Dawn Wiener Did Not Sign Off On This
I owe Todd Solondz a taint cleaning and a bag of my beloved Mother's ORIGINAL Circus Animal Cookies for bringing me the magic of Dawn Wiener in "Welcome to the Dollhouse," but I'm not sure how to feel about him now. You see, he's cast Wonky McValtrex in one of his movies. And it's not a snuff film!
Todd is working on a follow-up to "Happiness" and it sounds like he took a few long bong hits, threw some names into a pot, pulled them out and that was his cast! In addition to Wonky, the rest of the cast includes: Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling, Ciaran Hinds, Pee Wee Herman, Michael Lerner and Shirley Henderson. They are currently filming this shit in Puerto Rico.
There's a scene in "Happiness" where a pooch licks up some jizz and then licks on a woman's face. Maybe Todd wants to re-create that scene using a dumb ho instead of a dog for the sequel and knew Wonky would be the only nasty bitch who would do it for scale?! Why else would he bother casting her ass? Casting a worn-out dildo would've made more sense.
Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling sharing a screen with Wonky?! Okay, movie-making people, the fun and games are over. It's time to pull the plug.
Welcome To The Dollhouse .. one of the best!
haiii.....what up..!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:42pm.
*looks at your avie, pisses self* ♥♥
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I'll have you know it's cleaner than the cleanest thing in Wonky McValtrex's house! ;)
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by bisou on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:39pm.
What is her left eye looking at, and what is her right eye looking at? Because they are not looking at the same thing.
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It's because they're shitty ass contact lenses!
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*looks at your avie, pisses self* ♥♥
Submitted by bisou on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 8:39pm.
What is her left eye looking at, and what is her right eye looking at? Because they are not looking at the same thing.
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It's because they're shitty ass contact lenses!
What is her left eye looking at, and what is her right eye looking at? Because they are not looking at the same thing.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I would love to stalk her, but I am afraid I would catch something, even 10 blocks away from her...yikes...I just hate this byatch words cannot even come close to describing my complete and entire dislike/hatred of her. I stumble upon this Best Farting Friend "show" of hers and I guess I hate her so much I could not stop watching...why is it I despise her yet watched that show. I need to go to a meeting or church or something, I feel like confessing in church or taking a newcomer chip, or something...maybe that would take away the shame of watching Wonky on t.v., atually subjecting myself to her nasty skankiness...I am so ashamed, dlisters,please forgive me!!
Happiness was one of the weirdest movies. I don't remember the part with the dog but I remember the lady getting lettuce thrown at her for breaking a strike and the guy anal raping the kid. It was messed up.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:39pm.
where oh where is the obsessed fan who will kill her?
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Even obsessed fans have standards.
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Yep. They want John Lennon, no less.
She looks fucking crazy there, god so much fucking make up. Damnnnnnnnnnnnn
That picture is awful,bitch needs to stick to her signature pose anything else just brings out the ugly.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:44pm.
By a claw-hammer?
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
i like todd solandz's movies but my god he's a fuckin crackhead
i hope paris plays something like dylan baker did. SERIAL RAPIST.
My Goodness, that woman is UGLY, PLEASE refrain from showing a close-up of that monster!!!! Geez!
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Sit yo ass down!
This is the picture you use to frighten people on Halloween!
She's STILL trying to pull off those ridiculous fake contact lenses? What an idiot. She's obviously jealous of her sister Nicky.
This talentless whore doesn't deserve to even be in the same room as Pee Wee Herman or his weird talking head genie.
For all the shit I've talked about Wonky, I'd never seen her on TV until last week, when I watched a Craig Ferguson show I'd taped. Oh. My. Gawd. I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER, seen such an unresponsive, monosyllabic person in all my life. She is truly stupidity personified, and I can't believe Todd Solondz is going to ruin a film by putting her in it.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Seriously, MK, I can see every single colour on her eyes. It's five too many. It's giving me a headache. And I can see in her mouth! UGH! And her stupid hair. I'm going back to look at the Wessonality lady now:( O wait - PUPPEHS!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Paris! Stay away from the Raccoon look! You will never be as cute as them, so don't ruin it for them! Gah!
Oh hell to the naw!! There is no way im watching a film with wonky in it! Oh wells at least we have a wonky free first one..
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:33pm.
Mrs. K: What about Inspector Gadget's arch-nemesis, Dr. Claw? Is he related to Agent 86's KAOS enemy?
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third cousins once removed
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By a claw-hammer?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz: "I suspect that she will have a very small part and that Todd and the rest of the cast and crew will be laughing at Paris the entire time."
I was thinking this, too. Like maybe she plays a suburban mom who likes to have threesomes with her teenage son's basketball team. Hopefully we're right.
"Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:04pm.
PapaSmurf
I smurf you! lol
DO IT. First, find out how much tickets are, she ain't worht too much. Aw hell, boo the fuck outta her
PS: lol she's playing at casinos now."
