Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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someone must have really hated this woman...
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Thanks for all the shout-outs! Long-time reader, first-time caption contest entrant. ;-)
oh my god, this was hilarious! Congrats all.... and yours did take the cake, slutty! thanks for the laughs!
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Off course sluttsville won! it's her fav topic! lol
I KID I KID
good job everyone...they were all VERY funny!
Sluttsville: Rehab? Rehab is for quitters!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Loved Missy's caption
congrats to the rest
Congratulations you hoe bitches! All very funny!!!
These were all too hilarious today. Thank you for the laugh!
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by missy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:33am.
slutts, i felt like a tard for getting so excited... but I really am excited!! and I really am a tard!!
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No explaining needed, because I feel the same way. The 1st time one of my entries was selected I went through the house yelling, my husband came running and asked what was the prize: a car, vacation, money. When I said the prize was getting a shout-out, he looked at me like "freak, what is wrong you". He just didn't get it, still doesn't; I don't know what is wrong with that freak.
Igloos in Antarctica???
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:22am.
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Sex Hooker Hobags....my eyes are welling with tears, I'm beginning to feel a little Sally Field moment coming on.
Thanks again everyone! This turned a crappy morning into a good one, and in 15 minutes my co-workers will turn it back to crappy again, but at least I have these few speshul moments to reflect on.
slutts, i felt like a tard for getting so excited... but I really am excited!! and I really am a tard!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Thanks everyone for making my day at work more bearable!! :)
MISSY TIMES!
OMG!!!!!!!
Congrats to all you funny bunnies!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:20am.
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That's Miss Whore Hoe Bitch to you; Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
Missy, why the edit, it looked fine, but hell I haven't had coffee yet.
Slutts and MISSY!!!
This one was EARNED Sex Hooker Hobags!
And the two other posters I don't know, CONGRATS!!!
This CT has the most comments/entries I have ever seen.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ok, edited:
thanks for making me feel speshul MK:)
LaBoss, that shit was HILARIOUS ahahahahhahaaa
Slutty you hot bitch! Smokin baby!
FUNNAYYY!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Slutty and Missy!! Two funny whore hoe bitches!
Conrats to Sluttsville, Missy, diggerdp, and LaBoss76! Good ones!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
congrats to all my hoes, Missy♥ but I have to say I thought this one was the funniest shit ever:
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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ooo... i likeys, i likeys! scandalous! hilarious~
Wow, these were actually hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh guys.
Congrats Missy and Sluttsville!
Woot Woot!!
And the other winners too
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Funny shit
congrats everyone, missy ♥
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:35am.
angel_i, you aren't online gambling AGAIN, I thought rehab took care of that.
OMG, what a way to start a morning. Thanks MK♥♥!
Congrats to my slut Missy, diggerdp, & LaBoss76-your bumper sticker comment made me spew diet black cherry soda.
Thanks everyone for the congrats.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:23am.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:18am.
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Isn't it so much fun? ☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ○ ☺
My 10 year old showed me that!
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10 year olds ROCK!
Thanks, bitches!!!
Congrats, Horz!
I KNEW Slutty was gonna win. I really did:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club~~~~___ WEALTHYkiss.COM___~~~~ for hot guys and girls to hook up with each other. Her blog was updated very often. I joined there too,it seems the girls are not hard to hook up with. LOL
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:18am.
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Isn't it so much fun? ☺ ☻ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦ • ◘ ○ ☺
My 10 year old showed me that!
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♥"Late night sex so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
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Ooo, I figured it out! alt 3 ♥♥♥
Great stuff!
Congrats kids!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Farrah- chupa mis juevos de azucar! I am not on a laptop. :(
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:48am.
Hey how do you guys make dem little harts?
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morning, KD! buenos días, ratoncito!
if you're on a laptop, it's "fn+alt" (at the same time) while hitting "L" ♥
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Congrats funny buggers - those were all great!! :D
(Morning everyone!)
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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
Congrats to my hos Slutts and Missy!
you funny beeshes!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
fanFUCKINGtastic job,Ho's!
♥much love♥
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♥"Late night sex so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Good stuff!!! Made me lol.
@KD Mornin' Doll. For the ♥'s hold down the alt key and hit the number 3 key on your number keypad. :)
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
@ KD
I press "alt" and "3" button at the same time. ♥
Aw, congrats! I thought mine was pretty good, too, but oh well!
Hey how do you guys make dem little harts?
*WOOT* Congrats, to Mah Boo, Sluttsville! ♥Missy♥ Drinks on me! Very funny! Wtg diggerDP and LaBoss76!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Slutty! You hilarious beesh! ♥♥
Missy, I think this and your in and out of the garage entry is so funny. ♥♥
Congratulations everyone. This was a fun caption.
Having gotten his divorce finalized, Guy and his pub-crawling mates go celebrate the only way they know how.
Ok, Aubrey O' Day. Enough. We get it.
Did not know Celine was an all-caps kinda gal
Ah! So that's where Cheryl Burke lives!
hahahahahaha@all the comments basically saying "MichaelK is a slut whore"
No wonder Paris moved to London.
home sweet home
Damn, Celine Dion did not the news well...she really fucked up Aretha's house!