DIY Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
If your name is Nicole Mary Kidman or Lisa Deanna Rinna, quit reading this shit. It might give you ideas.
Hang Mioku, a 48-year-old Korean woman, got her first taste of plastic surgery when she was 28 and she couldn't stop. The bitch became a plastic surgery crackhead. A plastichead if you will. Hang moved to Japan where she made herself look like Eric Stoltz from Mask thanks to several surgeries. Doctors finally told her they were done with her ass and she needed to go get some mental help. She ignored them.
Hang moved back to Korea and found one doctor who was willing to give her silicone injections. The back alley doctor gave her a syringe and silicone to take home, so that she could do it herself. When she ran out of silicone, she started using cooking oil. Yes, fucking cooking oil! Bitch, it's a face! Not a fucking pork chop!
Well, she could have rubbed a chicken drumstick in flour, layed it on her face and then went out and sunbathed. In a few sizzling minutes, she'd have a delicious fried treat!
I'm never going to look at a bottle of Wesson the same way again.
Basically, the cooking oil made Hang's face go from Rocky from Mask to the fucking Rock Monster! Hang finally realized she didn't look right when the neighborhood kids started making fun of her and calling her a "standing fan." Standing fan?! Maybe a standing fan dipped in wet concrete, let out to dry and then chipped down with a rusty chisel and ran over with a tractor trailer.
Hang didn't have anymore money to fix her face, so she went on TV and begged for donations. It worked and she was able to get another operation to get all the Wesson removed from her mug. It helped a little, but her face is still disfigured.
After the jump is a picture of Hang, but I'm warning you. This shit might make your face jump off your head, run to the kitchen and throw away all the cooking oil bottles. Jump at your own risk!!!
The Telegraph has a couple more pictures if you dare...
Thanks Lauren
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Submitted by Flatsy on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:56pm.
What is this miracle drug you all speak of? I might need to try it.
lol, I was reading the story, and I scrolled to fast and came to the pic of Christina Aquilera, and for a split second, I thought it was a picture of the plastic surgery fanatic
How sad. She used to be pretty!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:08pm.
My doctor gives me lorazepam (generic Ativan) so I can sleep when I fly.
I did not know it was so desirable.
Mrs K, I didn't fly for like 12 yrs and then my doc gave me lorazepam. Talk about taking the edge off. It works great.
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She's flat and that's that!
My god! Didn't she notice something was going terribly wrong before she got to the stage in that second picture? Why did she continue???
Excuse my Beauty!
What a confused dilusional cunt.
But not stupid...she used pity to get the funds for her next surgery fix.
Too bad it didn't include a frontal lobotomy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 11/11/2008 - My doctor gives me lorazepam (generic Ativan) so I can sleep when I fly.
I did not know it was so desirable.
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are we human, or are we dancers?
i'm sorry but the rock monster is a beauty compared to her.
Goodness. Shivers. WHY?
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Bitch looks like Gene Simmons.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:24pm.
It would only be wrong if I could bloody well get my hands on some.
Nah, I'd still thank you. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
@ TITS
I thought your avie was some new baby whore on the Hollywood scene, until I read what jussayin wrote. (Memo - get eyes checked.)
That is a fucking brilliant avie. Love it!!!
On Topic: This is just unbelievable. (I don't know what a "standing fan" is.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
in what sense does she look like a "standing fan"?
loooks like she walked face-first INTO a fan. talk about distorted body image.
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@Mrs K -
Sorry for your pain times hon. I wish docs would just get over their puritanical phobias and realize there are worse things in life than addiction or being sued.
team xanax!
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Oh shit I'm teaching ya'll how to pop attivan. That's so wrong.
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Oh, I am a horrible person, but I was really have a FURB moment earlier and this cheered me right up. If she was in an accident, I wouldn't laugh, but bitch did this herself. Couldn't she Google 'cooking oil' and figure out that would be a very unfortunate decision?
OMG Mrs K. psych Dr's pretty much stop prescribing that willy nilly years ago due to its additive nature and if you're lucky enough to get it they give it in low dosages of like 5mgs. Sometimes I would pop like 5 at a time for that calm feeling then sleep for 12 hours straight. Put them under your tongue to half disolve then chew after a few seconds for faster results.
Yes I'm a very high strung person by nature.
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She was a beautiful girl...this just makes me sick. And what the hell were some of these surgeons thinking? Greedy amoral bastards.
