Sadie Sandler Has A Sister!
BABIES!!! Adam Sandler and his wife friend Jackie have added another human to this earth. You better get your oxygen tank out soon, because we're running out of air to breathe!!
Adam wrote on his website yesterday: "Jackie and Adam had a beautiful baby girl, Sunny Madeline on November 2. Everyone is happy and healthy."
Sadie Sandler & Sunny Sandler?! They sound like a failed folk duo whose greatest achievement was opening for The Partridge Family in the 70s. There's too many fucking Ss there.
I also knew a Sunny once. She was really lovely, but she slept a lot. Slept a lot, because she was a fucking cat. These celebrities and their cat names!
P.S. - WHERE THE FUCK IS ASSHOLE SIMPONS'S BABY?! I don't blame Emo Baby for not wanting to come out.
P.P.S. - I can't wait to read the comments in this post while I nibble on my Pop Tart.
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MK - I had a cat named Sunny, too!!!
Meanest damn cat you ever seen.
Submitted by eszter on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:02am.
now, who would have thought that reading about adam sandler's newborn kiddo's gonna spoil it for me, lol
dang...
Eszter, sowwy. I should have posted a warning.
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She's flat and that's that!
Well at least Rumer isn't going to be the ugliest hollywood brat forever.
Little sadie reminds me of blossom's picture from yesterday.
Love adam he seems pretty genuine
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:22am.
I just googled my favourite pain killer and it has codeine in it! No wonder I found it so helpful. I don't drink coffee- I'm English and we are only allowed to drink tea by law- but will keep your tip in mind if it comes up in conversation.
On topic- maybe a comb would help?
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oh SNAP iloveRAmitage! the kid looks just like him. Take that as you will.
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lizzieb - yeah we all hate our little "war on drugs" too... I just learned that Regan started that shit in response to the billions of dollars worth of cocaine that was coming in through miami in the 80's... Miami is literally built almost entirely on coke money.
You can get codeine in Canada. Pouring the crushed up pills through a coffee filter does not separate the codeine from the acedominiphin, just to save you some time and coffee filters ;)
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If my first child looked like Sadie, I would adopt for baby number 2.
I wonder what flavor of Pop Tart MK is having? Smores, Cookies and Creme, Hot Fudge Sundae.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
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Yeah, when the hell is Ashlee going to have that kid. Jesus, she's going to give birth to a fucking toddler at this rate.
the again, it IS the emo spawn. It's being rebellious and refusing to come out because it's dark in there.
Good Morning Snowy..yeah I saw although people are already talking shit about him....Omg he is so hot =)lol
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I'm going to go ahead and say Sadie is the Rumer Willis of the Sandler family and hopefully lil Sunny looks a bit more like her mother.
sigh.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:14am.
lizzieb - its by prescription only in the us.
Submitted by blipblip216 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:14am.
Thanks and well I never, just say no eh?
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In the US you need a prescription for codeine. Here, you can get it at the supermarket! (Low dosage, but STILL!)
Submitted by ilaaloo77 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:04am.
i think thats a bit harsh, to parents their children are beautiful and perfect and to say you wouldnt have another child cuase your first one is too ugly is down right mean and shallow....geesh who's to say what people say about your childrent behind your back..ppftt...
lizzieb - its by prescription only in the us.
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I was watching Airheads w/ Adam & Brendan Frasier the other day.. Adam was so fucking hot in that movie.. He was pretty sweet back in the day.. And yeah, I'd still totally do him, or let him do me.. Whatever he wanted!! lol
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Submitted by blipblip216 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:08am.
I need more wine. And codeine...its legal here in Blighty!)
Codeine is illegal in the US???
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hahahaha i'm literally sitting at work eating a pop tart. i registered to say that. also i read this story earlier and i was sitting there, thinking, "i bet michael k is going to say something hilarious about these names."
Well, er....ya know, we're a looks-obssessed society, and, I don't usually like to...and she's just a kid--okay, I'll just say it: Move over Rumer! You've got some competition coming!
sadie is cute as fuck! you guys are brainwashed.
MK - nice work getting the comments up by saying youll be reading... its usually kind of slow in the mornings and I have work to procrastinate!! hmmph!
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Michael K- you have the most appalling diet! Pop tarts?!? Cheeto casseroles? (Why do all these words look like they have too many consonants...did I even spell that correctly? I need more wine. And codeine...its legal here in Blighty!)
Submitted by ilaaloo77 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:04am.
This is my first post on this site... Michael K you are the funniest man alive, I ADORE you!
This poor child Sadie is so unfortunate. I'm sorry, I'm a mother... but I seriously don't know if I'd go for baby #2 when the first one looked like that.
