Wednesday, November 12th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Promo Picture
Is there a "shiny and greasy" tool on Photoshop, because Brit Brit looks like she was rubbed down in possum grease. Her skin looks exactly like that of a new Barbie right out of the box. You know, it probably is Barbie's body, Jamie Lynn's face and Jessica Simpson's weave. If I didn't smell the strong scent of crusty Frapp, I would've never guessed this was Brit Brit.
This shit looks like the White Chicks stumbled into "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
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Thanks Omar for pointing out the White Chicks shit!
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:34am.
Frito - Im so with you. I LOVED when she was the wig wearin boot movin pap fuckin brit speakin mental case!! I hate Shitters under control! She offers me NOTHING! NOTHING DAMN YOU PAPA SPEARS!!!
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OMG, Missy, just the thought of Cheeto Report every 10 minutes made me tear up.
"you're better off being homeless than being me, saaah" bwahaha, fake Brit-Brit!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
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That is gorgous, wonder, perfect, amazing, talented *stops self* Sorry, his name is Mark Feehily and he's one of the main singers in the Irish boyband Westlife.
Here's them singing Flying Without Wings which became their 3rd number 1 single in the UK in Oct 1999 (Mark starts singing at 1:07)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G1LEISP6e9c&feature=related
lmao, ah well, at least she's getting press!
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okie - agghh!! I know I am totawy we-todd-id ;P
I send to your house! Come with free dildo! Discreet packaging!
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Missy.. Dang it, You never answer me!!! you send to house or office? I do dance moves for you now!
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so now she is copying Xtina theme.. that was so last year dear.. hahaha no matter how hard u try .. u will never ever get any respect on your musical abilities.. just your newstand in tabloid that keep u still visible.......
KD.. You must be Stalking me and Snowy.. And we are stalking Sawyer who is in return stalking both of us! We love that Show! So you love it to? I don't believe you, You must prove it!! Show me your bra, and We will think about letting you into our secret club..
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Wow. That doesn't even look like her real face. And as others have pointed out, she appears to be missing an arm & a hand. Oh well, at least it looks better than her ghetto album cover.
It would be less disturbing for me if I could figure out exactly what they'd changed. The eyes look right and I guess the nose...but really disturbing. And I never would have looked at this and thought it was her. Good god.
DAE: whose that dude?
this morning the guy on the news was totally dissing Xtina! they were playing her song and he was like "that's either Pink or Katy Perry "
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Okie- are you secretly stalking me or something, because I just signed up as "attending" the Lost Season 5 premiere on facebook, like 20 minutes ago.
Frito - Im so with you. I LOVED when she was the wig wearin boot movin pap fuckin brit speakin mental case!! I hate Shitters under control! She offers me NOTHING! NOTHING DAMN YOU PAPA SPEARS!!!
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God, okie, it's at the END of January! that sucks but I'm excited about my care package, throw in some fish biscuits, please.
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Frito
I have given up. Bitch isn't going anywhere.
Am I the only one that is disappointed by a Shitney Smears comeback? I was kind of hoping that with all the crazy shit she was doing, we'd finally be rid of her. The most annoying celebs never go away, apparently.
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snowpiece.. Speaking of Lost.. January 21st. 3 hour premiere.. Oh yeah! Let me get your care package ready to send: popcorn, ice cream, peanut butter, dildo, face masks (so you look extra hot), vaseline, pre-paid cellphone (to call into work next day) large cardboard cut out of Sawyer w/ mouth cut out, & scented candles.. Yes you are set..
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If they were going to do all this photoshop they could at least have made it look good damn
Holy hell, that looks nothing like her! Ick!
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I thought it was Melrose from America's Next Unemployed Model Cycle 9! I would never have suspected that was Britney Spears. Where did she get long slim thighs from? (Brit has tree stumps.) Where are her crossed eyes,tattoos, swimmer's neck or the muskrat mess attached to cheap clip-on hair extensions? And where in God's name is the Cheetoh dust? Ridiculous.
it looks like a damn photshopped wax figure
Ill take sadie sandler over this fuckery any day man.
I miss the 80s.
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This is beyond photoshop. It looks like Britney's own image of herself. Pure fantasy.
Reminds me of the Sweet Valley High twins...
