DIY Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
If your name is Nicole Mary Kidman or Lisa Deanna Rinna, quit reading this shit. It might give you ideas.
Hang Mioku, a 48-year-old Korean woman, got her first taste of plastic surgery when she was 28 and she couldn't stop. The bitch became a plastic surgery crackhead. A plastichead if you will. Hang moved to Japan where she made herself look like Eric Stoltz from Mask thanks to several surgeries. Doctors finally told her they were done with her ass and she needed to go get some mental help. She ignored them.
Hang moved back to Korea and found one doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections. The back alley doctor gave her a syringe and silicone to take home, so that she could do it herself. When she ran out of silicone, she started using cooking oil. Yes, fucking cooking oil! Bitch, it's a face! Not a fucking pork chop!
Well, she could have rubbed a chicken drumstick in flour, layed it on her face and then went out and sunbathed. In a few sizzling minutes, she'd have a delicious fried treat!
I'm never going to look at a bottle of Wesson the same way again.
Basically, the cooking oil made Hang's face go from Rocky from Mask to the fucking Rock Monster! Hang finally realized she didn't look right when the neighborhood kids started making fun of her and calling her a "standing fan." Standing fan?! Maybe a standing fan dipped in wet concrete, let out to dry and then chipped down with a rusty chisel and ran over with a tractor trailer.
Hang didn't have anymore money to fix her face, so she went on TV and begged for donations. It worked and she was able to get another operation to get all the Wesson removed from her mug. It helped a little, but her face is still disfigured.
After the jump is a picture of Hang, but I'm warning you. This shit might make your face jump off your head, run to the kitchen and throw away all the cooking oil bottles. Jump at your own risk!!!
The Telegraph has a couple more pictures if you dare...
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@tits: enjoy! :)
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
@letinstar - thanks for the reminder! downloading now.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
((((((filthywetKISS)))) to James Haven and good night all, I'm out ;*
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:15pm
Well you know she'll be hitting the party circuit.
Just to piss off MK. She's an evil dancer.
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oh HELL NAW! If she does, hope some drunks pelt her with tomatoes as squishy as her fat head!
James Haven still has nightmares over the Goddess Bunny so why did he click again?!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@ tits: especially loved eric in "some kind of wonderful"...i watch it every time it comes on...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
She was very pretty before the plastic surgeries. I have to wonder why she had anything done in the first place????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:15pm
Well you know she'll be hitting the party circuit.
Just to piss off MK. She's an evil dancer.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 11:02pm.
Chola Canola.
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If that pic was a caption this, you'da won!!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:43pm.
eric stolz's "mask" is much hotter than this crazy loon...
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I lurve eric stoltz. I watch anything he's in. If he was local, I'd stalk him.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:33pm.
MK!!! Mop Head was just eliminated. Your arch rival can no longer hurt anyone else this season.
Get your drink on.
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YESS!! Praise JAYZUZ n BOODEE!!! Don't watch that shit show but that squishy headed annoying twat irritates my bowels! MK needs to post a celebratory post about her: BYE BYE douchetastic twatface :D
and MUUUAHAHAHAHAA!! Mop Head seems to live for the attention, ho's gonna have a break down!
Yeah, I shouldn't be this gleeful about a fellow human's misery, but THIS chick doesn't count! Because MK says so, so there!
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OBAMALOONIE
When I saw that second picture in the Telegraph link I thought "damn! Aretha's looking fine!"
..oh MY ... stomach
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OBAMALOONIE
Chola Canola.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I haven't hit my pipe hard enough to look at that!!!! Dear God, why did she do that to herself??? She was a lovely young lady, and now, looks like a walking horror movie!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:45pm.
Ahaha, I need a good carrot! This has been my video for the night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4u8Zlfw4Q
Sleep well!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:41pm.
Aha, I am so glad it's all anon here so no one knows I'm airing all my shit on a gossip blog. But anyway. There's 15 years between us and he used to be married because he was a closet case. But whatever. Divorce, no kids so no big deal. I got out of class early tonight and called and he was hanging out with his ex. Whatever. Sounds stupid now that I'm reading it, but it still pisses me off.
Diego, I just read the bottle. Yes, it can be used to treat chronic DPS. : )
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:38pm.
That is precisely what has drawn us here together, my friend. We are superior specimens.
I'm like the person who gets it in the jugular with a trank dart. For your viewing pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WMUdbwv6I
And I really am going to bed.
