Why Is Stephen Baldwin Still Here?
The dirty toilet plunger known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama won. Somebody give that dumb fuck a newspaper, because Obama is our next president and Stephen is still here! I doubt Canada wants his ass either. When Obama won, they probably sent Stephen a bottle of their native maple syrup with a note that said, "Eh! This is the closest you will get to our fair Canada! Eh!"
Stephen lied to us all by not leaving. That's not very Christian-like. In the wise words of the God Warrior, "HE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIIAAAAAAN." It also wasn't very Christian of him to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed on his body. Ew and ew.
According to TMZ, at some White House event last year, Miley Cyrus dared Stephen to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed somewhere on his busted body. If he did it, she would let him guest star on her show. Well, yesterday at one of his book signings in Nashville, Stephen showed Miley his tattoo. He went through his part of the deal so she has to get through hers. Miley agreed that she'd let him cameo on her show.
No, that's not creepy at all. Well, it's only her initials, Stephen could tell people it means something else. Horny Moron? Hobag Mangina? Humongous Motherfucker? The possibilities are endless.
And since I mentioned God Warrior, it would be dark-sided not to post her most shining moment:
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Oh Michael K...thank you for posting the God Warrior!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!!
My husband and I still quote her and it never fails to crack our asses up! I have an old friend that has turned seriously religious and that is how she is referred to behind closed doors (yes...we're going to hell and we're ok with that!).
The best part was when the house she was sent to was making her sick and she was heaving all over the yard! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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I'm sorry but that is child abuse. She is tormenting her entire family.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:35pm.
Ba-DUM!!!
I actually have a collegue, (can't quite call her a friend because of the following), who thinks that tribal rituals are "demonic".
She also wouldn't allow her daughter to attend a college that didn't teach creationism.
She survived 2 cancers 15 years ago and turned to God. OK, I can see surviving 2 cancers making one get some religion in her life, but geez.
Oh, her family also proudly features George W. Bush's portrait.
She's otherwise intelligent and capable.
I don't get it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:15pm.
I think that video is pre-surgery, it's dated 2006. Here's a newer one. She's kind of clueless, but not scary-religious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX407po-Hyk&feature=related
Her daughter died in a car accident. As you can see from the videos, her husband and kids lubbed her even with the screamin.
It was the older one, the one with the child.
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:15pm.
I think that video is pre-surgery, it's dated 2006.
Her daughter died in a car accident.
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NO WAY! I actually loved her daughters...boo hoo:( Which one?
S'ok. I just found it. SO sad. Honestly - I felt SO badly for her daughters. They both had something really special going on with them that she was totally blocking.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:30pm.
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You know that I'm just kidding about Nickelback... well not about Nickelback, but about the Canada part. Like I said earlier, I would move there if it wasn't for the background check...oh and the Canadian currency conversion.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:21pm.
Okay, that God Warrior scares the shit out of me. Idiots like her are the reason I am an atheist today.
Whatever you are, I hope your not "DORK-SIDED"!!!LOL!
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No, but my husband sure is. (-:
Yes, why is he still here? I could use the extra space sore loser bible-bangers take up.
But in all fairness to Canadians, they don't deserve the Cromagnon fundie herd flushing their country's economy down a war and debt crapper, so yeah, I nominate Taliban and fundie-Muslim strongholds since they're also all about controlling women's bodies and stoning gays.
... hmmmm, "Koran-beaters" or "Koran-bangers" doesn't quite flow from the tongue. Oh nevermind, moderate Muslims and NO-tight-ass-religion folks anywhere don't deserve the fundie-fuckwit scourge. -- OK, last edit, promise!
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:21pm.
Okay, that God Warrior scares the shit out of me. Idiots like her are the reason I am an atheist today.
Whatever you are, I hope your not "DORK-SIDED"!!!LOL!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:26pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Touché Slutty! Our cup runneth over with morons. Which is why we don't need Beady-eye Baldwin or the fat-arsed dork-sided hating woman.
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There sure does seem to be a correlation between strong religous beliefs and bad acting.
He was perfect in usual suspects - that shot of him rolling out of bed - ai yi yi.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:11pm.
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Yes, but you'll still have Nickelback.
Molotov/Viva's favorite band!
I knew whats his name was full of shit.
Ho buster #1!