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okie, you being here brings me so much hapPenis
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This is supposed to be Britney? I mean when somebody is Photochopped at least they slightly resemble their real selves. But DAYUM, who is this?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
shut UP okie, it's not nearly as much fun without you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A couple days ago you were MIA and I had Locke as my avie and no one cared!
she's got one hand in her pocket and the other one she shaved off in a fit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Okay, don't all come rushing at me or anything...but I kind of like it. A little over done yeah, but they always make everyone look all shiny/glowy- whatever you want to call it, in photoshoots. It's like the thing to do.
The thing I am not really feeling is the lipstick...I don't think the dark looks good on her. And she does have a pretty smile, she should have used it instead of this half smile thing she is doing.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:14am.
putsomestankonit : ita ~ the circus is gross and smells like elephant shit everywhere, and people are eating?
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eating funnel cake that actually looks like elephant caca..*barf*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
snowy.. Just for the day, to a meeting. So you can put down the party supplies LADY! I'll be back. You made me sad, I could here the hapPenis in your typing.. : (
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wow, she looks amazing...because she looks nothing like herself, that is sooo NOT her, no way...definitely a brit & jessica simpson hybrid...odd, they never looked alike before. why even use celebs for pics anymore? they are always so heavily photoshopped they should just start with a standard stock photo & go from there.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:11am.
LOL DeeDee: she got one hand in her pocket and the other one Jamie keeps at home so she can't escape
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LMAO Snowy! She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one has been declared 5150.
okie: are you going away or just for the day?
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*photoshopped
I haven't had my tea yet.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Missy!! OMG last question i swear.. Did you send to my house or office.. I wanted to know where to look today before I left out of town. *smiles real purty like for you*
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putsomestankonit : ita ~ the circus is gross and smells like elephant shit everywhere, and people are eating?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Eww, whoever phtoshoped this didn't do a very good job. She looks hideous. I'm totally feeling the hat though. Although, I'm almost certain that hat is her recycled MTV VMA outfit from 2007.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Such a sultry and suggestive pose my bootiful Shitney.
She seems to be saying to e with her loving eyes,"I bet chew dont know where i just put mah cheeto prrrrrrrrr"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love how her linebacker neck is concealed.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
hahaha miss priss - photoshop is weird sometimes huh
funny they couldnt photoshop the crazy out of her eyes...
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when my step daughter saw this pic early in the morning she said "that is sooooooo not britney spears"
I freaked out...how the hell a 7 years old princess knows Britney!!!
lol
she actually threw all her little mermaid stuffs for the damned Hannah Montana and Jonas brothers...
cant wait till hubby comes home lol
When I think of the circus I think of animal abuse, dirty toilets, large crowds, dirty carnies and scary clowns who could be anybody evading the law.
I've only ever been to the circus twice in my life. The both times when I was very little. The first time my mother said I was sad for the animals and I kept asking her why so many of people there were dirty. The 2nd time I went for a girl scouts thing and she said I was bored still sad about the animals and still grossed out by the dirty people.
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LOL DeeDee: she got one hand in her pocket and the other one Jamie keeps at home so she can't escape
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
she's got one hand in her pocket and the other went on a holiday?
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Great minds, miss priss! I lurves me some Rivers!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one was bitten off by an alligator?
Is she trying to beat Heather in the uni limb dept? I'm pretty sure she had two arms. This is a big mess of nastiness and makes me feel like I'm going to see my lunch again if I'm not very careful.
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Maybe she's supposed to be the one armed crazy barbie dolls that sounds like an answering machine. circus freak
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:07am.
LMAO okie: she got one hand in her pocket and the other one WHO THE FUCK CAN SAY?
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haha I thought you were going to quote Alanis.. And the other one if flipping a booger! And the other one is hailing a Cheeto Caaab!!
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Perhaps the missing arm IS part of the circus theme! She's the "Amazing One-Arm Cheeto Juggler"!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
LMAO okie: she got one hand in her pocket and the other one WHO THE FUCK CAN SAY?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I have a meeting today out of town at 1.. And my boss asked me what time I wanted to leave.. so to keep him on his toes I say: "Is that a trick question? Are you timing me for my answer?" Then he studders, and says "no, no, I wanted to plan accordingly!" lol.. oh my!
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