Salma Hayek Is A Breastfedding Addict
Salma Hayek will probably be getting thousands of letters from sick fuck dudes willing to suck on her magnificent leche balls in order to feed her addiction to breastfeeding. Salma said that she just can't stop breastfeeding her 13-month-old daughter Valentina.
She told Style Magazine (via FoxNews), "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Salma's chichis are the 8th World Wonder, so I care about their well-being. Salma must check herself into Promises before it's late. She's going to start traveling around the world, sticking her titty melon into the mouths of any baby she comes across. And when she runs out of babies, she's going to move on to toddlers and then... Well, hopefully it never gets to that.
Dear Salma, watch this clip below. Don't let this happen to you!!!
Thanks Jill
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Submitted by chilly0047 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:45am.
To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club MillionaireLoving. C O M. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Just a guess, but I would say she is looking for someone that is not into nipple piercings, not looking for sex, someone who loves needy females, and can look away when the 8 year old latches onto the milk dispenser.
Submitted by chasing windmills on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:46am.
awwww im jellis of your avvie
cafe du monde?
*drooools*
Ok then have yourself a nice day!
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:43am.
What's wrong with getting a sensual experience from your prepubescent child? Are you serious?
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Snow- sounds like your payroll people are really incompetant! It really irks me when I know I could do some peoples jobs way better than them! I seriously wonder what the people in my HR do all day. Some of them can't spell worth a crap either. "excuse me, I'd like to apply for the MANAGER position, not the manger one."
The mom used the word "pleasure" while discussing the feeding, which has an EW factor for me. If it was really about the nutrients she could use a breast pump and hold the child while they drank later. Can't wait to see how this kid turns out (and I don't have a clue to if it is for the better or worse) as it is definitely a social experiment at this point, whether they want to be or not.
The milk will stay there forever as long as you keep it going. That's why women are able to donate breast milk after their own children are weaned. that's why we can get cow's or goat's milk even when there's no baby animal around.
If you love breastfeeding so much, become a donor. Nursing an older child is SICK. Boundaries, mom, boundaries!
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Sounds like a mother who can't let go and is a little squirrelly....
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Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.
Um, fuck you and your ridiculous post. I got a bottle and I am totally healthy, THANKYOUVERYMUCH. Talk about passing judgement!
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To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
When your kid is capable of walking across the kitchen and opening the fridge door, it's time for them to get their own damned milk.
I believe it was the actress Lesley Ann Warren who confessed many years ago to Johnny Carson that she was breastfeeding her 5 year old....and she laughed nervously while saying it; like she knew it didn't sound right. That was the first time that I had heard of breastfeeding past the age of 2.
There's nothing wrong with occasional breastfeeding up to the age of 2 or even 3 years (if mom is OK with that of course). Breast milk is so extraordinarily nutritious and the bound between mother and child only gets solidified.
And YES, it is a very sensuous experience for the mother. What's wrong with that?
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Oh my fucking GOD those kids in that video are going to be all sorts of FUCKED UP.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:29am.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:28am.
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Yeah, it was pretty gross. I was driving and I almost gagged. She said she always just did it for the comfort aspect of it, like she did it several times a week all the way through high school because she had a really rough life in high school and it always made her feel calm or something.
There's just something wrong with a woman who's willing to suckle her 25-year-old daughter. I mean 2-year-old? Maybe, but probably not. 25? That's fucking incest.
Which brings me to a Schrute quote:
"The purse-girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
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Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:27am.
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sometimes weaning is not just about when the baby is ready, the mother needs to be comfortable with the process too...and my point about your post was that it was too long. a celebrity gossip site is not the place to try and educate people about breastfeeding. the post came off condescending because of its length imo. breastfeeding is great and im all for it but i am not all for women making the choice to breastfeed out of guilt.
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Fudge!!! (only i didn't say "Fudge")
That clip/woman/kids are all sorts of EW!
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Mama T it wasn't clear from your comments that you were referring to breastfeeding in general and not the clip shown plus it was a long ass post which is why people came down on you. Plus if you'd read the other comments you'd have been able to deduce that no one was bashing breastfeeding for babies...
Maybe her and Christina A can get together and breast feed each other!
Submitted by Holita on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:32am.
I saw this video a few months ago and found it deeply disturbing. So I am not going to watch it again now- but-
I seem recall the mom saying something like "how can a child be better comforted than at her mother's breast?"
I think the point is that at 8 years old the kid should be figuring out her OWN ways of comforting herself. That's what dolls & stuffed animals are for. And diaries. She has learned to lean on mom every time she needs comfort- which of course is fine in most instances at age 8- but she is likely not becoming self-reliant. The mom is equally reliant on her kid for feeling valuable.
And beyond that it is CREEPY AS HELL!!!
