Why Is Stephen Baldwin Still Here?
The dirty toilet plunger known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama won. Somebody give that dumb fuck a newspaper, because Obama is our next president and Stephen is still here! I doubt Canada wants his ass either. When Obama won, they probably sent Stephen a bottle of their native maple syrup with a note that said, "Eh! This is the closest you will get to our fair Canada! Eh!"
Stephen lied to us all by not leaving. That's not very Christian-like. In the wise words of the God Warrior, "HE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIIAAAAAAN." It also wasn't very Christian of him to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed on his body. Ew and ew.
According to TMZ, at some White House event last year, Miley Cyrus dared Stephen to get Hannah Montana's initials tattooed somewhere on his busted body. If he did it, she would let him guest star on her show. Well, yesterday at one of his book signings in Nashville, Stephen showed Miley his tattoo. He went through his part of the deal so she has to get through hers. Miley agreed that she'd let him cameo on her show.
No, that's not creepy at all. Well, it's only her initials, Stephen could tell people it means something else. Horny Moron? Hobag Mangina? Humongous Motherfucker? The possibilities are endless.
And since I mentioned God Warrior, it would be dark-sided not to post her most shining moment:
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Mrs. K would be crushed to hear you all speak of Alec in this way.
I do believe she would not mind us throwing the Stephan out of a moving vehicle.
Not her words Im only guessing :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He's co-written two books with the poor guy whose name appears in 8-pt.
Hey now, WE ARE KEEPING Billy Baldwin!!!
Chynavagina can leave though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL... I was watching TV too!
strange!
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I'm outta here Hors! See you tomorrow
What kinda fucking sense does it make for him to move to Canada. We're only really just more of that Obama shit.
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We could "ooVoo" him and tell him that McCain won in a recount but Palin wants him out of the country or he's Moose Meat Pie Goods.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Didn't Alec vow to move to France if Bush won a few years ago, and recently Stephen vowed to move to Canada if Obama won.....this clearly means that America is voting just to have the Baldwins to leave the country.
Just another lying Baldwin brother - scuzzy, too.
Alec Baldwin said that he'd move here, in 2000, if Bush was elected. He was practically rabid about it (normal, in other words). Thank god he didn't come, either.
Keep your Baldwins. Thanks. All 50 of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by randy1 on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:49pm.
I bet the God Warrior's undies are dark sided as well. Shivvvvver!
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Her daughter in the denim jacket died in a car accident like, a year ago. That little girl was hers. So sad.
xxyxz... really? oh lord... to be honest I thougt about you too while watching a clean house re-run ha ha
Regardless of whether Obama had won or not, could he please leave the country.
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I bet the God Warrior's undies are dark sided as well. Shivvvvver!
Effword that crap, Baldwin's not setting foot in Canananananada!
My darkside is cowering. That was some freaky shit.
Submitted by applehead on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 5:37pm.
I heard that too. Sadness :(
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Not in a bad way!!! pinky promise
That lady has issues. She's beyond neurotic, man. Now SHE needs a big barrel of pot, ASAP. I have an uncle who's as fucked up as she is. He's trully psycho.
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Please leave, Stephen. Take Miley with you. That's two less asshats to deal with on a daily basis.
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Alec promised to move to Canada if GW won. Alec didn't move either. It must be one of those Baldwin things, "If I don't get my way, I will leave."
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Canada doesn't have a Baldwin, do they?
Well, he's all yours!!!
Adios Stevie.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
In Jesus name I pray.... holy cow...omg.. Oscar material
Are we sure the HM doesn't stand for "Had Miley".
Hoooooollllly cow.
Damm.
That God Warrior vid scared the effing dark-sidedness out of me.
Somebody give me some clean underwear.
Her scawwwy demon eyes, her freaky teefs, her demonized hissy fit.
I am completely traumatized.
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I guess it's safe to assume that this pic wasn't taken at a MENSA meeting.
Its not like we can call him the useless Baldwin either. They're are so many to choose from....
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Is this video for fucking real? I feel so bad for the girl who looks to be about 14... she's scared shitless.
that picture is like looking into a bottomless pit of dumb ass.
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Wasn't it her daughter that was killed in a car accident and left behind a little kid? Sadness...
The mom was all kinds of nuts tho
Why does this creep me out? Hannah Montana tatoo? Miley's 12 inch gums?
I wouldn't wish Canada to have Stephen's stupid ass contaminating ya'll over there
He nees to be sent off to space with Parisite. Let the mooninites deal with his ass
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Like they would want him in Canada (outside of maybe Alberta).
Born-again is just another word for recidivist fuck-up.
That was the best TRADING SPOUSES ever, in history. That lady needed to be committed or win a fucking award, the absolute best, if you missed it, its a must see.
And Stephen is probably fucking Mylie or however she spells it. I refuse to believe this whore has not be defiled yet. REFUSE!!