Watch the vid then go hop all over Aveda man. I insist. (You can tell us about it later...)
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
eric stolz's "mask" is much hotter than this crazy loon...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:37pm.
If it works for MILs then I assume it is approved for treating douchebag partner syndrome.
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NOOOOOO!!! Not Aveda man! I refuse to believe he is a DBP. No man who smells that good can be a DBP.
I have to go to bed, but pleeze leave a post to fill me in and I'll read it in the a.m.
<3
I wish our whole thread dept here could all go to bed together tonight. No meanies here right now.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
All I see is a pristine natural beauty. She's my new idol.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:35pm.
I'm about thisclose to going that way. Plus, I'm already on Dlisted 24/7. Those puny side effects have no meaning to me.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:34pm.
I also know I have a decidedly non-addictive personality.
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That would be called "Denial."
*winks*
I really am going to bed now...dream about it...
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:17pm.
Fucking doctors. If it works for MILs then I assume it is approved for treating douchebag partner syndrome.
@Diego---
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:28pm.
Okay y'all. Drugs are BAD, m'kay?
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Yes, Diego/TITS, drugs are bad. Do not do them.
If you ignore this warning, you will find yourselves on DListed 24/7.
Uh-oh.
Nite-nite.
PS Who else likes the sound of "Diego/TITS"? I likey.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:28pm.
Okay y'all. Drugs are BAD, m'kay?
Everyone's different. I'll try just about anything once. I just make sure I know what it is before I try it. I also know I have a decidedly non-addictive personality.
MK!!! Mop Head was just eliminated. Your arch rival can no longer hurt anyone else this season.
Get your drink on.
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She's flat and that's that!
She looks like a deformed chicken McNugget!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Jiggy, Um yeah sure *flicking tongue**
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Submitted by Shaken not spurred on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:06pm.
Now that's what I call Wessonality!!
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Dayum! Now DAT'S FUNNAY! LOL!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:28pm.
Okay y'all. Drugs are BAD, m'kay?
Marijuana, Ativan and ciggies are my only drugs of choice. I have no access to the first two so now I smoke like its going out of style. *coughing*
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Booooo jiggy! Oh well. Ain't nothing wrong with going nekkid.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:27pm.
Did yours go away when you got clean?
(I keed, I keed)
*flicks tongue*
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
Okay y'all. Drugs are BAD, m'kay?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:25pm.
No that dumb ho. The moderator just sent me another generic invitation to join the site.
If I could just stay sober for five mins I bet I could puzzle it out myself.
Till then you're stuck with a nekkid jigger.
*eyes roll up in head*
*blacks out*
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:25pm.
There a lot of psych drugs that cause that condition. And its not always permenate, sometimes if you stop the drug when it happens the condition will stop.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:23pm.
Might come with a fortune cookie.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
@ jiggy
Did MK ever get back to you about your avi situation? Just wonderin'.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 -
Ativan + Tramadol = tardive dyskensia
Hiball these two together and you'll be flicking your tongue like a high-strung iguana for the rest of your everlovin life.
But hey, don't let that stop you. Could be fun.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
OK, you got me, Jiggy. I love oily snacks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hot Damn!!!! I was not prepared for that one...lol...I'ma send you my therapy bills...
@Diego, you should be so lucky to get Ativan. It makes you all calm and giddy (if you get really hopped on it.) And if your house burnt to the ground you woudn't give a shit you would want to find a bed and just sleep. Its heaven and pure bliss but additvie as hell, and most dr's put a stop to handing it out like candy. Those bastards.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:17pm.
You know you'd hit it with chopsticks you lying ho.
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They confiscated my *Little Caesar* because they feared it would spread Mad Cow, via my Shi Tzu. --joe shmoe (and Daniel Ratcliffe in Equus)
I would NOT hit it. Unlike most ugly girls, you wouldn't even be able to cover her face with a paper bag because the oil and grease would soak through like KFC takeout.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:01pm.
What is this miracle drug you all speak of? I might need to try it.
You should. BTW, it also helps (me) when my MIL stays at our house. Sad but true, she's a handful.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Shaken not spurred on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 10:06pm.
Now that's what I call Wessonality!!
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LMFAO!
Body Dysmorphic Disorder FTW
Submitted by busybee on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:05pm.
OMG my Dr. just game me Ativan! It made me want to lay on the floor and cry! Not a good thing
I feel dysphoric after (after it's worn off, that is) I've taken an Ativan.
Now that's what I call Wessonality!!