Paula Abdul's "Extreme Fan" Found Dead Near Her Home
Crazy shit always happens to Paula Abdul! Skat Kat must have put a curse on her or something.
The body of a woman was found last night in a parked car just a few yards from Paula Abdul's house in Sherman Oaks, CA. The cops say she might have died from a drug overdose
Police believe that the woman was a crazed Paula Abdul fan and might have been stalking her for a while now.
The woman has "ABL LV" (Abdul Love or Lover) on her license plate and has pictures of Paula hanging from her rear view mirror. Police sources told TMZ that they've been called out to Paula's house a few times to deal with the stalker.
The cops also got a call from the woman's parents yesterday afternoon. They reported their daughter missing and said she might be at Paula Abdul's house.
Paula was not at home last night, because she was off being insane while filming "American Idol."
Paula's handlers better clear the room of dolls and booze, because she's going to have a major meltdown over this news. She probably has a nervous breakdown when one of her fake eyelashes falls off, so I can only imagine how she's going to take this shit.
And I've never heard of a Paula Abdul stalker before. I mean, "Cold Hearted Snake" is a hot song, but damn!
Holy damn Paula is super fugly!
That poor dillusional chick, RIP.
@TITS:
LOL! I meant to say
@Farrah:
O HUNNY! LONG BEFORE THAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytosDX9dVM&feature=related
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Check his sexy thigh-high fuck me boots!
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IÑIGO MONTOYA???
as in "My name is Iñigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"???
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one and the same. I prefer the older mandy though.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
But um...are you reading this thread at all?...Die on his doorstep like Paula Abdul's crazy stalker fan....get it?
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sometimes if I have no interest in the story, I skip right to the comments.
You caught me red handed.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Next, on a very special episode of "Hey Paula!"...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:38pm.
Sign me up for:
TA+DA
Keith Olbermann!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh dear... i don't even want to know who LoLo would go for!
can we do girls too? there's a Cholita wannabe on Richmond News at 6am, i wanna see how she does her make up.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:39pm.
Sign me up for:
TA+DA
Keith Olbermann!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:39pm.
miso-horny,
"Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?"
Mandy Patinkin.
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O. MY. DOG!!! ME TOO!
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IÑIGO MONTOYA???
as in "My name is Iñigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"???
sick fuckers. Damn i love you both.
I'll go for Ronny Vanucci (The Killer's Drummer. I'm so predictable)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:09pm.
@ Angel - now now, don't joke with me.
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No joke. That's who I would stalk.
But I'd make an effort not to die on his doorstep, you know?
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naaah. you're messing with me.
i don't get the doorstep - criminal minds ref?
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I'm not messing with you.
I've loved Mandy Patinkin since the Pirates of Penzance. So there:)
But um...are you reading this thread at all?...Die on his doorstep like Paula Abdul's crazy stalker fan....get it?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:09pm.
@ Angel - now now, don't joke with me.
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No joke. That's who I would stalk.
But I'd make an effort not to die on his doorstep, you know?
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naaah. you're messing with me.
i don't get the doorstep - criminal minds ref?
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Who would actually stalk this loser?She really had to have been one crazy bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
WWTDD has video of her AI audition from 2006. It's sad. But then you remember how many other people on that show that were even crazier and you wonder, how hasn't this happened sooner?
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:09pm.
@ Angel - now now, don't joke with me.
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No joke. That's who I would stalk.
But I'd make an effort not to die on his doorstep, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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This is the chick that comitted suicide in front of Abdul's house last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyV_ZLojII&eurl=http://latimesblogs.lati...
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Are we absolutely sure that Paula herself didn't have a hand in this??? We all know she's crazy enough!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
I think everyone should stalk Paula at one point in their life!
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@ Angel - now now, don't joke with me. As Alec is to Mrs K, Mandy is to moi.
He seems like such a good hugger.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:39pm.
miso-horny,
"Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?"
Mandy Patinkin.
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O. MY. DOG!!! ME TOO!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:47pm.
oooh oooh, If I could stalk just one celebrity....
MichaelK!
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LOL oh please, how dull would that be? Walks dog, buys questionable food, walks dog, picks up ebay packages from post office, goes out drinking, pees in alleyway, stumbles home.
PLEASE DON'T BAN ME, I'M KEEEDING.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
miso-horny,
"Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?"
Mandy Patinkin.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Look into his eyes!
Uh oooooh (Uh oh!)
He's been telling lies!
He's a loverboy at play
He don't play by rules
Uh oooooh (Uh oh!)
Girl don't play the fool now!
