Dawn Wiener Did Not Sign Off On This
I owe Todd Solondz a taint cleaning and a bag of my beloved Mother's ORIGINAL Circus Animal Cookies for bringing me the magic of Dawn Wiener in "Welcome to the Dollhouse," but I'm not sure how to feel about him now. You see, he's cast Wonky McValtrex in one of his movies. And it's not a snuff film!
Todd is working on a follow-up to "Happiness" and it sounds like he took a few long bong hits, threw some names into a pot, pulled them out and that was his cast! In addition to Wonky, the rest of the cast includes: Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling, Ciaran Hinds, Pee Wee Herman, Michael Lerner and Shirley Henderson. They are currently filming this shit in Puerto Rico.
There's a scene in "Happiness" where a pooch licks up some jizz and then licks on a woman's face. Maybe Todd wants to re-create that scene using a dumb ho instead of a dog for the sequel and knew Wonky would be the only nasty bitch who would do it for scale?! Why else would he bother casting her ass? Casting a worn-out dildo would've made more sense.
Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling sharing a screen with Wonky?! Okay, movie-making people, the fun and games are over. It's time to pull the plug.
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"Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:45pm.
I don't like Jessica Simpson either, but still"
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she's playing at the San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino in Highland tomorrow and I'm debating if I should get tickets just to boo her. Too mean?
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Paris is proof that money can't buy beauty.
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FrankenBrad should be added to the cast. He might be "big" enough to satisfy P-Ho.
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I don't think she's pretty anyway, but this makeup makes her look even worse. The dark eye makeup doesn't work on her (even though I love the colors). She is trying to look badass and um, not happening.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:47pm.
when this ugly cock holster popped up on my screen, it was like a re-creation of the scene in Animal House when they put Flounder's face up on the projector to vote on...
"AHH!...AHHHH!!!!" *starts throwing shit at the screen...*
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LOL, I remarked on a friend's Facebook pic that "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son".
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I love Todd movies. Crap. He just jumped the shark for me.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. She was robbed!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:41pm.
I hate this twatwaffle.
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Twatwaffle...LMAO...hear something new every day. Maybe IHOP should create a signature meal in her honor.
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I learn something in here in a daily basis!
P-Ho doesn't have fans - obsessive or otherwise. She has leaches who dangle from her desiccated frame.
She has the mental capacity of a cucumber.
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Is she wearing Tammy Faye make-up?
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
when this ugly cock holster popped up on my screen, it was like a re-creation of the scene in Animal House when they put Flounder's face up on the projector to vote on...
"AHH!...AHHHH!!!!" *starts throwing shit at the screen...*
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
That's Parasite? Holy fuck she looks 100 years old. Why do people encourage her?
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GIG, you are forgetting someone just killed themselves at Paula Abdul's house.
anything is possible.
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Fucking fraggle troll STFU!!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Green is Good
WTF. "I hate her. She's fat" I mean, Wonky's almost 30 y/o, acting like a fucking JR.High slut.
Man, I would love to yank on that barbie hair of hers then kick her in the box. Maybe not, my foot mught catch something
I don't like Jessica Simpson either, but still
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
OK, Snowpiece! And yes, Green Is Good, sometimes I do do my makeup like that for work. LOL. Just look at my myspace photos. Oy vey. haha.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:41pm.
I hate this twatwaffle.
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Twatwaffle...LMAO...hear something new every day. Maybe IHOP should create a signature meal in her honor.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:39pm.
where oh where is the obsessed fan who will kill her?
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Even obsessed fans have standards.
What's to be obsessed about? Her droopy eye, penis nose, giant man hands and feet, sparkling personality, or her scary brilliant singing?
Why anyone is giving Paris movie roles is beyond me. But then again, people are still casting that shitfest Beyonce in films, too. So I guess Hollywood isn't wanting to take itself seriously anymore.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:36pm.
I just read the Tina Fey interview. Excellent.
I am not surprised at P-Ho's popularity. Look at how popular Barbie is ... and she's styled after a German sex toy.
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She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
I hate this twatwaffle. I really do. If you look up "douchenozzle" in the dictionary, there's her fug-ass mug.
where oh where is the obsessed fan who will kill her?
PLEASE, some out of hiding. I do NOT want to be subjected to this whore for the next 30 years.
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Let's cut to the chase: Parisite PAYS to get these parts. Whether it's on the casting couch or with CASH. And apparently the Pappz love her. She probably pays them, too.
I love Tina Fey's comments about this self-absorbed, spoiled bitch when she did her shitty appearance on Saturday Night Live.
http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_paris_hilton_is_a_piece_of_sh_t
or:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/2006/11/17/tina-fey-rags-on-...
all that money and she wears shower curtain rods in her wonky ass ear lobes. Cunt
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Oh my. Charlotte Rampling is a GODDESS.
Todd's movies are usually hit or miss for me, but Charlotte's hotness is enough for me to watch this one - and ignore Wonky's putrid presence.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
WHY DOES ANYONE HIRE HER? SHE HAS NO TALENT, AND ALL HER MOVIES FUCKING BOMB!!!!
I don't get it. I just don't fucking understand.
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
hmmm LoveAnderson...I think you're on to something. That's all very plausible. I mean, is there any other logical reason as to why she keeps getting cast in movies? Hollywood thinks she still relevant? Just like they think remakes are OK?
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
...and Benji Madden wept.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Miss Priss on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:29pm.
Damn this bitch is ugly.
Fucking hollywood. Quit casting this STD bank. Fuck
- Theory: She infects these asstards with her nuclear STD's and she is the only one with Top Secret NASA created cure, "CAST ME or you'll be itchin' for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Why do I believe that her breath smells like a backed-up sewer?
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Damn this bitch is ugly.
Fucking hollywood. Quit casting this STD bank. Fuck
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Yay Peewee!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Why would he want to kill his own movie?
Mmm, the eye make up, among all the tragicness up thar, just mmm.
Why can't she be stalked, successfully?
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I hated Hapiness. Everytime I see the actor who played the child rapist Dylan Baker?? That's all I think about and can't really concentrate on what part he's currently playing.
See some parts can destroy your career even if you still find work afterwards.
And this film sounds like an expolding turd.
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Submitted by kevin clamato on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 1:17pm.
I want my makeup like that!
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Clams, you mean you don't do it like this for work?
her nose and her chin are def trying to grow together
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Um.................Why is my monitor all fogged up with this sticky substance? I tried to clean it off but it's on the inside!
She looks exactly like her in that South Park episode lol. I wonder whatever happened to Tinkelbell...
I always thought that "Welcome to the Dollhouse" was Todd Solondz's best movie.....that's probably been proven now.....
According to Wiki, this film was originally supposed to star Emma Thompson, Demi Moore, Chi McBride, Paul Dano, Faye Dunaway, Dennis Franz and Hope Davis among others. Ya think Paris ended up with Emma's role or Faye's?
people just want to be around Benji Madden
Kevin: congrats to your uncle and his partner, if I am still in the city at that time I will check out the protest.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WTF IS THAT THING!?!?!
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