Tuesday, November 11th 2008

Lil' Santey Claus And His Alien Elf Helper

"Christmas is coming! Posh ain't getting fat! Please put a burger in her stomach STAT!"

Here's Posh and her son Cruz walking around the Grove in Los Angeles today. It's a good thing Romeo held on to his mommy's hand while she was carrying that yellow balloon, because if he didn't, that shit would carry her skinny ass away.

And that blonde bodyguard is making my peen hole sing. Yes, I'm hard up today.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Happy Hour's picture

@Flatsy... shhh I wish.. I only go there in Sept 'cause I got friends there..

angry mom's picture

kisses for flatsy! :)
just trying to keep up with school/work/child hon and stay afloat-no time for play lately
how are you love?!

NovaNightly's picture

That purse looks huge!! ...i bet she stuffs a jacket or a pashmina scarf or something in there to make it look full.

She does look extra cadavery in these photos...

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Mr. Mercury's picture

Props to the red shirt guy in the fourth thumbnail....I think he's picking his nose and flicking boogers on Posh's back. Since her dress is green, she'll never notice! Might be an improvement on that outfit now that I think about it.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Flatsy's picture

Hey Angry Mom!
Where have you been darling? :)

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She's flat and that's that!

NovaNightly's picture

TITS! Your avie is great...but i seriously think i keep seeing Charo!! It's creepy!!

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Flatsy's picture

Happy Hour, you live in Hawaii? I am so jelly.
Can I be your best friend?

Wow, what's up w/ Macy's? Sept is out of control.

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kdracofan's picture

Love AndersoN: I am not scuredddddd!!!!!

(lol *waving hello)

angry mom's picture

I gots no hate for her either...seems like a doting mum-though MK's caption is quite apropos.

foosrock's picture

"Christmas is coming! Posh ain't getting fat! Please put a burger in her stomach STAT!"

Bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!. Sooo freaking funny!!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

At some point these boys are going to become embarrassed that their mom doesn't look like other moms but a dayshift stripper.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

kdracofan on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:04pm.

love anderson: she is getting evicted then....

- Oh now, you want your own Posh purse troll, she can keep your Cell phone warm and hold all your make up.
And there will still be room for a laptop, shoes and your lunch, she won't eat it, she won't eat anything.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

That blonde bodyguard is tres Nordic and must be named Sven.

UKer's picture

could someone else email Mk and let him know that it's cruz not romeo in the pics

Happy Hour's picture

@Flatsy... I mean, I am all for a little holiday spirit and all, but how many times can any one handle that wanna wish you a merry C song? The Macy's in Honolulu puts up the Christmas tree in Sept. It is getting ridiculous..

kdracofan's picture

love anderson: she is getting evicted then....

Clarisse's picture

I don't mind Victoria. You see her doing things with her kids, not just letting people take pics of them.

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TITS's picture

That'd be a lovely dress if it were 2-3 inches longer.

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kdracofan on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 6:02pm.

love.her.bag

- That's where she sleeps you know.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

kdracofan's picture

love.her.bag

madam ex's picture

Pretty Lou Boot, but that dress leaves alot to be desired...I dont think she's ugly at all, a bit skinny YESS, but ugly, NOOOO!

UKer's picture

MK that's not Romeo, it's cruz.

She is one ugly B !!

Too bad her heel didn't get stuck in the trolley track.

LoLo's picture

MK you sing that too?
OMG I love you!

Chritmsa is coming
The goose is getting fat
And i havent got a penny for the old mans hat!

My Brother was all of 2 years old, fat little turkey himself, big brown eyed little monkey baby with fat sticky paws singing that to my PeePaw.

Awwwwwww.

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I can't comprehend how a woman who abuses her body to that extent, is actually such an attentive mother.

Brian's picture

How does she not tip over? That purese has to weigh more than she does...........

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What force is more potent than love?

putsomestankonit's picture

She looks like shit. Not like her usual shitty self. But like a sewer system exploded on her.

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LMAO! Her ass WOULD float away! Cute dress though.

Flatsy's picture

Happy Hour, a few of the Boston stations started playing Christmas music last Friday. Yes, one week after Halloween.
I can't take it.

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Happy Hour's picture

Here go go... Christmas starts earlier every year! .... If the radio stations start playing Christmas music after Veterans day I will have to double my prescription.