Hey - that's like Womanizer for the 90s!
PS. Condolences.
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Ice Baby Hands
There's something about Paula...
oh.my.DAMN...Can you imagine what the Brangeloon's cars and hovels must look like???
Seriously though, whoever here said that crazy is just looking for a target is right-on, sheesh
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:17pm.
LMAO!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
I think this sounds like a job for Scooby and the gang...
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"...and I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!"
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:50pm.
My guess is that Paula caught the woman in the house in her medicine room (we passed 'cabinet' after AI season 3) and went postal. Her bodyguards cleaned up the mess by moving the corpse back into the car.
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I think this sounds like a job for Scooby and the gang...
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
Okay to answer my own question:
I would say Seth Macfarlane...the creator of Family Guy. I dunno why but that white boy does it for me *swoon*
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
aw i love paula.
poor boo.
My guess is that Paula caught the woman in the house in her medicine room (we passed 'cabinet' after AI season 3) and went postal. Her bodyguards cleaned up the mess by moving the corpse back into the car.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
oooh oooh, If I could stalk just one celebrity....
MichaelK!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
OMG - you guys GOTTA check out the youtube video - link on tmz - of this poor thing auditioning - UNBELIEVEABLE!!!! LMFAO!!!! Her poor family. She is - was - nuts.
She has fans? Who knew.
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Wait a sec.. I'd be Carrot Top's stalker. He'd be so shocked he actually had a stalker he'd invite me right in to live with him and we'd make carrot cake all day long. I'd even paint the baby's room Carrot Puree Orange.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:23pm.
*wipes tears of pride and joy*
You quoted me.
I'm so proud.
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I LOL'd for hours afterwards. Not continuous laughter like a drunkard, but every now and then thinking of the anus tooter, the odd giggle.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:23pm.
LCT,
Yah, those kids are gonna be complete nutters.
Can you imagine sleepovers?? Does the mom service the whole party?
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No, the kids would be servicing each other. "Let's play pretend breastfeed! Let's play pretend backwards birth!"
Shudder.
Perverts. That kid is fucking 8 years old. She should know that it's not right to suck on mom's jugs when none of her friends are doing it.
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:18pm.
Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?
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William Shatner..... and I don't know why.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:20pm
*wipes tears of pride and joy*
You quoted me.
I'm so proud.
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miso-horny,
"Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?"
Hmmmmm, good question. Lemme think......
LCT,
Yah, those kids are gonna be complete nutters.
Can you imagine sleepovers?? Does the mom service the whole party?
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
miso-horny on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:18pm.
Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?
- The obvious, Mah Boo has already had a crazy sex hooker show up at his building with six bags packed claiming she was moving in with him, sooooo, he's out.
(and NO, it wasn't me)
I would be MK's crazy stalker. All I need are some Mother's Animal cookies, Cheeto casserole and he's MINE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How unstable to you have to be to stalk Paula Abdul?
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:18pm.
Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?
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Ooooooo.... hmmmm...... Kathie Lee Gifford.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:14pm.
Only if they smell like Saint Angelina's airfartz. Oh wait. She doesn't fart. She delicately whiffs.
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In the words of LOVE ANDERSON, she opens her anus and toots out her bullshit.
Okay if you can be a crazy stalker, which celeb would you be crazy for?
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:12pm.
*shoves nipple in Carrot's mouth*
There there my little Topalina...shhhhhh....let me rock you to sleep....
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I can totally see why that little perv girl still sucks on the teat! That was like a magical relaxation trick!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:11pm.
Armpit hairs are sexy times.
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Only if they smell like Saint Angelina's airfartz. Oh wait. She doesn't fart. She delicately whiffs.
*shoves nipple in Carrot's mouth*
There there my little Topalina...shhhhhh....let me rock you to sleep....
*sings*
Baby mine, don't you cry
Baby mine, dry your eyes
Rest your head close to my heart
Never to part, baby of mine
Little one when you play
Don't you mind what you say
Let those eyes sparkle and shine
Never a tear, baby of mine
If they knew sweet little you
They'd end up loving you too
All those same people who scold you
What they'd give just for
The right to hold you
From your head to your toes
You're not much, goodness knows
But you're so precious to me
Cute as can be, baby of mine
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:07pm.
Or armpit hairz.
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Armpit hairs are sexy times.
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Stalking Paula Abdul defies all imaginal logic. I have know way of understanding how someone would find themselves in a world where they need to stalk Paula Abdul.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:04pm.
Thank God. A thread not about mommies creaming themselves over their birthing and breastfeeding experiences.
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Or armpit hairz.