The surprise here is not whether Stephen is still in the US or whether he tattooed HM's initials on his body...it is the fact that he and Miley get invited to the White House...on account of what? They are not even Hollywood royalty or accomplished artists (Miley's popularity does not make her a great artist). Guess standards for White House guests are really low these days. As for the fat screaming bitch, she is in a dire need of an exorcism or straitjacket...that behaviour is anything but Christian...I thought she would start flagellating herself and the whole family any minute and then burn a couple of crosses in the back yard...that's how demented she appears to me..She is disgusting inside and out.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard some loco say "If XXXXX wins the election, I'm moving to Canada". I'd be rich enough to buy a new pair of boots.
Okay, that God Warrior scares the shit out of me. Idiots like her are the reason I am an atheist today.
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I can't see the video, boo.
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Mustang... Maybe I am getting kinder in my old age, I think the whole family is a bunch of neurotic asswipes. I have heard Stephen rant and rave over a Christian subject just as I have heard Alec rant and rave to his ex-wife and daughter.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:03pm.
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Oh why Slutty don't let something as pesky as a background check stop you; You are welcome in my home ANY TIME *alerting border security*
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the fucking god warrior has the same fabric on her accent pillows that I do. Must go home and redecorate now.
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:04pm.
Poor Marguerite. That was during her sugar-rage days. She had a bypass and got a lot nicer, at least for the tv cameras.
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There you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnnXiXqwbrU
She doesn't know her own name?
But I could have sworn I saw her dancing with Trannies once. No lie. I just can't find it. I will;)
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Submitted by kacky on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:04pm.
Her older daughter died too, so I guess she's paid up, karmically.
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Let me guess, she committed suicide.
DORK SIDED! DORK SIDED!
That demented drama queen sucks all the joy out of that household. The only darkside that I perceive is the light being turned off in the eyes of her family.
We'll take the Baldwin up here only if you all down there take and *keep* the Lavigne, the Anderson and any assorted Muchmusic and MTV Canada veejay behind your borders forever. Fair trade not free trade I always say.
dirty toilet plunger - best description of Stephen ever.
She is one mother fuckin crazy bitch. You should never judge a person off of their religion. I feel so bad for her children.Having to be on telivision while there mother acts like a damn fool.Pitty.
Near the end of this video, where the lady laughs off the Buddha as though he were a cartoon character, I am certain that one of the disciplines that she lists off as dark-sided is 'Zoology'.
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Sassy.. that's what I was thinking.. Man those are some professionals.. I would be LMAO
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:49pm.
Regardless of whether Obama had won or not, could he please leave the country.
An asteroid in the Crab Nebula would still be too close for this Super Christian Douche.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
This picture creeps me out, I don't care how famous someone is, if Miley were my child and Stephen Baldwin showed that tattoo, I would be grabbing her and running.
I loved her screaming. It made me feel alive again.
That obese Bible-thumping cunt represents everything that is wrong with this country. Ignorant whale.
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It's a hoot without sound. Look at the size of that cow's arse! Morbidly obese much?
Poor Marguerite. That was during her sugar-rage days. She had a bypass and got a lot nicer, at least for the tv cameras. Her older daughter died too, so I guess she's paid up, karmically.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:58pm.
Why do all these morons want to come to Canada??
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Because they think that they're actually moving overseas?!?! I don't know, but if I could I would move just to live next door to you, Joe. Unfortunately those little pesky background checks prevents me from leaving the country.
She doesn't like dorks?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:58pm.
Why do all these morons want to come to Canada?? Grrr! We've already more than filled our moron quota with Don Cherry and Stephen Harper.
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Wait... I thought we were proud of Don Cherry? No? You have to give him credit for his suits.
Did she say it was *dork-sided*?
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Did God Warrior ever tape that check back together?
I am surprised the camera didn't shake from the crew laughing.
Holy fucking foreskin! Call me dark sided but bitch is as mad as she is fat.
Why do all these morons want to come to Canada?? Grrr! We've already more than filled our moron quota with Don Cherry and Stephen Harper.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:53pm.
Sluttsville!!
night whore! If you see petite on MS...Tell her I said hi
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Hey xxyxz, still miss you on MS, I will pass the word onto Petite.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:46pm.
That lady has issues. She's beyond neurotic, man. Now SHE needs a big barrel of pot, ASAP.
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I need a big barrel of pot, too, but for dif reasons. You got some?
We could, like, share.
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good dreams xxyxz
Yeah, Alec is liberal, Stephen is Christian conservative.
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Whoops - great minds, etc. You're kinder than I am, however. I just think they're out-and-out liars.
Byyyeeee xxyxyxyxzyxyxyxxyxy! Heeaarrt!
Sluttsville!!
night whore! If you see petite on MS...Tell her I said hi