Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Paula Abdul's "Extreme Fan" Found Dead Near Her Home

Crazy shit always happens to Paula Abdul! Skat Kat must have put a curse on her or something.

The body of a woman was found last night in a parked car just a few yards from Paula Abdul's house in Sherman Oaks, CA. The cops say she might have died from a drug overdose

Police believe that the woman was a crazed Paula Abdul fan and might have been stalking her for a while now.

The woman has "ABL LV" (Abdul Love or Lover) on her license plate and has pictures of Paula hanging from her rear view mirror. Police sources told TMZ that they've been called out to Paula's house a few times to deal with the stalker.

The cops also got a call from the woman's parents yesterday afternoon. They reported their daughter missing and said she might be at Paula Abdul's house.

Paula was not at home last night, because she was off being insane while filming "American Idol."

Paula's handlers better clear the room of dolls and booze, because she's going to have a major meltdown over this news. She probably has a nervous breakdown when one of her fake eyelashes falls off, so I can only imagine how she's going to take this shit.

And I've never heard of a Paula Abdul stalker before. I mean, "Cold Hearted Snake" is a hot song, but damn!

Posted by: Michael K


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Thank God. A thread not about mommies creaming themselves over their birthing and breastfeeding experiences.

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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:48pm.

I guess it can't be that hard. I mean look at the paps. They know where all the celebs live to harrass them at their homes and to follow them to work. Just buy a map of the star's home on Hollywood Blvd. and there are ways of buying that shit online. You can buy anyone's private information online in this day and age.

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The woman found dead in front of Paula Abdul's house last night was a featured contestant on "American Idol":
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=2ece7993-7384-4f9c-b018...
The dead woman, Paula Goodspeed, appeared on Season 5 in 2006. During her audition she said she's an artist and the first pic she ever drew was of Paula Abdul. "Idol" produced a 3 minute and 40 second featurette on Goodspeed and her passion for Paula. She did not make the cut, after Ryan Seacrest proclaimed, "And the love affair is over."

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Loozer, one of her greatest hits. Everyone I know (born from 1982-1985) has attempted at least once to dance the choreography from that vid.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
Since we are talking crazy, I had to change my siggie.
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What...that Patsy Cline song isn't good enough for you?

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putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:24pm.

So this will be Love Angelina and Jill from Just Jared some day?

- I have a feeling that if one goes they all go, that's just a theory though.
And adding to that, the Ultra Paris fan, Kitty Zithead and her friends Zima and Regan or whoever they all are.

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How do the stalkers find out celebrities' home addresses?

(Let me know so I can do it too...[slobber].)

No, seriously -- how do you get this info? They're not in the phone book, and driver's license data is supposedly restricted. Voter registration lists, maybe?

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LoLo "all caps girl" comment...priceless. Hahahaha!

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I heard Scat Kat used to be into witchcraft
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Damn you Green is Good! Now I'm addicted to those puppies! First I wasn't going to click on the link, but I'm weak. I like the one hell raiser who's trying to stir up shit with his litter mate. That one has the red collar.

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Heavens! I'd hate to off myself for a minor celeb who jumped the shark years ago. St. Bragelina, maybe...but Abdul? Actually, I wouldn't OD over Bragelina, but you think the unstable would pick someone more current.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjl00-KRIK4

when is paula abdul going to come back on tv for another interview while absolutely stoned????

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Puppeh is tearing the crap out of one their new toys!

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:07pm.

Oh no Paula her ghost might be in your house right now ready to stalk your ass from the after life!
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OCD

hahah BJ. Lemme guess...the numbers were 69?? LOL

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Submitted by lunagirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:11pm.

A few YEARS from her house? Wow. Does that mean I get can get a few years away from my stupid ex? How does that work?

Is that in metric years?

Well, at least she had one fan. What's she going to do now? Disband the fanclub?

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Take another happy pill. What else?

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Oh, MK it's "a few yards" not "years." Have another Pop Tart, your blood sugar is low honey!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:24pm.