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Right, even little babies are able to self soothe.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:32am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I just imagined everyone walking around toothless..hilarious.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:32am
Amen!
I saw this video a few months ago and found it deeply disturbing. So I am not going to watch it again now- but-
I seem recall the mom saying something like "how can a child be better comforted than at her mother's breast?"
I think the point is that at 8 years old the kid should be figuring out her OWN ways of comforting herself. That's what dolls & stuffed animals are for. And diaries. She has learned to lean on mom every time she needs comfort- which of course is fine in most instances at age 8- but she is likely not becoming self-reliant. The mom is equally reliant on her kid for feeling valuable.
And beyond that it is CREEPY AS HELL!!!
Yeah- That whole weaning thing is why we fucking grow teeth! If we were meant to breastfeed forever, evolutionary we'd look like crack hos.
Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.
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And speaking of sick....here's MamaT! Whack job. If she didn't have kids, she would be obsessing on something else.
Isra1986 thanks, cool but a bit creepy! LOL
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ONE HUNDERED AND ONE THINGS REMOVED FROM THE HUMAN BODY!!!
I love those countdown shows... coundown post with ONE HUNDRED AND ONE POINTS?
uvula - hahaha ISH YOUS!
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Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:22am.
Nast. I am a fairly openminded person often saying, "To each their own," but but in that case, fuck. I hope the daughter never reproduces. I wonder if she'll let her babies nurse from grandma for the family experience. Gak.
I had a sister-in-law who nursed her daughter until the kid was almost 7. You'd be sitting in the living room at their house and the kid would just come over to the mom, lift her shirt, and latch on.
Needless to say, they didn't get many visitors.
And yes, your boobies will produce milk after childbirth as long as they are stimulated.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:22am
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Breastfeeding your 25-year-old daughter? I think I am going to faint...truly sick.
KD:
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I'm all for breasfeeding and think if you can, you should. However, the lady in that clip is a wack-job. She can breastfeed her kids until they are 70 for all I care, but at least pump the milk and give it to them in a cup instead of having them drink directly from her boobs.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Her chichis look like big fat plumber crack, gross!!!
Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.
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LINKS ARE FINE MORON. I GOT CARPEL TUNNEL TRYING TO GET PAST YOUR POST.
Oh and for the record, notice your novella said babies not children? Notice the argument was breast milk vs. formula NOT breast milk vs. a hotdog & fries? The implication is that these arguments are pro breast milk for BABIES not adolescent children. Read what you post before you try to "educate" me sunshine.
That shit is bent.
BITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:24am.
KD: listen to this shit. they have been "overfunding" our 401k's for the last 6 months and now they want their money back. Almost a thousand dollars from me. I am LIVID!
WHAT THE HELL? You have your stubs saved fromt he past year or so? Dont take their word for it.
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FYI: I was not commenting on the woman's choice to breastfeed her child to age 8...that oi do not agree with. I was fommenting on Salma Hayek's choice to continue to breastfeed her daughter. The World Health Organization recommends a minimum of two years. Oh, and most babies are NOT ready to be weaned by the time they get teeth...case in point, my daughter had 6 teeth by 7 months old, and was not ready for cow's milk...
Also, human beings are the only mammals on the planet that drink another mammal's milk (cow's, goat's, sheep's, WHATEVER)...
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:05am.
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Wow.
We need a Family Eden thingy for ADULTS. Like, I would like a Majorica White Baroque Pearl Necklace for Xmas, but its a lil out of my financial reach at the moment.
That video's crazy.
Snow- the eagle has landed.
snowpiece:
It is possible. As long as you dont wean, you will still make milk. Breast milk works on supplu and demand. There are lots of neat things breast can do! If your child has a cold and you dont, your body will detect the cold through the baby saliva when they nurse and supply the antibodies!
I draw the line at teeth. Once they've got 'em, it's bottle time!
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Submitted by MamaT on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:04am.
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GIRL...did the post need to be that long? NO. That being said, everyone is entitled to their own opinions around here as long as said opinions don't for on for motherfucking ever, YEESH. It's jusy titty milk for fucks sake...and yes i did breastfeed both my kids until they were 1 and if that isnt long enough for you stick a salma sized milkball in it..........
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WOW... ummm, WOW
This can't be healthy. F'n hilarious!!!!
Snow- ready. 10-4
That is messed up! You will have to take it OUT of your 401k? THey better pay the taxes on that then!
mother fuck.
_Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:20am.
Thank you so much.
I would like to offer you my breast to suckle on.
Its got no milk, but i will buy you a Whoper jr. after.
You beautiful nut.
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h_h, that was the funniest GD story I've read all day.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:20am.
Good work. Now, how about we go to JJ and see what they have to say today.I mean, we already feel sick so how bad can it be?
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