She looked perfectly fine without surgery, what would possess anyone to do that to themselves?
Props to Mrs. K for the Morphine shout out! I LOVE them.
She looks so young & fresh-faced.
Telegraph pic number 3 is of her original face - WTF was she thinking?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:07pm.
Yeah, poor me.
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reminds of that Morphine song...
Someday there'll be a cure for pain
That's the day I throw my drugs away
When they find a cure for pain
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
One more fucking thing to keep me up at night.
WTF.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:59pm.
Mrs. K I love attivan. Too bad I can't find a Dr. to prescribe them anymore for onset panic attacks. Too additive, addictivley soothing I say.
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My doctor gives me lorazepam (generic Ativan) so I can sleep when I fly.
I did not know it was so desirable.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
My poor Mrs. K :( I had a slipped disc once. Never felt pain like that before in my life nor could I move my back or neck. No pain killers for me just physical therapy.
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Someone get Joyce Wildenstein's makeup artist on the phone, stat!
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58
One more fucking thing to keep me up at night.
WTF.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:59pm.
Once many years ago I had SEVERE muscle spasming in my lower back. I could hardly move. Just getting on and off the toilet was excruciating, and to top it off I was constipated. I think a bowel movement would have been seriously painful anyway.
SO.
I dragged myself to the emergency room and cried and begged for something. They gave me dirty looks and some pills that did nothing for me. It wasn't until years later that I realized they thought I was a junkie and therefore would not give me anything stronger than an aspirin.
good times.
But I'm over it.
*damn ER nurses*
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
OMG my Dr. just game me Ativan! It made me want to lay on the floor and cry! Not a good thing
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 9:01pm.
This will date me but is anyone here old enough to remember the "Raggedy Ann & Andy" film from 1977? If so, doesn't his woman look like that hella bizarre blob "Greedy" monster composed entirely of candy?
If you haven't seen the film, check it out. For a musical cartoon it's pretty dark and twisted. Like David Lynch doing "Toy Story".
This won't date me but I remember an episode of "Secret Squirrel" where he had to fight off a candy monster made by a Gingerbread Man.
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Ugh. That woman's going to have to live like forty more years with that face, possibly.
This will date me but is anyone here old enough to remember the "Raggedy Ann & Andy" film from 1977? If so, doesn't his woman look like that hella bizarre blob "Greedy" monster composed entirely of candy?
If you haven't seen the film, check it out. For a musical cartoon it's pretty dark and twisted. Like David Lynch doing "Toy Story".
Mrs. K I love attivan. Too bad I can't find a Dr. to prescribe them anymore for onset panic attacks. Too additive, addictivley soothing I say.
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Her face looks like the ass of that large woman that was posted a few days ago.
I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
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That's like a fucking reality horror movie.
Once-beautiful girl gets plastic surgery and then goes completely insane and willingly turns herself into a bloated worm monster.
I guess 'leatherface' is an improvement over the last one, but agh.
Serious mental illness.
SHEESH
And I thought I had issues.
My compulsive rocking and pulling out my eyelashes is nothing compared to this.
*swallowing more pink pills*
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And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Yikes. Mental illness is a sad thing. It's a wonder she didn't die from infections.
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That's so sad. And yes, she was very pretty before. She obviously needed to an effin psychiatrist BEFORE her FIRST surgery!!!
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She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Pfffft. MK has posted grosser pics in 'caption this'.
With any luck she will be the next "My Shocking Story" on TLC.
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She looks like that big pile of talking garbage from "Fraggle Rock". She was a hottie before, so sad that people think they have to do this.
Somewhere, Lisa Rhinna is going, Hmmm.. vegetable oil...
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Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail!
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I would not invite her to any barbecues...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Seriously, whenever you humans get bitten by ANY animal, just keep in mind these sacred 4 words: Bitch, you deserved it...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/11/2008 - 8:44pm.
She was really pretty aswell
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic...
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O my dear merciful Lord! She puffed up her face like a marshmallow! And she was pretty...so sad.
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face jump off your head? One of the funniest things I've ever read!
I'll say it once and I'll say it again:
DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR FACE!!!! WRINKLES ARE NATURAL!!!!
GAH. She looks like a slow burn victim.
I never thought I'd see someone who makes Jocelyn Wildenstein look good.
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