A lot of it is her hair... imagine she'd be much cuter with a little "Suri" bob or something. They just don't even seem to be TRYING to help her out.
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Nah, it's the face too. She kind of has that "duh" face going on..lol..
Well, at least mommy and daddy have a plastic surgery account.
Goooood Moooorning
And you guys are mean!!!
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This is my first post on this site... Michael K you are the funniest man alive, I ADORE you!
This poor child Sadie is so unfortunate. I'm sorry, I'm a mother... but I seriously don't know if I'd go for baby #2 when the first one looked like that.
A lot of it is her hair... imagine she'd be much cuter with a little "Suri" bob or something. They just don't even seem to be TRYING to help her out.
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:36am.
Sadie is cuter now then when she was a bebe.
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geez, that's a scary thought..glad I missed the pics back then.
And mk-don't u know that pop tarts make for a gooey no-no hole? you nasty biotch you.
Lord that is one unfortunate looking kid. Money buggers up the normal plain marries plain rules of life- see Tori- holy shit that's desparate Dan to the life- Spelling.
Still at least her parents are not CO$ so she's got a fighting chance. Like the name Sadie but Sunny- not so much. Still could be worse, could be Ka-el or some such nonsense. My kids are of course lovely to behold, but who knows. Maybe I am blinded by maternal devotion and they make this kid look like an angel.
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awww, look, it's a baby Amy Winehouse
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Emo baby can't be born today, it's my son's first birthday today!
Although, it is probably a good idea to buy stock in eyeliner and razor blades right now.
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:32am.
MK, my comment is
Your Arch Rival Mop Head was eliminated from DWTS last night.
Happy Wednesday to you!
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i haven't yet seen the dwts results show (no uploads on youtube as of yet) and so i've been trying to avoid any dwts sites cos i wanted to be genuinely scared shitless that they might send cody home
now, who would have thought that reading about adam sandler's newborn kiddo's gonna spoil it for me, lol
dang...
Maybe Emo Baby got a preview of its new family and decided not to come out.
She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site ☆☆☆___WEALTHYkiss.COM___☆☆☆, where the hot guys and sexy girls and models hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Here's a douche-y comment from Papa Joe about Pete Wentz-
He adds, "Pete is the king of details, so he wants to make sure the baby's room is just right -- the right colors, the right sheets, the right look. He's a great parent."
"The right look"? I'm sorry, Papa Joe, but being a major douche doesnt make you a good parent. Pete's precious sheets will be ruined in no time.
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total mini Wino
Good Morning to all my Oriental friends and all the rest of you sex hookers.
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ok sandler baby is an ugly thing but so was my sister and she had men galore when she grew up, so you never know, anyways my cousin is on labor right now we are all hoping that the baby looks like her and not the daddy.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Really Farrah! You better go get another flat iron STAT. And don't be surprised if there's a shortage of skinny jeans and black hoodies.
They tried to make Sadie go to rehab, she won't go go go!
Maybe Sunny will look like Blaaaaaaaake!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:39am.
Some kids just gotta grow into their features - so all hope is not yet lost...
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yeah, my mom still tells me that. Bless her soul. I'm 32...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Choke down that poptart MK!
"Dead Body Found Outside Paula Abdul's Home"
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
MK, "While I nibble on my pop tart" sounds like a sexual metaphor!
They are one kid away from having the Jonas brothers
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:40am.
Sadie Sandler looks like a mini Amy Winehouse.
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that's ASKEERY!
and i'm also askeered about the Emo baby situation. My flat iron is dying!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
After seeing that Tater Head Willis started showing off her mug, the celebs felt safe enough to procreate without having to worry that their kid would be the homliest in Hollywood.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Lets hope little Sadie ends up really funny like her dad that’s all I have to say about that..
Enjoy your Pop Tart MK!!
Aw - thanks, stanky:)
Seriously, tho. Kids are a lot cooler than you think. They're way better than adults - quicker to laugh, easy to manipulate (if YOU're not freaking out;p) and way easier to let things go when they'reover. You know? They don't gots time for grudges.
That being said: I TOTALLY respect your knowing yourself in that way. Too many people who can't handle kids go ahead and have them anyway. That's a million times worse.
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Yeah, where is Ashlee's emo baby? I need to stock up on eyeliner now before the baby is born.
SMS? Very full of "the Fail." Someone needed to txt that fool and tell him to stop abusing the Punnet Square. Two wrongs won't make a right.
All I have to tell Jackie is, "Ho, do something wit chu girl's mop head. She looks like a male Bischon Frise."
>Mike's my Pusha'<
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:40am.
Sadie Sandler looks like a mini Amy Winehouse.
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Wow- she really does!
dukeystar, is that one of your shits in your avie?? lol. Way prettier than mine.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"