Tuesday, November 11th 2008

Lil' Santey Claus And His Alien Elf Helper

"Christmas is coming! Posh ain't getting fat! Please put a burger in her stomach STAT!"

Here's Posh and her son Cruz walking around the Grove in Los Angeles today. It's a good thing Romeo held on to his mommy's hand while she was carrying that yellow balloon, because if he didn't, that shit would carry her skinny ass away.

And that blonde bodyguard is making my peen hole sing. Yes, I'm hard up today.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

She looks like a walking stick!

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Tibs's picture

Aw see now that is where I am going wrong. When I take my sons to the zoo I wear trainers (sneakers for those over the Atlantic). I shall now be sure to put on some 9-inch heels and cripple myself while trying to climb the hill at Edinburgh zoo! Hey, I could use the heels as picks!

KD's picture

That blonde security guard is kind of hot, but he looks like he hates his life.

lizzieb's picture

Are the other two boys in her handbag? Oh dear god woman, buy a mirror and get a clue.

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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

She looks toned. Good for her.

And yes, that dress is ridic.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:35pm.
Yep that was me!!! Doesn't it work awesome?? I actually had this hair mascara some years back that they dont make anymore. It was blue but it was like mascara with the wand and all...so it made me think one day when i had a plethora of grays...hmmm...maybe this could work! It did! :D

Yes! I really love it.
Plus, I'm a hair color virgin.

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soul's picture

go go boots and Home Ec dress. gosh posh.yuk.

gmrjr59's picture

I want her so bad... I know I'm sick. I love Posh.

jussayin's picture

her kid's leg is plumper than her...

btw, I am liking those ankle boots.....damn it.

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Submitted by UKer on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:38pm.
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Submitted by Mix Well on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:35pm.
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was I talking to you? is your name mk, where do you get off being rude to me? do you even know who I am?
no, didn't think so.

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Um, you for got to end it with "Google me you dumb fuck!"

I'm not taking sides, BTW, I just like that quote. And it seemed apropos here.

*crickets*

Okay.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:54pm.

Submitted by UKer on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:48pm.

Oh, some people like to come here and chastise others.
Ignore those people.
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Yeah, they're assholes.

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Submitted by Otter Pop on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:05pm.

Nice potato sack. Sad to think it probably cost more than my monthly mortgage.

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That potato sack has a name, mister. His name is Cruz. Show some respect.

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Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:23pm.

NovaNightly, were you the one who told me about the brown mascara to cover gray hair trick?
I did it and I liked it.
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Yep that was me!!! Doesn't it work awesome?? I actually had this hair mascara some years back that they dont make anymore. It was blue but it was like mascara with the wand and all...so it made me think one day when i had a plethora of grays...hmmm...maybe this could work! It did! :D

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Chicaloca's picture

Why is she walking around looking like peter pan in a dress.

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Is that Brooklyn in the Bindi Irwin getup?

Otter Pop's picture

Nice potato sack. Sad to think it probably cost more than my monthly mortgage.

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Submitted by Suki on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 7:01pm.

*rolls eyes @ posh*

btw, i dont care which of those spoiled, over-priveledged brats of hers that is (romeo, cruz, w/e) they all look the same
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*rolls eyes @ posh*

btw, i dont care which of those spoiled, over-priveledged brats of hers that is (romeo, cruz, w/e) they all look the same

oh yah, dont question mk...eva!

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his outfit is posh's way of showing off her allegedly fantastic sense of humor..

http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/kate-beckinsale-says-pal-posh-...

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Submitted by UKer on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:48pm.

Oh, some people like to come here and chastise others.
Ignore those people.

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UKer, I hear ya......but that is MixWell. I am not saying any more about him/her, lest he/she come after me. I was just explaning......

Most of us are pleasant to one another.... then we have commenters who do not like each other, then there are commenters that no one likes at all. Just the way of the Dlisted world.....

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MrsJCaesar's picture

That purse is an appropriate size.

Solaera's picture

Hot outfit. I love the booties.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:42pm.

