Wednesday, November 12th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Promo Picture
Is there a "shiny and greasy" tool on Photoshop, because Brit Brit looks like she was rubbed down in possum grease. Her skin looks exactly like that of a new Barbie right out of the box. You know, it probably is Barbie's body, Jamie Lynn's face and Jessica Simpson's weave. If I didn't smell the strong scent of crusty Frapp, I would've never guessed this was Brit Brit.
This shit looks like the White Chicks stumbled into "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
VIA Breathe Heavy
Thanks Omar for pointing out the White Chicks shit!
The only thing real about this pic is the CRAZY eminating from her eyes.
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Ok. I don't have time to go and read through everyone's comments, but has anyone noticed that "OH MY GOD, SUPER GLOW BARBIE LOST HER RIGHT ARM!!!?"
That looks nothing like My Doll!
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Hands off my popwreck!
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www.poorbritney.com
Um...I think the picture is cute (fidgets nervously)
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And the turntable spins as the last waltz begins
And the weather-man says something's on the move.
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Where'd she get that giant Licorice piece of DOTS Candy on her head?
Submitted by Myersfan_31 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 7:43pm.
All the hater are eaten up with jelousy!
You mean leprosy?
i don't understand you haters! brit looks good in real life,and y'all know it. ur just jelous cuz u don't look half as pretty as she does.
And she has the BEST legs in show business.
All the hater are eaten up with jelousy!
That CANNOT be B. Spears, there's no way!
HORRID!!!! Whomever photoshopped that is NOT a Britney Spears fan! Wonder where Christina Aguilera was when this occured!
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Sit yo ass down!
All that money and SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE CRAP!
I just don't get it. The girl cleans up well we all know it -- you saw her at the VMA's and at the Madonna concert and in NYC she looked good, why the fuck does Jive photoshop her to make her look like crap? And her clothes/makeup are HIDEOUS.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Columbia on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:02pm.
She still has tree trunk legs.
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you can't even see her legs, but yes, she does.
heehee angel.
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that's some shit pshopping. yeah there sorta is a baby oil feature, happily it's not in the main toolbox (or easy to figure out how to use) or this shit would be rampant.
cute hat, is it made of buttons?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
greasy & shiny = Photoshop/Filter/Distort/Diffuse Glow
Umm... I like her tights. Other than that, her outfit reminds me of something the Wonkster would wear.
Submitted by Regina on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:52pm.
I really thought that was Jessica Simpson photoshopped...but it's Britney Spears photoshopped while looking like Jessica Simpson photoshopped.
That reminds me of "Victor Victoria" -- a woman ... pretending to be a man ... pretending to be a woman.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Quotes from the white girls movie. I may actually download it now! This shit is funny.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381707/quotes
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Lies! That is Jessica Simpson!
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THAT'S Britney??? Or supposed to be her?
I seriously never, ever would have guessed that.
I really thought that was Jessica Simpson photoshopped...but it's Britney Spears photoshopped while looking like Jessica Simpson photoshopped.
Shit - Madonna did this stuff years ago. What sloppy seconds
I didn't know that was Britney until I read the text.
Incredible...
Britney has not looked like this since the beginning of the decade, right?
Now that she cleaned up and is looking presentable, what's the reason to do this? Why not just have areal picture of her?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:06pm.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
I LOVE Mae West!
Sorry sluts. Felt the need to share that. Carry on.
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Who the frapp is that?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She looks like Kim from that Housewives of someplace.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Who is this!?
This ain't Shitney.
Liars.
omg I just saw her profile at www.nastyhairybitcheswhoabusethenabandontheirkids.com
Submitted by Columbia on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:02pm.
She still has tree trunk legs.
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you can't even see her legs, but yes, she does.
heehee angel.
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:58am.
what a fucking HORRIBLE "picture".
how could she have approved this?
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Please note the crazy they were not able to remove from her eyes.
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Now we know where Ashlee Simpsons nose went...
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
OH BRITNEY, YOU IS SOOOO AWESOME!! EVERY1 ELSE IZ JELLUZ H8TERS FOREVAH!!!
*snickers*
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
-- Mae West
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:13am.
Who's body is that and did she 5-finger discount that weave from the House of Derriere?
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True. She did steal that lighter from the mini-mart.
WTF? That is one hell of a photoshop job. This swamp whore has never had a body that tall and slim looking. And the possum hair weave has never looked that good. Why can't she just give it up and go away forever.
She still has tree trunk legs.
what a fucking HORRIBLE "picture".
how could she have approved this?
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Did she make you cry, make you break down
Shatter your illusion of love
Is it over now, do you know how, to pick up the pieces and go home...
-Fleetwood Mac "Gold Dust Woman"
by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:34am.
Frito - Im so with you. I LOVED when she was the wig wearin boot movin pap fuckin brit speakin mental case!! I hate Shitters under control! She offers me NOTHING! NOTHING DAMN YOU PAPA SPEARS!!!
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Word.
"gets on knees, prays to commingback"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
KD.. I'm not sure what time it will be airing regularly. Last season it was 10 which sucked. Oh that was soo late for me. It will prob be the same..i'm not sure what season it is on either!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
LMAO ! .... brit brit's the empress of Crisco .. CLEARLY !
Snow- I missed it. I was actually working or something.
Okie- sadly I missed most of last season because it was on too late. Will it be on from 10-11 again? Now that I know when it's coming back on I'm going to rent last season and watch it all. Wait, is it on season 4 or 5? See, I'm probably not as crazy about the show as you guys are.
Who's body is that and did she 5-finger discount that weave from the House of Derriere?
Solange is gonna be pissed about missing some of Bey's hand-me-downs!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I miss the pink wig.
Damn sane Britney..ughhhhhhh
Where's the pink wig? She's wearing the crazy side-eye that usually comes with it..
Can't wait!
If MK didn't tell us this was Brittany, I wouldn't have know that was supposed to be her.
It looks like Twitney played dress up in Jean Paul Gautier's closet. Badly.
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
shmer I hope it comes today too man!!
*pulls out postal worker vodoo doll*
*stab stab*
get post man get!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
KD oh I want to sign up for that too. ps I am going to post my facebook and then delete it so pls send me a friend request:
tell me when you are done and if the link works
KD I deleted because I have to go and yell at accounting for awhile
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Missy Great.. Mail runs earlier at my house. I'll check it before I go.. Whew!! I hope it comes today. I'm totally sweating it!!
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