Yeah, it's pretty sad, but she cannot sell out big venues. Haven't for a while. I just hope her popularity does die down further than what it already is. She annoys the CRAP out of me. More so I'm interested in going just to see how many people are actually there. It's a pretty big venue, but I doubt sold out. Oh, and I can get free tickets if I do plan on attending, so no money will be going into Papa Joe's Pedo pockets.
"Submitted by The C word on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:07pm.
Don't boo her....just take a poster size pic of Carrie Underwood and write "Tony still calls me" on it."
Hmm... I wonder if we can bring posters into her concert. I'll have to check in on that. I'm just curious to find out how many times she mentions Romo during her concert. Oh, how my eyes will roll. And just to spite her, I'll wear my non-pink Cowboys Jersey circa 1994 to the concert. (Though, I'd have to go through many, many boxes to find it as I retired it when Aikman retired.)
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Hey Chilly or whatever you're fucking name is, she's found on HerpesLoving.com. Go spam somewhere else.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:33pm.
Mrs. K: What about Inspector Gadget's arch-nemesis, Dr. Claw? Is he related to Agent 86's KAOS enemy?
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third cousins once removed
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
EEEEEEWWW!
That picture's so disgusting I'm not even gonna read this! ICK!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Mrs. K: What about Inspector Gadget's arch-nemesis, Dr. Claw? Is he related to Agent 86's KAOS enemy?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Ah yes, The Craw.
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LOL.
"Ogre, You Asshole"
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
@Jeffro
Maxwell Smart, Agent 86: The Craw?
The Claw: No, not The Craw, The Claw!
Maxwell Smart, Agent 86: Ah yes, The Craw.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
yes Salem, Paris does have fans. However, none of them can spell, or have a good reason for WHY she is famous. I love Paris and Britney's fanbase....they are so entertaining!
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Wait ,wait....this cunt is in my motherland PR!? Oh hell no! Ay Dios Mio, Santa Shauna Sands!Get this bitch off my island NOW! Or send her to La Perla, the part of PR that even the cops don't go to.
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969
@Jeffro11:
What the fuck are robster craws?
OnTopic: Meh, it's Paris.
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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
Paris DOES have fans you just have to look in the right places! Livejournal has a couple of communities.
Anyway I love Charlotte Rampling, she was great in Swimming Pool. I also loves Welcome to the Dollhouse.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Snowie
Hahahah...it's as if Minnie Mouse was comingback for Parisite. LOL No caps!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:15pm.
Greeny: LOL at some of the comments on this article: is this one comingback? Ha Ha
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ACK! Snowpiece has found Comingback!
Praise Cheetos!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:11pm.
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Teehee...Booger.
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"Hey guys...WONDER JOINTS!"
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
her skin looks pretty.. that is all
snowy, what the fuck was THAT?
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Greeny: LOL at some of the comments on this article: is this one comingback? Ha Ha
9:47 PM Anonymous Says:
tina you are liar paris did not say something like that you just made up an story so people will interview you if your paris shoes you don't want to play the rule that people think she bad to the public why you always o say about her past! past is past! everybody make a sex tape.she moves on leave her alone ! also about a brat geeh she has lot of money hello how i wish i have like that but you know she really work so hard & earned her own money ! poor tina don't have nothing to do or find somebody to talk too!you know if you gossip about paris people will talk to you & that's the reason why you using her .tina you're big liar! use your brain to something else not to make it fun to other people .did you believe in karma? careful what you wishing for ...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
her scenes will wind up on the cutting room floor, just like in her new shitty "Repo: The Genetic Opera".
here goes another movie straight to DVD...though she may have a hit in Russia.
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:11pm.
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Teehee...Booger.
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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
on topic...
"I thought I was looking at my ma's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio."
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Don't boo her....just take a poster size pic of Carrie Underwood and write "Tony still calls me" on it.
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Forget what I said...DO THIS! LOL
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
The C word , that's COLD! But funny.
I suspect that she will have a very small part and that Todd and the rest of the cast and crew will be laughing at Paris the entire time.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:59pm.
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she's playing at the San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino in Highland tomorrow and I'm debating if I should get tickets just to boo her. Too mean?
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Don't boo her....just take a poster size pic of Carrie Underwood and write "Tony still calls me" on it.
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Lest we forget.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:45pm.
Wonky still has the mentality of a high school bitch, without actually graduating from high school.
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she's playing at the San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino in Highland tomorrow and I'm debating if I should get tickets just to boo her. Too mean?
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I wouldn't pay for a ticket...and besides, who would want to boost her attendance #'s and encourage her to keep touring?
At this rate she's gonna be playing strip malls and Dunkin Donuts openings, let's just help her slide into obscurity...or porn, whichever Papa Joe thinks is best.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
PapaSmurf
I smurf you! lol
DO IT. First, find out how much tickets are, she ain't worht too much. Aw hell, boo the fuck outta her
PS: lol she's playing at casinos now.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Creepella on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:59pm.
Paris is proof that money can't buy beauty.
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Or, talent, intelligence, tact, sophistication, poise, diginity ...
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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