So this will be Love Angelina and Jill from Just Jared some day?

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AAh, Miss Thang! I have always believed that Paula was singing that song about me. Does that make me a "crazed Paula Abdul fan" too? (or just crazed?).

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So this will be Love Angelina and Jill from Just Jared some day?

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Since we are talking crazy, I had to change my siggie.

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Left here on my own or so it seems
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:11pm.

A few YEARS from her house? Wow. Does that mean I get can get a few years away from my stupid ex? How does that work?

Is that in metric years?

Well, at least she had one fan. What's she going to do now? Disband the fanclub?

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@Miss Priss. About the personalized plates. There was a woman where I lived who had a plate that read "BJ __" (I won't give the number). It was actually her initials, but talk about clueless. Probably wondered why people honked.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:05pm.
anyone who is a crazy Abdul fan deserves to be dead. If not dead, at least Institutionalized.
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Awww PSL, people don't want to be crazy, I'm sure she would rather have been a JLo stalker, but she had to live with the crazy Abdul cards that were dealt to her. Crazy & institutionalized usually go hand-in-hand.

I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?

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He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

You're the one givin' up the love
Anytime he needs it
But you turn your back and then he's off
and runnin' with the crowd
You're the one to sacrifice
Anything to please him
Do you really think he thinks about you
when he's out

C-C-C-Coldhearted! Snake!

No, I don't have a life :(

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Was it Cheryl Burke?

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Now see, Paula? You could have just given her some hair or something and she would've been fine.

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When did Paula start having fans
and when did anyone become more
crazy than her?
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Maybe it was commingback??

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"Paula Abdul's "Extreme Fan" Found Dead Near Her Home" MK, are you telling us that Clay Aiken was found dead?

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Yikes! Thats super creepy....of all celebrities...why Paula?? lmao

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 12:14pm.

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Simon could breast feed all of us big babies!

Stalk on sugar britches! lmao!
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Sorry, but if one is a Paula fan, isn't the 'crazed' part implicit?
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Shut up LoLo, right now as we blog I'm stalking Simon Cowell's hairy and scrumptious man titties. I'm gonna get me some big money after licking them up.

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cuntygolightly's picture

she probably broke into her medicine cabinet...

shut the fuck up all, i'm also a big fan of hers! nothing wrong with being a fan of paula's, in spite of her being a ritalinhound...

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Like everyone else I didn't know she had people who were that hardcore for her. Weird.

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I feel so sorry for the stalker. You decide to be crazy about someone and you pick Paula Abdul?! What a waste.

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who the hell would stalk this woman?
God almighty she would have to have lived a life of real pain and sickness.
Paula Abfuckingdul man.

My oh my
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"Paula's handlers better clear the room of dolls and booze, because she's going to have a major meltdown over this news."

Naw, more like a super huge party. You know she did the happy dance when she heard that and probably said something like "finally, something good happens for me!"

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A few YEARS from her house? Wow. Does that mean I get can get a few years away from my stupid ex? How does that work?

Salem13's picture

Paula Abdul...has...fans...?

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*shakes head*

Some people are unbelievable. Stalking anybody is so asinine, obsessing over another person like that is just plain crazy.
People who have personalized license plates are stoopid(no offense I love all you). LIke this bitch had TORPEDO 2 on her license plate, but she drove a piece of shit and was going 20 miles per hour on a 40. Fuck.

I had no idea paula had crazy ass fans

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Shut up and eat yo cheese sandwich

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The body of a woman was found last night in a parked car just a few years from Paula Abdul's house in Sherman Oaks, CA.----huh?? a few years from her house? que que? No nintendo....

this was on one of the spammers comments I thought it was a joke.

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i bet she was an all caps type of gal.
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Oh no Paula her ghost might be in your house right now ready to stalk your ass from the after life!
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anyone who is a crazy Abdul fan deserves to be dead. If not dead, at least Institutionalized.

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