Wednesday, November 12th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Promo Picture
Is there a "shiny and greasy" tool on Photoshop, because Brit Brit looks like she was rubbed down in possum grease. Her skin looks exactly like that of a new Barbie right out of the box. You know, it probably is Barbie's body, Jamie Lynn's face and Jessica Simpson's weave. If I didn't smell the strong scent of crusty Frapp, I would've never guessed this was Brit Brit.
This shit looks like the White Chicks stumbled into "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
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Clown are no longer the creepiest things at the circus.....
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:56am.
When you think of the word CIRCUS, so much comes to mind. Why did they decide to go this route with these pictures? So BLAH. :( I think every Britney cover has been blah but I've bought them all anyway!
So true. "Circus" calls to mind such rich imagery, yet this bargain basement design team used none of it. It's as if they forgot what the theme was. I wanna see midgets, monkeys, and fire eaters, dammit!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
If the theme you are going for is "circus", wouldn't you want to make it look like a circus? You know, maybe a Big Top or a make it have a cricus theme?!?
This looks like a backdrop at Sears portrait studio, and she looks like a rejected, crazy Barbie doll.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:00am.
where the hell is she hiding her other arm? is she picking her butt?
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Good call. Maybe they only can use so much photoshop fat removal on each picture, So they just had to get rid of her whole arm, so they could work on the rest of her body. And I notice they covered up her uppper thighs w/ a pooofffy skirt, and wtf, does she have a pocket?? aye aye aye!!
photoshop said !I quit this bitch!" before finishing that arm.
Anyways, who is this beesh? i love the magic of the compooootering. She had major arm yesterday while picking JJ Cheetoling and today she's "smooth and skinny". I demand a photoshopper to work on my ass 24/7!!Mrs K Latke Party is coming and i wanna look HAWT!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by loric on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:59am.
Obviously Photoshop doesn't have a "filter out the crazy eye" option. Seriously, you can see the crazy in her eyes.
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ITA loric. Thank god Photoshop can't edit out the crazy.
OMG I didnt notice the arm until now! How low rent! Arent there supposed to be tons of people proofreading this mess?
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I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
Submitted by loric on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:59am.
Obviously Photoshop doesn't have a "filter out the crazy eye" option. Seriously, you can see the crazy in her eyes.
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Yes!! Instead of looking 'sexy', she always looks mental.
where the hell is she hiding her other arm? is she picking her butt?
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Britney could look so much better than this. I'm a fan, but even I must admit she never disappoints with how shitty her style is.
Obviously Photoshop doesn't have a "filter out the crazy eye" option. Seriously, you can see the crazy in her eyes.
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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
I made a hat like that once with my BeDazzler. I WAS 7.
Submitted by Stanley_is_hairy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:54am.
Why does she only have one arm?
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Photoshop broke before they could finish it. Photoshop said, I quit this lie-telling bidness
hahahah funny
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
BritBrit looks like a barbie doll. She doesn't look real.
PLUS, look at her eyes. The batshit crazy is there. To me, that expression looks eerily like one of the ones of her on the gurney when she was getting locked up.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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When you think of the word CIRCUS, so much comes to mind. Why did they decide to go this route with these pictures? So BLAH. :( I think every Britney cover has been blah but I've bought them all anyway!
Ha, Jeffro, no wonder she went crazy! She thought she had to live up to the fake person they created and that's pretty much impossible now.
The real Brit disappeared years ago. The image in this picture is as phony as her singing voice.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Enough! Give it up, Trashney.
Beautiful picture. Who's the model? anyway i will share it with my friends at ^*^*SUGARBABYMeet.co m^*^*^*
Why does she only have one arm?
EGAD!! Looks like a composite photo of Brit and Jessica Simpson's face pasted on Bjork's body.
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One good thing about photoshop. It has ruined unrealistic expectations in beauty for millions of people everywhere.
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Fake picture of a fake woman with a fake voice and a fake career. Perfect.
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instead of that sequin hat thingy she has on that five head, it should have been a possum/squirrel hat, with its tail next to her face
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Agreed. Shenanigans!
That weave is not her's. But then again, Fritter has always been known for having the backside of her dome looking like an uncombed squirrel's nest. The only hint of real hair is the shadowy gap in her five-head that seems to be unforgivably not covered up.
Cheetos to the Photoshopper, it must have taken ages to find all the pictures to splice and all the effect tools to cover up her hot mess. You can't even see the green vapor from her Frap farts.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
Fuckery. She needs a straitjacket over a clown suit.
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ^^^___WEALTHYkiss.COM___$$$$ for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site.
Drama- yeah and then the loonies get all "OMG she looks AWSUM!" and you just want to smack them for their waste of god given brain cells.
bwhahahah I just clicked on the White Chicks link
she totally looks like marlon wayans
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
The photoshop guy got the color wrong. She should be glowing a Cheeto orange instead of gold.
That fake ass hair looks like it is attached to that hat. No, no, and no.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
Ha! I thought THAT was Asshole Simpson. Yeesh!
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Beautiful picture. Who's the model?
Fake fly-away nylon hair and photoshopped to hell skin...
It's not even well done.
And what's with the hideous red lipstick?
A hundred times blech.
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Who is that in the photo?
S'not Britney for sure.
So who is it then?
drama,
I know right?
But, sadly, there are stupid people out there who believe this shit.
Like we don't see the bitch and know what she looks like
Shenanigans!!!
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Lynn Stone would kick her ass.
Looks more like a Simpson girl than a Spears girl. meh, same difference.
The more I see this kind of bullshit the more it pisses me off. Who assumes the American public is stupid enough to believe this is real?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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She looks like a rabid Ostrich! I'm going to go hide now.
ugh..someone needs to tell her the Lady Marmalade video was already made.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
OMGah they done broke the photoshops y'all
Unbelievable. She looks like a prettier swamp ho
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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich
Okay I'm a Britney fan but jesus really? That's not even her.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
is this cunt trying to rip off allison goldfrapp???