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What's their job being a douche to someone they've never spoken to before and who has been a member of this blog a damn sight longer than they have?
i remember a time when registered members were civil to each other, but that was about two years ago.

angry mom's picture

why are they leaving?

have a lovely din din flatsy!
xo

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Don't like the silicon cantaloupe-holder wearing them, but I LOVELOVELOOOOOOVE the dress, the boots, the purse, whole damn thang.

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Submitted by UKer on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:38pm.

Submitted by Mix Well on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:35pm.
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was I talking to you? is your name mk, where do you get off being rude to me? do you even know who I am?
no, didn't think so.
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that is MixWell's job here......:)

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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
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Flatsy's picture

Clarisse, I know. Sadness when they leave.

Angry Mom, there are 6 of them and the one w/ the yellow collar is batshitcrazygirl.

Yeah, loving the brown mascara thing.

Off to meet Mr Flatsy for dinner.

Goodnight.

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angry mom's picture

LoveAnderson-thanks for the interwebs edumacation-they are freakin cutes :)
I would never know what's going on (in popular interwebular doings) without ya'll dlister sluts!

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Mix Well's picture
Submitted by Mix Well on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:35pm.
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was I talking to you? is your name mk, where do you get off being rude to me? do you even know who I am?
no, didn't think so.

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angry mom on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:33pm

OH!
They get up and play and everyfing.
Mom comes and feeds them, the peoples come and play and they beat the shit out of each other.
PUPPEHS!
It is the new Interweb Crack/Porn.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

angry mom's picture

I almost bought my son that outfit for halloween (san diego zoo keeper suit) but it was too nippy so we settled for Clifford.

angry mom's picture

is that live?
is that all they do-sleep that is?
freakin awesome
oh and I peered at your other post-whoever suggested-thanks
mascara to cover white/grey hair-noted for self and will try when I get home :)
I've been going white (not grey-freaking white) since I was 17 :(

UKer's picture

ffs it's not romeo.
it's cruz, how many times do i have to say it?
Does Michael still check these comment?

Clarisse's picture

Flatsy!
Enjoy them now...we only have a few more weeks with them...

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Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:28pm

oooooh, shhhhh da puppehs is sweepin' again.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

NitWitty's picture

I'm pretty sure Posh cuts her hair every morning if she gets on the scale and she's 2 ounces heavier. WTH?!

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:20pm.

Why is her kid dressed like the Crocodile Hunter? Honestly, I know rich people dress their kids like pansies sometimes, but I never get used to seeing it.
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But you said it first. Good call, Hekki!
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Flatsy's picture

Fat-assed puppies
MK posted this link last week and I can't stop watching them.
Beware, they're so cute, you can't tear yourself away.

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

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NightWatch's picture

I really like Posh but there are times were I can not stand to see pictures of her because she ALWAYS looks so unconformable and it makes me I unconformable. She is an attractive woman she just needs to work on her self esteem and building up her confidence because if not then all those pretty, expensive clothes are a waste because they mean shit without having the inner confidence to pull it off.

Salem13's picture

LOL OMG theres a house around my neighborhood that already has their X-mas decorations up! Theres also a radio station playing 24 X-mas music...its awesome. I love X-mas.

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Deb's picture

People should keep their Christmas shit packed up at least until after Thanksgiving.
And I'm sure that bag cost a mayjah fortune, but it looks like luggage to me.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Flatsy's picture

NovaNightly, were you the one who told me about the brown mascara to cover gray hair trick?
I did it and I liked it.

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Romeo is a cutie.

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angry mom's picture

fat-assed puppies? what ever do you mean love?

Happy Hour's picture

I said it before I will say it again.. I really like Victoria.. just that hair is not doing for me.. she looks even more skinny IF that's even possible.

Hekki's picture

Why is her kid dressed like the Crocodile Hunter? Honestly, I know rich people dress their kids like pansies sometimes, but I never get used to seeing it.

Flatsy's picture

Busy here, too. Those fat-assed puppies are addictive, arent't they? I don't think I've gotten much work done lately. Bad Flatsy.

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