
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FUCK THAT! You punch me in the face and I will CUT YOU. It's a new Canada, bitches. We beat you guys at war anyway;p
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We're Canadian, remember?
Submitted by jd.xy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:34pm.
Twice if you want double-double.
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And a shot to the baby-maker if you want a box of Tim Bits
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and knock them down if you want a box of Smarties. ;-)
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LOLOL
and some homo in your coffee.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:37pm.
Inneresting...
Me and Pudge were talking about this and he said "Oh, you're not a REAL Canadian if you don't like hockey."
I can't wait to tell him he's wrong.
Again.
Hee hee
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Untrue.
I'm as Canadian as they come (6th generation or some heeby like that) and I hate it. That'd be like saying you're not a real American unless you're obese and have no teeth. Not cool.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:40pm.
Did you read the article about mccains aides spilling the beans on her rank stupidity?&&&
Yes, and frankly I can't understand why they are doing it. Doesn't make them look none too smart neither.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by jd.xy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:56pm
That's one of the funniest things I've read. You actually think that the Americans listen to us? That's really cute. :)
I hate hockey. Too damned many teams, now. No, Leafs, No!!
Alec is just another crappy Baldwin. Apples off the same tree. You can keep him Mrs. K. He's a raving ranter.
I've already apologized for Celine, once. Yeah, it takes a hell of a lot more times than that.
My computer's running a 'bit' slow so sorry if I'm writing what has already been written. Sorry about Celine, too.
Thanks, Angel - got it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:32pm.
Are any of you Canadians out there NOT hockey fans?
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I used to PLAY hockey. Ice and street.
Been to games at the gardens too.
Our national motto could be 'caaaa-ar!'.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:23pm.
"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door."
Yeah, Sarah, like, you go girl!
BLECH.
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I'm picturing the dumb bitch pushing on the door. pushing and pushing and pushing and all the time it was a 'pull'.
Did you read the article about mccains aides spilling the beans on her rank stupidity?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:38pm.
Are Americans free to travel in and out of Canada as they see fit?
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There's a recently added statute or some shit about a criminal record.
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